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BRING DA AMBER LAMPS

2/25/2010 11:14:01 PM

2/25/2010 11:14:48 PM

yelling in pain while they went to get ice? why were you yelling for so long over a rolled ankle...

man up, bitch

2/25/2010 11:16:06 PM

^^lol

2/25/2010 11:25:41 PM

^^^ I hate when people past pictures of stuff. It drives me up the wall. It removes any bit of credibility to the user.

2/25/2010 11:27:36 PM

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"PEOPLE PAST PICTURES"

2/25/2010 11:33:42 PM

http://redsox.gearupforsports.com/blog/2009/02/fenway-park-to-be-demolished-in-2010/

2/25/2010 11:35:54 PM

2/25/2010 11:36:30 PM

2/25/2010 11:39:34 PM

Lots of Fenway haters ITT. Just sayin..........

2/25/2010 11:40:25 PM

If you were yelling in pain for minutes and needing this kind of babysitting, you are more soft-batch than my 3-year old daughter.

Even a severe sprain doesn't warrant more than 10 seconds of profanity, then limping away unassisted. I once sprained my ankle so badly that the ligaments pulled one of my ankle bones apart, and I didn't totally fold like you're talking about. Sounds like you need some more incidents like this to harden you a little.

Man up, bitch.

2/25/2010 11:42:58 PM

yeah good call^ come to think of it when i was in first grade and broke both bones in my forearm i didn't cry even once, not even when they set it.

2/25/2010 11:57:50 PM

Duke, didn't you suffer an intramural-related injury once?

2/26/2010 12:03:04 AM

hahaha

god damn the duke is tuff!

2/26/2010 12:04:25 AM

Badass anecdotes ITT.

2/26/2010 12:10:36 AM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO YOUUUUUUUUU

2/26/2010 12:10:59 AM

^^^^

twice, actually!

split my eyebrow playing flag football, and then got knocked the fuck out playing softball, followed by some convulsions or something, so they say...

but if you'll recall, I (A) held onto the ball and got the out, (B) refused to leave in the ambulance, and (C) tried to go back into the game, although they wouldn't let me.


At no point did I have to be carried off the field due to a wittle owie or "yell in pain" for several minutes due to no more than a twisted ankle.

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 12:17 AM. Reason : ]

2/26/2010 12:14:16 AM

jklohr, I feel no pitty for you. You sound like a whiny bitch. You rolled your fucking ankle? Big fucking deal.

I once tried to dunk and stuffed myself. Did a fucking 180 in the air and landed on my fucking wrist like a dumbass. I ended up with a compressed fracture. Did I whine? Did I bitch? Fuck no. I waited 45 minutes to even decide to get some help. I can assure you, that the pain in my wrist was worse than that in your weak ass ankles.

Grow a fucking pair. Stop being a pussy.

2/26/2010 12:15:56 AM

Pics or it didn't happen (this applies to everyone in this thread).

2/26/2010 12:19:09 AM

I wish I had a fucking dollar for everytime I've rolled my ankle. It's not even like an injury to me anymore. I walk that shit off and then keep playing like a minute later.

2/26/2010 12:29:27 AM

jklohr exposed



[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : asdf]

2/26/2010 12:30:29 AM

^^Yeah...very few times did I actually have to sit out because of a rolled ankle...mostly it's a just limp it off for a few seconds of pain and then you're back in the game...

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : ]

2/26/2010 12:31:43 AM

buy an ad

2/26/2010 12:35:03 AM

^^^ I too Facebook stalked him and I'm almost positive you've got the wrong guy.

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ]

2/26/2010 12:35:39 AM

^^^^ Yeah dood. You failed.

2/26/2010 12:38:15 AM

hell that's just what I got from a post of his here.

I'm not about to go outside of tww in my stalking. that's just weird.

2/26/2010 12:41:17 AM

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"got knocked the fuck out playing softball, followed by some convulsions or something"

ahhhh yes, that's the one I was thinking about

definitely the highlight of our season

2/26/2010 12:43:18 AM

a good high ankle sprain is pretty bad. your friends should have been able to help you out. they are a little slack over there.

2/26/2010 1:25:17 AM

2/26/2010 1:49:02 AM

You above posters think you know about pain?

I was going for the gamewinning dunk in last years NCSU Intramural Old Spice Championship Megabowl, but I jumped too high and ended up getting 3 compound fractures in my legs, my Tibias and Femur stabbed right through my skin.

The other team would have had a 5 on 4, but the gallons of blood caused most everyone to slip and slide off the court. Everyone, that is, except me and the other team's Point Guard.

