I don't have a pic of your moms bed.

2/15/2010 8:03:50 AM

bump

5/6/2010 11:13:12 AM

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I'm going to have to see this in action, because I have no idea how it's supposed to work.

5/6/2010 11:38:51 AM

only works if the woman wears 5+ inch heels

5/6/2010 11:43:13 AM

5/6/2010 11:48:40 AM

^^^ well, for one, the girl sits on the top part, resting her feet on the upper rests and her knees up and spread. The dude stands on the bottom footrests and wails away on her hoo-ha. I think he's supposed to lean forward on those upper rounded arms.

I'm not sure what the padded part underneath is for, but I guess it has that hump in it to work like putting a pillow under the girl's butt while she's on her back.

5/6/2010 12:12:19 PM

I'd think that the bottom foot rests are for the girl's feet when she's bent over the top part. They look too high for most guys.

5/6/2010 12:15:14 PM

yeah, that would work, too. I think what I describe is also intended, though...I mean, what else are the top footrests for?

5/6/2010 12:18:44 PM

^^^ Yeah the bottom padded part is what's confusing me.

Plus the fact that it looks like using this thing would be much more difficult and less comfortable than just screwing on the edge of a bed or table.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 1:24 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 1:22:15 PM

Maybe it's for a three-way.

5/6/2010 1:48:54 PM

if i remember correctly that chair was made for some obese monarch from the 1700s. one of the english ones. i think it was made to accomodate him + 2 chicks at the same time [/no office space]

5/6/2010 2:07:27 PM

i'm sorry, the the whole places for a female to rest her feet... reminds me of having to go to the obgyn... not really the most arousing thought

5/6/2010 2:14:21 PM

its for a king. with two women.

your arousal is not important.

5/6/2010 2:17:55 PM

oh i beg to differ

5/6/2010 2:19:24 PM

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"your arousal is not important."

EXACTLY. THE JOB OF A SEX SLAVE IS TO ENSURE THE SATISFACTION OF THEIR MASTER.


THE MASTER COMES FIRST (AND YOU DON'T COME AT ALL).

5/6/2010 2:19:45 PM

for my money you can't beat the Do Me chair...



in case that picture doesn't work...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/35759

or maybe the Liberator and all it's accessories...



[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ewr]

5/6/2010 2:21:13 PM

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"CAUTION: DO NOT USE THE DO ME CHAIR IF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER HAVE A COMBINED WEIGHT OF OVER 500LBS."

Apparently doing so may cause bodily harm for which they are not responsible. It seems they do offer a heavy duty spring package that increases the weight limit though.

5/6/2010 2:22:36 PM

to be quite honest...

any ottoman will do the trick

5/6/2010 2:30:23 PM

^

5/6/2010 2:38:38 PM

^^^^ that looks cool

but I don't know about $450 cool

although i guess you could use it as a regular chair, too

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