lolol

2/14/2010 4:17:22 PM

~

sorry, bro

2/14/2010 4:17:30 PM

soccer is not gay

2/14/2010 4:18:28 PM

Hi evan

U r cute

Will u be my Valentine?



Oh, and bwn?

2/14/2010 4:19:29 PM

^ yes on all accounts

^^correct

^^^this is the hoppiest shit ever, ain't no homo likes this shit ok?!

2/14/2010 4:20:52 PM

Ooh, I just noticed you have dogfish head 90-min. Marry me, b00.

2/14/2010 4:21:22 PM

did you know there's a dogfish head 120-minute IPA?

2/14/2010 4:24:16 PM

i was aware of this, but have never been able to find it.

and OMG @ 18% ABV

2/14/2010 4:25:10 PM

I love 120-min. But it makes my clothes fall off.

2/14/2010 4:26:22 PM

note to self

2/14/2010 4:26:51 PM

Quote :

"see, i enjoy liquor, netflix, and video games... but i enjoy them much more in the company of others, haha."

OMG bwn? bring your own liquor though

2/14/2010 4:36:12 PM

I'm not wishing for anything for fear of it being granted

2/14/2010 4:40:00 PM

if evan was a hot chick i would totally be all over him

2/14/2010 4:42:12 PM

Quote :

"an unhappy homo? wow - ever thing your deviant lifestyle is the reason you are so sad?"

Just for the record, not all gay people are unhappy. My "lifestyle" has made me pretty happy.



Here are a few family and friends who support said "lifestyle"





We are very close to our 7 year anniversary together. We got married on our anniversary so it'll be 7 years together and 1 year married as of next month.

"maybe the stigma that it's deviant when it actually isn't is what causes those effects"

Exactly!




Granted my marriage is only recognized in places like that (Boston, MA), and in some form or another in about 1/5th of the US, and most of the Western world. But I'm doing just fine.

Stay strong Evan, you'll find someone!

[Edited on February 14, 2010 at 4:49 PM. Reason : .]

2/14/2010 4:49:23 PM

Gay is a synonym for happy.

2/14/2010 4:59:04 PM

I wish I wasn't single, but I also wish I wasn't poor. These problems are not mutually exclusive.

2/14/2010 5:22:53 PM

>-------------<

evan

2/14/2010 6:33:17 PM

why are poeple making a square sign in that one pic?

also where did you get married? (im assuming boston)

2/14/2010 6:38:32 PM

post. and not cuz its v-day. hahah. ive just been pretty much single for 3years.

2/14/2010 7:14:18 PM

I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED, INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

2/14/2010 7:35:49 PM

Yeah, Boston. And each pledge class for the past couple of years have done signs. They're pretty stupid, but fun.

2/14/2010 8:42:46 PM

gaaaaaaaaaaay

2/14/2010 9:07:07 PM

Quote :

"Just for the record, not all gay people are unhappy. My "lifestyle" has made me pretty happy."

You will be "divorced' in 5 years. Enjoy hell.

2/14/2010 9:43:33 PM

Quote :

"if evan was a hot chick i would totally be all over him"

i would totally take you up on that offer. i like my penis too much, though.

fwiw, you're pretty much exactly the type of guy i like.
[no homo]
[okay, well maybe a little]

Quote :

">-------------< evan "

you're awesome.

Quote :

"Stay strong Evan, you'll find someone! "

thanks, mang.
p.s.: i'm totally jealous of you.

2/15/2010 12:30:02 AM

serious question

Been on 3 dates with a girl, hooked up w/ her sat. night, didn't see or call her today...how does that go?

2/15/2010 12:39:24 AM

if it were me, i would have spent the night with her and then made her breakfast this morning or something

nothing too serious since you've only been on 3 dates, but something to show her you remembered it was v-day

2/15/2010 12:41:53 AM

Supplanter, your'e a good guy and all, and I'm totally in support of gay marriage (as my 3 page "debate" with aaronburro probably illustrates). . . but your husband has one really shitty haircut.

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : asdf]

2/15/2010 12:46:30 AM

^^ what he said

a call or something on VDay probably would have gotten you points


[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason : ^s]

2/15/2010 12:46:56 AM

evan, thanks for the input,

But it would be her making me breakfast since I don't cook. And it's only 3 dates so V-day isn't that serious anyhow...she did wanna watch LAst Crusade last night though...made me horney. HA

2/15/2010 12:49:37 AM

^doesn't matter. just the fact that you TRIED to cook for her would have made her be all like "awwwwww" and shit.

and yes, v-day isn't that serious... to you. but to her, i promise it means a little more... regardless of how long you've been dating.

i may like dudes, but i know about this shit.

2/15/2010 12:51:05 AM

cool thread.

2/15/2010 12:51:44 AM

bubblebobble, if you liked dudes, i'd probably send you a smiley face

2/15/2010 12:53:43 AM

same here man

2/15/2010 12:54:15 AM

2/15/2010 12:54:50 AM

I, too.

2/15/2010 12:55:33 AM

Quote :

"But it would be her making me breakfast since I don't cook."

What kind of worthless human being doesn't know how to make breakfast?

2/15/2010 1:00:11 AM

^maybe a little harsh I personally think the quote followed by just kill yourself would have had the same effect

2/15/2010 1:01:48 AM

Breakfast is easy. I make a mean motherfucking breakfast.

2/15/2010 1:02:33 AM

yeah, admittedly, it's pretty hard to fuck up breakfast.

2/15/2010 1:03:10 AM

I'm probably going to make myself a 3 egg omelet with green and red bell peppers and monterrey jack cheese, wheat toast with apple jelly, and yogurt with frozen raspberries for breakfast after my run tomorrow morning.

<3 breakfast.

2/15/2010 1:05:41 AM

Quote :

"You will be "divorced' in 5 years. Enjoy hell."

If I decided to divorce, since I wasn't married in my home state the way so many couples are able to, I'd have to move to MA with my husband to live there for 6 months before being able to apply for divorce. That deterrent alone should keep us going at least 7, if not 8 years.

And I agree with whoever said that about the hawk, but he enjoyed having it so I let him keep it. I did ask him to at least dye it a natural color for the wedding pictures. Compromise ftw? My nephews and nieces loved his mohawk though, although one of them, the youngest, was kind of afraid of it.

2/15/2010 1:08:58 AM

I am prolly goin to go to fountain for breakfast. This is prolly why I know longer like breakfast.

2/15/2010 1:09:35 AM

Quote :

"KNOW LONGER"

2/15/2010 1:15:41 AM

This is what I'm leaning towards for my next meal. Breakfast of champions.

2/15/2010 1:16:51 AM

thanks oldblue my mere typo now makes me feel like an idiot good work

2/15/2010 1:19:53 AM

Quote :

"MY MERE TYPO"

2/15/2010 1:21:15 AM

fuck oldblue, I remeber fountain breakfast...crispy cubes and an omlet FTW!...wow, that was long ago.

mere1 /m??r/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [meer] Show IPA
–adjective, superlative mer·est. 1. being nothing more nor better than: a mere pittance; He is still a mere child.


fuck off grammar nazi

[Edited on February 15, 2010 at 1:24 AM. Reason : ASS]

2/15/2010 1:21:46 AM

Quote :

"OMLET"

2/15/2010 1:23:04 AM

Quote :

"REMEBER"

2/15/2010 1:23:46 AM

well i quit

2/15/2010 1:24:24 AM