^and you only thought he was gay?
2/17/2010 5:31:10 PM
2/17/2010 5:31:55 PM
Two pages of dumb cuntery.
2/17/2010 5:32:09 PM
I've done the exact opposite in the past, because fuck getting presents.
2/17/2010 5:32:38 PM
2/17/2010 5:32:43 PM
i read to this point:
2/17/2010 5:36:00 PM
Trickin off ya money Get you nowhere but brokeSpending excessive amounts of money while courting a woman of your liking may result In you having nothing to show for it other than destitution once the woman decides she no longer wishes to pursue a relationship with you.i speak these words as a brother. [Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:40 PM. Reason : f]
2/17/2010 5:39:57 PM
she'll be dating one of your friends within the next 3 months
2/17/2010 5:46:23 PM
I'd love to see a pic of the card. It'll be funny in a month or so.
2/17/2010 5:48:49 PM
She doesn't know any of my friends. I'm not that stupid.[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ^ I didn't take a pic. Maybe she'll post it on FB to taunt me.]
2/17/2010 5:48:57 PM
^ you know its a bad relationship whenya can't introduce her to your friends
2/17/2010 5:49:47 PM
my badshe thinks you're a social outcast since she never met any of your friends
2/17/2010 5:50:37 PM
I thought this thread was about Bev Perdue.
2/17/2010 5:52:56 PM
2/17/2010 5:53:33 PM
She may have also noticed that you didn't want to be sociable with her friends. Maybe she wanted a guy who's genuinely social.
2/17/2010 5:54:18 PM
^ Maybe. Oh well.Just a correction: I made this thread 10 min after I got dumped so I really don't think she is a dumb cunt or tramp or bitch or whatever else I called her. It's just safer to vent here.
2/17/2010 5:59:07 PM
hahahaFORWARD THIS LINK TO THE EX!
2/17/2010 6:05:46 PM
it's ok brohappens to the best of usjust pick yourself up, keep on plugging along. and if you end up hooking up with this girl again in the future, stuff her face full of cock and laugh at her chokes a lil' bit
2/17/2010 7:34:58 PM
It's the whores who dump you after a day where they get presents... they just wait for the presents before they let you go. I've dealt with a girl like that before... she was just a whore... that's all. Not all women are whores. I think I acted like a whore once or twice... anyway...FUCK THAT DUMB CUNT!
2/17/2010 7:39:10 PM
AHA, you dated whores.
2/17/2010 7:41:22 PM
1 whore. I dated 1 whore. Most guys have dated at least 1 whore.
2/17/2010 7:45:11 PM
Let me teach you a lesson. Woman (ALL WOMAN) lose all respect for a man who use glitter glue.It is your fault.
2/17/2010 7:46:17 PM
If you're gonna use glitter glue then spring for this shit:
2/17/2010 7:49:19 PM
Oh yeah, i meant to say something about that. What the FUCK were you thinking dude? You made her a card with glitter glue? wtf?
2/17/2010 7:49:50 PM
^^^ women you mean?[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 7:52 PM. Reason : e]
2/17/2010 7:52:37 PM
stick your penis in her mouth.
2/17/2010 7:54:29 PM
1) That you had to go out of your way to intentionally be sociable and likeable to her friends is red flag number 1.2) Glitter? Did it say "I choo-choo-choose you" and have a picture of a choo-choo train?3) when a girl tells you that, thats when you say "Gimmie a call next time you wanna fuck" and delete her from your phone. 3 days without contact and you'll get a text that says "haay, how was ur day? doin nething 2nite? lol"
2/17/2010 7:55:19 PM
ITT, glitter is hilarious.If you aren't having sex, you have a tick, not a girlfriend significant other.[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 8:04 PM. Reason : -]
2/17/2010 8:00:58 PM
FUCK THAT DUMB CUNT
2/17/2010 8:01:19 PM
2/17/2010 8:01:39 PM
[Edited on February 17, 2010 at 8:07 PM. Reason : maybe]
2/17/2010 8:05:14 PM
FTDC
2/17/2010 8:21:42 PM
FDTCFree Dem Tits, Cunt
2/17/2010 8:39:05 PM
Alright alright, no more glitter glue. Lesson learned. I didn't realize it was that big of a deal. This is what I used, btw:But making the card was a nice idea, right?
2/17/2010 8:39:33 PM
pics or it didn't happen
2/17/2010 8:49:15 PM
It wasn't the card or the glitter. She had probably been thinking about dumping you for weeks. There's no telling why, because bitches are fucking crazy. Not introducing her to any of your friends was a good move, though. Now you won't have to deal with her shit anymore.
2/17/2010 8:50:28 PM
I didn’t think glitter glue could get more gay until i saw that picture.
2/17/2010 8:50:55 PM
2/17/2010 8:51:57 PM
2/17/2010 8:53:07 PM
lulz at ^ gallery
2/17/2010 9:06:34 PM
dang dude. I remember thinking you had an A+ v-day with the UVA tix. Sucks...
2/17/2010 9:21:49 PM