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2/5/2010 9:15:32 PM

i think it's pretty fair to equate a girl's dong size rating ITT directly to inches

2/5/2010 9:17:21 PM

Looks: 7, I have to be attracted to you - although I keep finding that people look different to me based on their personality. When did my life become an after school sitcom?

Intelligence: 8

Sense of humor: 10

Money: 6 , as long as you can match my own expenditure for seeing movies/ grabbing some beers its fine. Bonus points if you buy me dinner or my movie ticket once in awhile.

Kindness: 6, you can't be a douche to other people.

Makes fun of me: 7, to keep me on my toes

Is the Big Spoon: 8

2/5/2010 9:23:51 PM

Quote :

"Looks: 7, I have to be attracted to you - although I keep finding that people look different to me based on their personality. "

so true for me too.

will let me be the big spoon: 10

2/5/2010 9:27:46 PM

Looks- 5/10 if you hold it independent of body


Intelligence-5/10 - a plus but not imporant, especially when independent of money category


Sense of humor-5/10- a pllus but not important


Money-8/10 - important but not very important


Kindness-10/10 asterisk-initial kindness. even assholes can be kind when you first meet them and long enough for you to become attached.


Dong Size 0/10 -by the time a woman finds out about this. its too late and they are already attached.

added ones

body build- 10/10 - this is probably the most important thing. most women anticipate the above category based on body muscle which really has no corelation

I'm gonna try to speak for most girls and not just myself because I know I'm wierd.

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : looks a plus but most women would love anugly face on a prime time body]

2/5/2010 9:28:18 PM

^^ agree with both points.... although (as stated earlier) cuddling is uber important in general

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 9:28 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2010 9:28:40 PM

i figured somebody would have posted it by now, but since they havent

...

GET FUNKY

2/5/2010 9:30:31 PM

I would let punchmonk and LunaK be my big spoons any day

2/5/2010 9:36:14 PM

2/5/2010 9:37:08 PM

thx a lot thread

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2/5/2010 9:39:20 PM

thegoodoctor

2/5/2010 9:46:36 PM

sense of humor is way to vague. what does this really mean?

2/5/2010 9:47:31 PM

nvm.

i thought about it and im not sure

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:22 PM. Reason : sfdsfd]

2/5/2010 11:11:29 PM

Looks: 7-8, hey i'm not gonna lie, i need to be physically attracted. granted i do know people who become more attractive once i got to meet them...if that makes any sense.


Intelligence: a freaking 9. seriously. as a matter of fact gimme a guy smarter than me. (which shouldn't be too hard ).


Sense of humor: this is tricky now that i think about it. 9 if we are talking about a guy who laughs at the same things i do. that's important. however if you are talking about a guy who has to be funny all the time...6 maybe. yeah it's nice, but i could do without.


Money: 1.5-2ish. no i'm not lying. sure being pampered is nice, but i can take care of that myself if need be.


Kindness: 10. i'm not one for confrontation. maybe this means i should find someone who is though???


Dong Size: 5. meh. whatever.


another key factor i would like to have is someone who is a bit adventurous.
someone who can keep secrets.
and doesnt mind d.d.-ing

Quote :

"although I keep finding that people look different to me based on their personality"

i just read this and YES. this is what i mean for looks

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:25 PM. Reason : change kindness from 9 to 10 and quote]

2/5/2010 11:22:30 PM

now I see why Joie and I never worked out...

heh

2/5/2010 11:26:54 PM

we worked it out once though


IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

2/5/2010 11:27:59 PM

now I see why Joie and I never worked out

heh

2/5/2010 11:28:50 PM

we worked it out once though


IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

2/5/2010 11:29:20 PM

oh snap!!11

2/5/2010 11:29:33 PM

2/5/2010 11:30:19 PM

I would like to be the avocado in a Joie, Emce and hater sammich.

2/5/2010 11:30:43 PM

WOO HOO THE CREAMY FILLING IS HERE

2/5/2010 11:31:34 PM

O DAMN

2/5/2010 11:31:35 PM

creamy filling what?????

2/5/2010 11:33:18 PM

I'M ON IT, BRAH!

2/5/2010 11:34:05 PM

now I see why creepy_black_guy_jerking.gif and I never worked out...

heh

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ]

2/5/2010 11:48:33 PM

its impossible for me to rate these on a 1-10 because its an emotional thing and not something that can really be measured. its not like if i rate a guy on these factors and the total adds up to X then we'll get along. so i just described my guidelines.

looks: i expect at least what i consider myself. i consider myself on the high end of 7.5-8 so someone i find at least that attractive. not sure if i could handle a complete 10, i would probably be too nervous or insecure

intelligence: at LEAST equal intelligence. i'm cool with having the lock down on certain topics, as long as he has the upper hand on others. i want to feel like we're both smart in our own ways and appreciate each other for our expertise.

sense of humor: i think this is going to be way high on anyone's list. you have to "get" the other person and understand their humor and vice versa. i want a guy who will make me laugh when i need it after a bad day and also when i'm not expecting it. i love sillyness as well as a quick wit. if you don't get each others jokes then the relationship is not going to get off the ground.

money: money is relative. i live within my means and i expect any guy i seriously date to do the same. neither person in the relationship should feel like they're "carrying" the relationship. short term its acceptable, a job transition or finishing school for example. but when you have 2 disparate incomes it is a matter of WHEN it will cause problems, not if. also, if a guy has a lot of money, that doesn't mean hes responsible (same goes for women). whats most attractive about money, to me is being able to manage it and be self sufficient, not how much of it you have.