With the score tied and 10 seconds left, the bastard thought he had an easy buzzerbeater, but as went for his dunk, I yanked my protruding Shin Bone out of my limp right leg, and threw it like a spear, impaling the ball and the official before he could call goaltending.

As the PointGuard tripped over the official's corpse, I grabbed the flattened basketball and with a second left, DUNKED IT. I brought the goal down, and the backboard severed me in half.

I didn't accept medical assistance like all you pussies, I rubbed some dirt on the pile of organs and guts falling out of my lower torso, and then shook hands with the opposing team. All of you wimps need to man up.

2/26/2010 3:03:35 AM

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"this can't be a serious thread if the OP hasn't shown back up to debate it"

BubbleBobble makes an interesting point.

2/26/2010 3:06:40 AM

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"man up, bitch"

RUB SOME FUCKING DIRT ON IT AND WALK IT OFF

2/26/2010 9:01:51 AM

^^^HAHAHA

2/26/2010 9:10:21 AM

ahahaha this is the best thread ever

2/26/2010 9:39:50 AM

[quote: I too Facebook stalked him and I'm almost positive you've got the wrong guy.
]

Why the Hell would you facebook stalk me? You're fucking weird

Look I'm not saying I have the worst injury ever and I'm not bitching about the injury itself all I'm saying is the trainers who are there to assist students when they are hurt are not helpful. I have a fairly common injury that i'm sure happens a lot during intramural events so all i'm wondering is why the campus rec trainers don't have equipment to help students when they are the first line of help?

2/26/2010 12:48:11 PM

i agree, they should have at minimum been carrying a first aid kit full of walkitoff

2/26/2010 12:50:20 PM

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"Why the Hell would you facebook stalk me?"

Because you're being a whiny manbitch. Your facebook page is relevant.

Quote :

"I have a fairly common injury that i'm sure happens a lot during intramural events so all i'm wondering is why the campus rec trainers don't have equipment to help students when they are the first line of help?"

begonias addressed this already.

Several girls in this thread have posted that are tougher than you (not that it takes much). Ask around, and you might be able to scrounge up an extra set of balls from them for you to call your own.

^aha

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 12:51 PM. Reason : nice]

2/26/2010 12:50:45 PM

He's my roommate, and yes, he has a vagina.

Facebook stalking the OP on threads makes you look like a huge faggot by the way.

2/26/2010 12:52:38 PM

Ohhhhhhh
He's such a mangina he's got to call in the buttbuddy reinforcements to do his name-calling for him.

I had no idea a rolled ankle was THAT big of an impediment.

2/26/2010 12:57:24 PM

Hey, he found his balls?

Making an account to help your roommate look like less of a man makes you a huge faggot.

Oh and I agree that FB stalking makes you look like a douche. Which, is why I limit stalking to what I can do with TWW post search.

2/26/2010 12:57:59 PM

Damn guess I should have expected all this from TWW, whatever I'm done

2/26/2010 1:00:34 PM

silly n00bs

2/26/2010 1:01:34 PM

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"whatever I'm done"

With campus rec?

Since they're so "worthless", that should be a given

2/26/2010 1:02:41 PM

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"i agree, they should have at minimum been carrying a first aid kit full of walkitoff"

hahahahahah


Put some ice on that sucker and elevate. Its going to hurt for a good while if you sprained it bad. You did come off as a whiny bitch but I hope you get well soon. I'm a frequent ankle sprain'r (only once was it really severe) because i refuse to wear traditional basketball shoes.

2/26/2010 1:03:42 PM

I made the account last week so get off my jock.

He didn't tell me to say shit. I have my own opinion. My opinion being that its freaky as fuck when some guy with 73000 posts on the wolfweb starts stalking your facebook.

2/26/2010 1:12:10 PM

lol

ohhhh, n00bs

2/26/2010 1:12:28 PM

YAY new people!

2/26/2010 1:15:13 PM

not for long

that much a pussy over a rolled ankle and some benign tww behavior...he won't last.

2/26/2010 1:15:50 PM

"I have my own opinion. My opinion being that its freaky as fuck when some guy with 73000 posts on the wolfweb starts stalking your facebook."

I actually completely agree with this. Actually I agree with both points brought to this thread by you.

2/26/2010 1:16:14 PM

damn

I guess it's another way girls have shown they are less of a pussy than he is...if we could take the shit that tww throws out there...

haha shit I just noticed the insult someone because of their post count! sweet..I love it!


it's the best when new people come in and make retarded threads bitching about something and everyone jumps down their throat...I mean I am pretty sure just about ever tww user made a thread like this near the beginning of their tww career...

[Edited on February 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2010 1:17:04 PM