3/8/2010 10:25:41 AM

YAY, THERE IS MY E-BOO!

3/8/2010 10:26:08 AM

dammit I was going to say that!!

3/8/2010 10:26:28 AM

Are you saying my e-boo has been un-troo?

3/8/2010 10:27:00 AM

hos in different area codes

3/8/2010 10:27:39 AM

^ this

3/8/2010 10:28:20 AM

post

3/9/2010 9:22:20 PM

Post

3/9/2010 9:24:33 PM

just make dates with different girls and see which ones pan out.

girls are always up for dates. you just have to ask.

3/9/2010 9:32:30 PM

^ truth. I think dating is like fishing. You just have to send out the bait and see what comes back

3/9/2010 9:33:39 PM

o dip

3/9/2010 9:34:01 PM

now

3/21/2010 4:09:58 AM

Si

3/21/2010 4:35:07 AM

I want one.

3/23/2010 8:28:03 PM

maybe i should start my matchmaker service again.....although i dont know how many girls we'd generate from tww. lol.

3/23/2010 8:31:42 PM

No fat chicks.

3/23/2010 8:32:18 PM

there are no girls on the internet

3/23/2010 8:32:35 PM

Hmmm...

I'm thirty years old now. Maybe it's time for me to have a "real" girlfriend...like, one that I like and actually am serious about.

3/23/2010 8:34:10 PM

Quote :

"No fat chicks."

i can see what i can do

Quote :

"there are no girls on the internet "

again, i can see what i can do

3/23/2010 8:34:23 PM

open my window and a breeze rolls in and I....

3/23/2010 8:38:45 PM

at my age i need to shit or get off the pot

3/23/2010 9:18:43 PM

post

3/23/2010 9:20:44 PM

^you have a wife....you can't be greedy now!

3/23/2010 9:21:15 PM

I'm married.
I still want a girlfriend.
And a boyfriend.
Hmm. . .and a kitten too.

3/23/2010 9:53:58 PM

post

3/23/2010 10:25:38 PM

Post. Habere et habere

3/23/2010 10:26:27 PM

what if we don't want one, but still want to post here

I am finding myself in a pickle here

3/23/2010 10:29:08 PM

I can has girlfriend? and boyfriend? and puppy? and fast car vroom vroom?

k thanks

3/23/2010 10:29:26 PM

For the last two months I've tried my damnedest to no avail

3/23/2010 10:29:43 PM

^^ lol

3/23/2010 10:29:57 PM

ooooo fast car vroom vroom me too...
instead got slow truck toot toot

3/23/2010 10:31:45 PM

I want one at least so I can get massages. I really could have used one after all the raging I did last night at EOTO. I like giving massages too

3/23/2010 10:32:23 PM

i mean if you're just giving them away, sure, why not

3/23/2010 10:33:09 PM

but you are a man

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 10:34 PM. Reason : a]

3/23/2010 10:34:29 PM

girlfriends, not massages

although...

3/23/2010 10:36:19 PM

wat

3/23/2010 10:37:25 PM

MASSAGE DO WANT

3/23/2010 10:37:33 PM

i've got you (if you will return the favor)

3/23/2010 10:39:15 PM

man, I don't want a girlfriend

...

I need a girlfriend...

...

i'm going to go fucking cry now

3/23/2010 10:45:15 PM

Quote :

"if they make sandwiches and clean then I want one"

3/23/2010 11:01:28 PM

the good ones do

3/23/2010 11:02:09 PM

bitch better bring her dyson

3/23/2010 11:03:07 PM

MASSAGE DO WANT

3/23/2010 11:03:14 PM

Quote :

"^you have a wife....you can't be greedy now!"

Yeah, but I don't have a girlfriend... It'd only be cheating if I had another wife, duh... Technically, I can have one of each, amirite?

3/23/2010 11:04:40 PM

And I'd love her and pet her and call her, "George".

3/23/2010 11:05:23 PM

If she has a Mustang, her name better be Mike... Otherwise, Sylvia will do fine.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2010 11:06:37 PM

i want a girlfriend but every time i date some chick, i realize how much i dont want a girlfriend so i end it.

3/23/2010 11:07:09 PM

just want her to rub my feet

3/23/2010 11:49:32 PM

^ niiiice

3/23/2010 11:51:56 PM

maybe when I have more loot.

3/24/2010 1:26:28 AM