kindness: this is up there with sense of humor. of course a guy has to have some balls between his legs and cant be a little bitch running around but i definitely find kindness very sexy. also, a guy who also stands up for what he believes in displays confidence and no one will deny the sex appeal of that. as long as its not overblown into cockyness.. speaking of cocks...

dong size: well i've had what i consider "small" and while it wasn't the worst thing in my life, i've certainly had better. if you have a really deep emotional connection with someone and you knock every other important (to the girl) thing out of the park, dong size isn't a big deal as long as you can give her an orgasm in other ways. i have girlfriends who have had even smaller than my smallest and they said it was awful. so as long as you're not on the lower size of the average then you're probably ok. but don't think just because you're good in that area that pleasing a woman is in the bag. a guy who WANTS to please, can be sexier than all the other things listed already combined.

attention: when given the correct way, most girls dont need that much, contrary to popular belief. figure out (or if she's cool she'll tell you) what kind of attention she needs and you'll avoid a vast majority of the "fights" that occur. i think its the old 80/20 rule... guys spend 80% of their attention giving time on 20% of what the girl actually wants. communication enters the picture here and thats going to be just as important as a sense of humor. if you dont' feel like you can talk to a guy or that hes understanding what you're saying, it'll crash and burn in no time. and communication is a one way street so guys should tell their girls when they need to make adjustments too

2/5/2010 11:56:11 PM

wow

2/6/2010 12:00:44 AM

the truth, she speaks it

2/6/2010 12:04:01 AM

jesus christ words

2/6/2010 12:04:23 AM

haha sorry didnt mean for it to be that long

but for the OP, seems like hes always looking for dating advice or advice on women so i was trying to give him some insight

[Edited on February 6, 2010 at 12:06 AM. Reason : okjfdf]

2/6/2010 12:05:58 AM

I do appreciate how you explained things. I feel very similar.

2/6/2010 12:07:16 AM

i halfheartedly expected that post to start out saying:

I know this thread is about dealing with ladies, which i can not..

2/6/2010 12:08:07 AM

Quote :

"perhaps you have not sufficiently documented your qualifications in your various courting endeavors"

I ran some multiple regression and multivariance correlated gaussian. I think I'm being screwed by a lurking variable or my initial theories hold true. Either way, this null hypothesis is rejected.

2/6/2010 2:12:18 AM

will you help me with my stats homework?

2/6/2010 4:55:36 AM

Looks- 6 or 7. Generally I'm only really attracted to people after getting to know them.


Intelligence- 6. In the past I've dated people less intelligent than me so could catch them cheating. My current boyfriend is super smart and its a lot of fun having intelligent conversations.


Sense of humor- 10 A guy has to know how to make me laugh. Also, crucial that we have the same sense of humor and he laughs at my jokes.


Money- 7 More for money management then quantity of money. Dated a guy that was awful with is money and swore to never do it again!


Kindness- 10 I'm a kind person so I need someone that will return it and not just use me. I also think highly of unselfish people.

Dong Size- 4 Sex is really intimate for me so its more emotional than physical. A penis is required though.

2/9/2010 12:54:16 PM

Quote :

"If being smart and funny got girls, my life would be a never-ending torrent of vagina. "

Wasn't your former username UberComedian? If so, no offense, but you aren't funny. Not even a little bit.

2/9/2010 1:48:39 PM

Quote :

"If being smart and funny got girls, my life would be a never-ending torrent of vagina."

yea it seems like those factors are tie breakers at best, insignificant at worst.


[Edited on February 9, 2010 at 2:05 PM. Reason : most ladies itt are being honest on not saying they dont care about looks as long as the guy has X ]

2/9/2010 1:59:47 PM

Attn: girls that say they dont care if the guy has a small dick...

HOLLA!

2/9/2010 2:00:36 PM

I don't really want to gauge this with numbers, so...

Looks: aren't the most important, but I would say someone who's at least on my level of attractiveness... like Wolfy said, I don't think I could handle a perfect 10 due to insecurities (i.e., Ryan Reynolds-esque)

Intelligence: very important - I'm sorry but I don't think I could be with someone who can't hold an intelligent conversation..

Sense of humor: of the utmost importance -- I find humor sexier than physical appearance

Money: I'd say somewhat important... like bmel said, more so for money management than quantity

Kindness: very important... I can't stand it when people are rude for no reason

Dong Size: hm... somewhat important, only for the fact that I wouldn't want something huge or teeny tiny... like bmel said (again), it's more of an emotional thing than physical

2/9/2010 2:09:04 PM

^ not to call you out on the intelligence one but have you talked with your fiance? jk

2/9/2010 2:20:48 PM

I like my men big, dumb and rich so I can steal their money and spend it on plastic surgery.

I also like men who don't have a sense of humor so I can make mean, sarcastic comments about them to their face without them being any wiser.

They should be very strong and handy around the house.

Who cares about dong size? I'm not going to sleep with him. Just take the $$$ and run.

2/9/2010 3:06:25 PM

hahaha

i am actually LOLLING OUT LOUD at my deskubicle.

2/9/2010 3:10:58 PM

Are you in the department of redundancy department?

2/9/2010 3:12:34 PM

teehee

2/9/2010 3:13:14 PM

lucy wins

2/9/2010 3:14:01 PM

2/9/2010 3:15:41 PM

Oh no. H8R was not supposed to read that.

2/9/2010 3:16:59 PM

it's all good, i ain't got no money and you can run faster than me

i just stick around for the snarky comments

2/9/2010 3:17:59 PM

WE CAN FINANCE THOSE BUTT IMPLANTS GIRLLLLL

2/9/2010 3:18:37 PM