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3/2/2010 9:55:00 PM

i ain't talking about "the man"

YouTube is run by robots

3/2/2010 10:29:13 PM

hmmmm what is the robot version of 'the man'

3/2/2010 10:31:10 PM

Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
Junebug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all
And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues
And we don't know
Just where our bones will rest
To dust I guess

3/2/2010 10:33:09 PM

sorry, my bad

3/2/2010 11:11:04 PM

is selecting an open treadmill on the same rule set as selecting an open urinal?

3/3/2010 12:44:10 AM

^ females don't have urinals but they do have treadmills so i would say no.

3/3/2010 1:01:20 AM

we may not have urinals, but yeah the rule set is the same

3/3/2010 11:00:33 AM

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"it's funny when moderately attractive girls think guys are staring at them in the gym"

huh? not sure why that's so funny....?

guys love to watch girls work out. it's just a fact of life, it seems. haha and seems like women love to watch men work out just as much, but make less of a huge deal about it.

3/3/2010 1:12:00 PM

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"just stop walking uncomfortably close and rubbin on me.... "

ewwww

3/3/2010 1:40:23 PM

Requesting naked pics of the donk ITT.

3/3/2010 1:49:50 PM

^^fo sho.

^request denied. but plenty of clothed versions in the gallery.

3/3/2010 7:39:53 PM

update:

he did much better tonight..... although i did ride the bike so it would have been harder for him to be all up on me

3/4/2010 9:15:24 PM

thank you. I am trying.

3/4/2010 9:15:55 PM

Quote :

" please stay the fuck away from me, k? "

You should totally say that to him the next time he gets to close.

3/4/2010 9:16:39 PM

i don't even want to give him the slightest hint of encouragement by speaking to him

3/4/2010 9:26:18 PM

Why don;t ya just do him?

3/5/2010 9:26:29 AM

^see previous comment about not enjoying the touch of a stranger

3/6/2010 2:48:15 PM

^ unless they pay first? amirite?

3/6/2010 5:29:00 PM

yeah but that's more than you (or i suspect he) can afford

3/6/2010 9:04:03 PM

Wow - the ego of THIS one. You are like a 6 out of 10 - get over yourself.

3/6/2010 9:10:03 PM

i applaud all the girls at the gym, especially those lifting....much better than looking at dudes all day, forgive me for having a penis and liking vagina

3/6/2010 9:23:44 PM

^why do you need forgivness?

3/6/2010 9:51:38 PM

A cool story bro would have sufficed.

Instead they are stoning this woman of well-enough intentions.

You must appease their decision with nudes!

3/6/2010 10:48:54 PM

^haha.

speakin of cool stories - if i really thought i was all that i would have been super disappointed when the crazy/drunk/drugged guy came into the cafe last night and offered to pay the ~280lb. waitress for sex and not me. took the cops two tries to get him out of there much to her dismay.

3/6/2010 10:55:41 PM

6 out of 10 (with makeup)

3/6/2010 10:59:47 PM

Quote :

"if i really thought i was all that i would have been super disappointed when the crazy/drunk/drugged guy came into the cafe last night and offered to pay the ~280lb. waitress for sex and not me. took the cops two tries to get him out of there much to her dismay."

Maybe the drunk guy knew it would take more to get you to have sex than the waitress?

3/7/2010 9:02:56 AM

i had a girl go off on me at a gym one time. they had a couple tv's mounted on a wall above some bikes and treadmills. I'm on a treadmill 90 degrees to the left watching tv while i'm running when a girl on the equipment against the wall looks over, stares me down, and then says, "would you please not stare at me you fucking creep." i didn't say anything, i just pointed to sportscenter on the tv above her and she got really embarrassed. girl was like a 4/10 too.

3/7/2010 9:29:02 AM

Its always the moderately attractive ones that think every man wants to fuck/rape em.

Quote :

"Maybe the drunk guy knew it would take more to get you to have sex than the waitress?"

Or maybe (just maybe) her looks and her attitude made her less appealing then her 280 pound co-worker. Love how she tosses out the other girls weight.

[Edited on March 7, 2010 at 10:35 AM. Reason : hdfh]

3/7/2010 10:28:16 AM

I think I'm always to sweaty to be considered attractive at the gym, thank you sweat glands

But I have received several voicemails from a man at work who is over 50 and creepalicious
please leave me alone so I don't say anything to our boss. k thnx bye.

3/7/2010 10:40:05 AM

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"creepalicious"

haha. but seriously, hope he goes away.

3/7/2010 11:08:32 AM

every guy wants to rape every gal in the world..............according to women

3/7/2010 11:09:27 AM

^ Don't give away our secrets.

3/7/2010 11:14:34 AM

^yeah i mean, geez you guys need to be more careful! i was just pissed cause he got his nasty sweat on me...had i known he wanted to rape me i would have been really mad!

3/7/2010 11:24:01 AM

if a girl is on the machine i want to use, i stand next to it, and stare into her eyes smiling

i usually get the machine pretty quick

3/7/2010 11:52:00 AM

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"every guy wants to rape every gal in the world..............according to women"

No. Usually I don't even consider that. Usually its like, oh this guy seems cool, I could always use more friends. And then it gets really awwwkward; to the point where I'm scared for my well being.

because there are a lot of creepers, it kind of ruins it for the rest of humanity. sorry.

3/7/2010 11:57:23 AM

Oh the humanity!

3/7/2010 12:04:17 PM

The lesson - only be nice to men you plan to bwn.

3/7/2010 5:47:22 PM

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"Wow - the ego of THIS one. You are like a 6 out of 10 - get over yourself."

3/7/2010 5:50:13 PM

^^ Nah. I can't justify being a huge bitch to people for no reason other than the fact I don't want to bwn them. Besides you can't always tell how you feel about someone the second you meet them.

3/7/2010 6:17:38 PM