^^ plenty

2/22/2010 12:06:27 AM

^u mad?

2/22/2010 12:07:17 AM

really? you don't want men w/ functional sex organs?

2/22/2010 12:09:47 AM

Just ask him?

2/22/2010 12:09:55 AM

pwnt!

2/22/2010 12:10:32 AM

^^^^hell no

^^^no you asked what i had against a guy with one...and since all guys have one...well i'm sure you can take it from there

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:11 AM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 12:11:24 AM

so, you're a dyke?

2/22/2010 12:12:35 AM

you might have just failed a critial test

2/22/2010 12:13:27 AM

hey, we can scissor, if it helps at all

2/22/2010 12:14:08 AM

that really doesn't work except in the movies

2/22/2010 12:14:48 AM

i'll tuck it between my legs while I'm bwnin u, k?

2/22/2010 12:15:40 AM

Is clam bumping and scissoring the same thing or is it one of those deals where all scissoring is clam bumping, but not all clam bumping is scissoring?

2/22/2010 12:16:23 AM

OP.. define 'good in bed'

I find this varies a lot from girl to girl. just curious if you have a definition for yourself.

2/22/2010 12:17:34 AM

^^ hm so like the whole rectangle/square thing...

good question. i got no idea

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:17 AM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 12:17:38 AM

ok, so I got my resume ready. where do I send it?

2/22/2010 12:18:30 AM

I heard if a guy likes oysters, he's really good at giving head.

2/22/2010 12:18:47 AM

^^ just PM

2/22/2010 12:19:14 AM

do I include both hands as references, or will just one do?

2/22/2010 12:19:54 AM

both to be safe

2/22/2010 12:20:28 AM

2/22/2010 12:22:00 AM

2/22/2010 12:22:20 AM

Quote :

"carls a great cuddler, that means he's great in bed and sensitive to your needs"

remember multiplicity? i dont need anyone crying after sex. otherwise im gonna flip em over n fuck em with a strap-on and give them something to cry about.

wait...what?....awkward...

Quote :

"lol all it takes is for one girl to tell lie to a guy that he was great and he will believe that until the day he dies..."

he will believe it until whatever it is they had ends on a bad note, and she tells him the truth about his sex... that he wasnt great afterall, and that she really wasnt into him convulsing over her like he was having an epileptic seizure and cumming after 43seconds...and the fact that it "happens to all guys", was yet another lie...its as easy to lie and tell someone that theyre good in bed as it is to let a guy think he actually got you off....

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:30 AM. Reason : /]

2/22/2010 12:23:59 AM

PM SENT

2/22/2010 12:26:02 AM

Quote :

"i dont need anyone crying after sex. otherwise im gonna flip em over n fuck em with a strap-on and give them something to cry about."

pm me your phone number. i like what i'm hearing

2/22/2010 12:26:09 AM

2/22/2010 12:28:05 AM

Quote :

"he will believe it until whatever it is they had ends on a bad note, and she tells him the truth about his sex..."

or he will choose to believe the happy statement and just decide that she said the other out of anger and didn't meant it

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:34 AM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 12:32:50 AM

2/22/2010 12:33:24 AM

2/22/2010 12:36:12 AM

or he could just ask any of her girl friends the truth, or show him the email correspondences between her and her friends as they talked about him in bed, while they were together... because all girls tell their close girl friends about their sex lives, especially when it's bad...well, maybe not all girls, but fun girls....girls i choose to be friends with hahaha.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:36 AM. Reason : /]

2/22/2010 12:36:22 AM

of course he could. but why would he want to do that when he could live in the happy delusion that he is awesome

2/22/2010 12:37:38 AM

Or he could just not give a shit and go on to the next one.

2/22/2010 12:38:13 AM

hahaha....or he can text out of the blue weeks, even months, later and ask her if she was serious when she said he was bad in bed, seeing if she might change her mind since time had passed...because i guess he was paranoid and insecure about it after.

ah, i used to be such a bitch.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 12:39:54 AM

my point exactly. all ends are superior to assuming that she is right about him being bad hahaha

2/22/2010 12:40:05 AM

I've heard the dancing theory before, and frankly it scares me. I have never danced. Ever. I have, however, had sex. So I've got some practice at the real thing but none at the other thing that supposedly broadcasts your skill at the real thing.

Not that I'm claiming to be good in bed. Based on the apparently widely-held belief that all women will lie about that and all men are predisposed to think the best about themselves in that regard, I have no opinion. But since I know for a fact I can't dance then my only conclusion is that I will never have sex again.

2/22/2010 12:57:54 AM

I think I'm good at porking fat chicks, but they're not a good benchmark. They're like cupcake teams in college football. Anybody can score on them.

2/22/2010 1:19:20 AM

How to tell if a guy is good in bed

Step 1) Have sex with me in bed, then in the kitchen, in the living room, in the office, in the garage, outside in the garden, on the trampoline, on the roof, in the back of the Lexus, and finally on the balcony.

Step 2) Have your (female) friend sex with me. (The hotter she is, the most honest her experience will be)

Step 3) Compare experiences.

Step 4) Truthfully admit that Step 1 was awesome

Step 6) Return to Step One. Do not continue to Step 2 after completing Step 1, instead, redo Step 1.



[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:26 AM. Reason : \/]

2/22/2010 1:22:21 AM

^ better yet. make it not so homo. and just bring a second girl in the mix. them both fuck him. then let them discuss and come to a conclusion on if they think the dudes good in bed or not.

2/22/2010 1:24:22 AM

^^ That sounds like an Explosm comic.

2/22/2010 1:25:10 AM

GoldenGirl probably sucks in bed anyways, so it's all a moot point

2/22/2010 1:26:33 AM

I'd be willing to find out if she is or not. I think...

2/22/2010 1:27:46 AM

just ask a gay dude

2/22/2010 1:34:08 AM

GoldenGirl called out ITT

I wonder if she's still at me for no reason

2/22/2010 1:34:47 AM

2/22/2010 1:35:12 AM

Quote :

"How to tell if a guy is good in bed Step 1) Have sex with me in bed, then in the kitchen, in the living room, in the office, in the garage, outside in the garden, on the trampoline, on the roof, in the back of the Lexus, and finally on the balcony. Step 2) Have your (female) friend sex with me. (The hotter she is, the most honest her experience will be) Step 3) Compare experiences. Step 4) Truthfully admit that Step 1 was awesome Step 6) Return to Step One. Do not continue to Step 2 after completing Step 1, instead, redo Step 1. "

this was pretty clever

2/22/2010 1:37:27 AM

^ he totally cheated!!!! he redid that whole thing after i said his original idea was homo.
way to steal my genius idea, doucher.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:43 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 1:41:57 AM

2/22/2010 1:42:36 AM

^^is at

^^^^for saying

2/22/2010 1:43:26 AM

2/22/2010 1:44:08 AM

lol what the hell? no. i was commenting on stateredneck's comment about shmorri2's comment....which had been edited to be made non-homo. which was my idea.

2/22/2010 1:45:16 AM

::thread taken OFF my "my topics" list::

2/22/2010 1:46:30 AM