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"So I Was Fucking This Girl Last Night "

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2/2/2010 3:11:53 PM

two pages of lying.

2/2/2010 3:13:23 PM

hahaha

2/2/2010 3:16:03 PM

Easy guys....this kid has brain trauma for tackling incorrectly as an All-American linebacker in high school.

2/2/2010 3:17:16 PM

^Oh, ok. I thought it was chronic pain caused by whiplash. I wasn't sure which bullshit story to believe.

2/2/2010 3:18:30 PM

I realize this thread is about those who have had sex.... which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

2/2/2010 3:18:41 PM

I, too, have had sex.

2/2/2010 3:23:54 PM

lol @ 666 views

2/2/2010 3:30:29 PM

lol @ 702 views

2/2/2010 3:38:16 PM

I, too, have had sex...with my fist.

2/2/2010 3:39:39 PM

2/2/2010 4:03:34 PM

i told you not to lie.

i told you not to lie.

2/2/2010 4:10:07 PM

do not lie

2/2/2010 4:14:37 PM

I told you not to lie.

I prayed for you not to lie.

You lied.

And now, I have no feelings for you.

2/2/2010 4:15:51 PM

17? she was probably 10 if she said that

2/2/2010 4:17:03 PM

2/2/2010 5:33:50 PM

and here i didn't think your left hand could talk!

2/22/2010 11:19:21 AM

LOL

2/22/2010 11:20:19 AM

^^ took you three weeks to come up with that?

2/22/2010 11:24:25 AM

nah, just felt like it needed to be said

2/22/2010 11:25:30 AM

I'd probably fuck a Real Doll.

2/22/2010 11:25:57 AM

^^ fair enough

2/22/2010 11:26:11 AM

^^ but i wouldn't pay for one

2/22/2010 11:27:04 AM

this thread is full of win.

2/22/2010 11:27:43 AM

^^^^what do you mean "probably"

of course you would...anybody with a brain would.

i just wouldnt shell out cash to get a real doll. if someone wa slike "here's a free real-doll, you gonna fuck it?" id be all like "yeah"

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 11:29 AM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 11:28:52 AM

but would you really want to borrow someone else's Real Doll?

2/22/2010 11:29:45 AM

bttt

3/30/2010 8:11:54 PM

3/30/2010 8:13:28 PM

Did she love your neckbrace?

3/30/2010 8:17:03 PM

hell yea, I got a glow in the dark one and we chased each other around the dark room

3/30/2010 8:18:56 PM

Wow - amazing that someone with such EXTREME chronic pain could be fucking vag so hard. I mean you take how many pain pills / injections, yet you can do all this fucking? How exactly do you bang - when you told your Dr that every time your neck moves, the pain is beyond words?

amazing.

3/30/2010 8:22:19 PM

pretty simple, I stay on the bottom. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

3/30/2010 8:22:59 PM

bhahahahahahaha

3/30/2010 8:26:44 PM

you don't like a girl on top?

3/30/2010 8:28:43 PM

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

3/30/2010 8:28:51 PM

so you lie still on your back (special pillow??) and don't move anything (cause you know, you are in EXTREME chronic pain, so much pain you can't go to work school and that you need to abuse drugs just so you can keep "alive")

Wow - what a lucky lady!

3/30/2010 8:32:35 PM

Cowgirl is one of my favorite positions.

3/30/2010 8:33:26 PM

http://www.sexinfo101.com/kneelingrevamazon.shtml

3/30/2010 8:34:55 PM

I love how GGMon follows my life so closely, how I do not know.



[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 8:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2010 8:37:02 PM

^^ you would have to trust your a lot partner to try that shit. Cause your asshole would be completely exposed.

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 8:38 PM. Reason : adding a for pity]

3/30/2010 8:38:09 PM

asshole bleach, duh

3/30/2010 8:38:39 PM

What a sweet web site!

3/30/2010 8:38:49 PM

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"I love how GGMon follows my life so closely, how I do not know."

Hard to miss you - bitching and crying like a 14 year old having her first period in EVERY fucking thread.

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 9:30 PM. Reason : 14]

3/30/2010 9:30:30 PM

I was referring to the sporadic time of posting my threads. I mean you would have to be on here every day for 4 years and remember everything I've posted even in 10 month absence.

3/30/2010 9:34:39 PM

LIES!

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/blackdogsdong.asp

3/30/2010 9:34:50 PM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2010/03/herpes-type-2-is-widespread-cdc-says.html

And then you caught herpes.

3/30/2010 10:45:45 PM

how many oxys did it cost you?

3/30/2010 10:56:47 PM

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"how many oxys did it cost you?"

Win. /thread

3/31/2010 7:19:27 AM

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""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

3/31/2010 8:04:40 AM

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""and she said I had the biggest dick in the world, that is all.""

nah, that would be a [user]slavefamous[/user] thread!

3/31/2010 8:04:40 AM