Only if somebody as douchebaggy as Will Langley is running.

4/3/2010 11:17:58 PM

...and how long have you been posting here? shut the fuck up, skank.

4/3/2010 11:18:02 PM

i pwn'd you before i even hit 10 posts

do not fuck with me EMCE

4/3/2010 11:18:54 PM

I thought EMCE called me a skank.

4/3/2010 11:19:53 PM

what the fuck is that shitty remix playing on your website

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:21 PM. Reason : anyone other than me click on it ]

4/3/2010 11:20:52 PM

*yawn*


if you really want, I'll take off the gloves.... ?

4/3/2010 11:20:56 PM

why you always trying to start shit with me. i'm too tired right now

4/3/2010 11:22:37 PM

A student government that actually listened to its students would be awesome.

4/3/2010 11:22:38 PM

You make no sense. I'm afraid you've fallen from my graces. Have fun with that... champ.

4/3/2010 11:23:55 PM

We elected The Pirate Captain, so I don't think the students expect much from the SBP.

I have been affiliated with NCSU in some way since 2002, and I don't really know what the SBP does.

4/3/2010 11:25:34 PM

I'm pretty sure this is Kelly Hook trying to gain your guys support.

I support her because of one reason. She's not in a frat. She's hot. I would bwn her.

( Jim Ceresnek was a frat guy in his old school (Georgia) )... thats right, he became sbp his first year here after transfering.


SPB is just a popularity contest, like any other election. You just have to be white, have a normal name, and be kinda good looking. No one really gives a shit about the policies.


Good luck Kelly Hook. I hope you have your heart in the right place.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:29 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 11:26:33 PM

tww has awarded many great crowns

4/3/2010 11:28:45 PM

Quote :

"[user] gunzz [/user]: what the fuck is that shitty remix playing on your website "

Seriously, you didn't like it? Its the United State of Pop 2009 by DJ Earworm. Do you have other suggestions - I'll try to add them.

Quote :

"FAI756843: SPB is just a popularity contest, like any other election. You just have to be white, have a normal name, and be kinda good looking. No one really gives a shit about the policies. Good luck Kelly Hook. I hope you have your heart in the right place. "

HAHAHA - SOOOO TRUE. Help me win and that will all change.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : html fail.]

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : html fail.]

4/3/2010 11:34:00 PM

I too plan on voting for Kelly Hook. For the reasons listed above.


Also, has anyone else heard that Jim Ceresnak was walked in on getting a BJ in the SBP office right after he was elected?

4/3/2010 11:38:07 PM

Wait, is Kelly Hook running for SBP? I remember voting for her approval into the senate. The good old days

4/3/2010 11:39:35 PM

Quote :

" icyhotpatch Also, has anyone else heard that Jim Ceresnak was walked in on getting a BJ in the SBP office right after he was elected? "

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. That was me who caught him - man, its scary how word travels around.

4/3/2010 11:40:37 PM

oh shit.

Who was the girl ?


( i've heard second hand rumors about him sleeping with other guy's girlfriends )

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 11:43 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 11:42:29 PM

so... what do you have against getting BJ's ?

fucking snitch

4/3/2010 11:42:57 PM

I never realized that the M-check box-tt thing was supposed to spell Matt.

I thought someone just came out with a really crappy sign design...

Hook definitely has the best campaign signs.

4/3/2010 11:44:44 PM

Kelly Hook is hot.

Hot people are popular.

Therefore, Kelly Hook will win.

4/3/2010 11:46:33 PM

Not sure... I was giving a tour of the building and he walked out - AWK!

Quote :

" moron I never realized that the M-check box-tt thing was supposed to spell Matt. "

Yea, the "a" is the delta symbol and the message was supposed to be vote for change.

4/3/2010 11:47:19 PM

TIME TO VOTE, MOFOS

POST YOUR WRITE-INS HERE

4/6/2010 1:19:31 AM

sorry I only vote for pirates.

4/6/2010 1:27:29 AM

Pirate Captain for the win!

4/6/2010 1:28:15 AM

Woodward has the best "structured" campaign in terms of design, I really like his fliers and his "name design".

Other than that, dude, I have no idea about your stance on key issues.


JUST CHECKED YOUR WEBSITE.

I PROMISED I WOULD VOTE FOR A NON-ENGINEER.

GOT MY VOTE.

4/6/2010 2:18:35 AM

yo can we get some pics of the candidates?



well just the hot female ones anyways

4/6/2010 10:44:40 AM

Kelly Hook is very .... well suited for politics.

^ looks like she did some major trimming of her facebook pics, there used to be a few thousand of her in various states of bikini.




[Edited on April 6, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : ]

4/6/2010 10:58:19 AM

this was the sister

4/13/2010 10:58:30 PM