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""Got a full work-up done a few months ago...the lady freaked me out...she told me everything looked good but there was one thing: I have mouth herpes. I was like, "Oh yeah, that. I've had that since I was a kid. Had it so long I stopped getting sores years ago." And then she proceeded to lecture me about taking precautions with my herpes and shit. "

lol isn't it like 80% of people in the US have the mouth herp? I swore they told me that when I applied to be a test subject for the herpes vaccine.

2/22/2010 2:16:03 AM

im actually being good. i didnt even post pictures of std's OR start a thread asking who got an std from slingblade.

2/22/2010 2:16:48 AM

poast

2/22/2010 2:17:58 AM

^^^ I believe thats right.

^^The mental image of a melting penis was just untimely

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 2:20 AM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 2:20:14 AM

^^^known fact 100 percent of people who slept with slingblade now have the clap

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 2:21 AM. Reason : ']

2/22/2010 2:20:49 AM

Oh shit. Wow.

2/22/2010 2:48:06 AM

70% of all sexually active women in Western countries have HPV.

I guess that explains the serious dearth of women in this thread.

2/22/2010 5:13:46 AM

Post

2/22/2010 8:32:49 AM

I don't have any STD's because I only do anal.

2/22/2010 8:43:03 AM

post

2/22/2010 8:52:53 AM

something about this thread makes my balls itch

2/22/2010 9:01:07 AM

poast

2/22/2010 9:11:22 AM

signed

2/22/2010 9:19:27 AM

FYI, if you're a guy and you have had sex with a girl who has slept with anyone else, you likely have NO IDEA if you have HPV or not...

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"I don't have any STD's because I only do anal."

Haha, I LOL'd at that.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 9:25 AM. Reason : x]

2/22/2010 9:24:19 AM

^ virgin

2/22/2010 9:25:13 AM

Sick burn.

2/22/2010 9:26:54 AM

post + fistpump

edit n/m.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 9:51 AM. Reason : 1]

2/22/2010 9:48:00 AM

2/22/2010 9:49:03 AM

Removing the omnipresent HPV from the equation, I'm STD free. I've never had an abnormal PAP that would suggest HPV, but I don't sleep exclusively with virgins so I'm just going to assume its a possibility.

My last battery of tests were a little over 2 years ago when I found out that I was preggers, but I haven't had sex with anyone new.

2/22/2010 9:59:31 AM

of course

2/22/2010 11:12:32 AM

post. but it's pretty much a miracle

2/22/2010 11:13:21 AM

i'm good to go b/c i'm still a virgin

2/22/2010 11:33:50 AM

I've been having unprotected sex for the better part of 15 years

2/22/2010 11:34:44 AM

I built up a tolerance to STDs

2/22/2010 11:39:40 AM

^

2/22/2010 11:41:21 AM

^,^^

2/22/2010 11:51:48 AM

Are you keeping tabs on who doesn't post in here?

2/22/2010 12:25:06 PM

Whenever I'm about to have sex to a girl,

I ALWAYS play it safe.

And I just automatically ASSUME that she has herpes.

Because, that way,

I don't have to tell her about my herpes.

2/22/2010 12:28:42 PM

very glad you have figured this out so early on

Quote :

"note to self. never sleep with anyone from tww."

2/22/2010 12:29:26 PM

.

2/22/2010 12:31:41 PM

Quote :

"I just automatically ASSUME that she has herpes. Because, that way, I don't have to tell her about my herpes."

lol
one more reason now to bwn people from tww

2/22/2010 12:32:54 PM

fuckin gross people.

I don't have anything but I did sleep in a hotel room that had a random pill bottle full of Valtrex this week so who knows!!!

2/22/2010 12:35:24 PM

^complementary of the hotel thats awesome

2/22/2010 12:36:16 PM

^^ haha

was it a holiday inn express?

2/22/2010 12:38:18 PM

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"but I haven't had sex with anyone new. "

Just because you haven:t, doesn:t mean your partner hasn:t

2/22/2010 8:10:39 PM

i am std free

2/22/2010 8:23:16 PM

only 86 STD free tdubbers

2/22/2010 9:04:55 PM

its supposed to burn when you pee right

im good to go though

2/22/2010 9:13:15 PM

I pull out every time then I take a piss to flush any bacteria out. So yes, yes I am STD free.

2/22/2010 9:17:24 PM

^^ exactly

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 9:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/22/2010 9:18:24 PM

*signed*

2/22/2010 9:43:09 PM

I have whats known as a venereal disease

how did you get it?

from fuckin

2/22/2010 10:27:34 PM

I feel obligated to post after all those posts about the Posts:Views ratio

2/22/2010 10:27:51 PM

Anyone else had a urethral swab for herpes at student health? Man, I should have never rushed SAE

2/22/2010 10:35:02 PM

2/22/2010 10:37:22 PM

Well at least 50% of all sexually active people have HPV. You can also get HPV even if you are wearing a condom....

So I bet half of the people that post in here that are having sex have HPV and don't even know it.

2/22/2010 10:45:19 PM

yeah, I got my HPV vaccinations I don't want cancer

2/22/2010 10:50:10 PM

yeah i think so

2/22/2010 10:50:26 PM

Quote :

"Just because you haven:t, doesn:t mean your partner hasn:t "

True true. But I hope that my husband isn't sleeping around on me.

2/22/2010 10:50:46 PM

^^wat

2/22/2010 10:51:09 PM