wtf stop comparing me to porno chicks

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3/13/2010 1:24:20 PM

that's the one i was implying was her.

3/13/2010 1:24:22 PM

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"there was a lady there who was probably a 7, you could maybe stretch it and say 8, but with my grolsch goggles she was more like a 6.6"

Since when do beer goggles make a girl LESS attractive?

3/13/2010 1:24:31 PM

^

3/13/2010 1:25:19 PM

love out kicked his coverage, ima have to work that into my vernacular

3/13/2010 1:26:25 PM

^^I thought maybe he literally made goggles from some kind of beer apparatus, because I too wondered how it was making them less attractive.

3/13/2010 1:27:01 PM

for the gays it works in the opposite direction

3/13/2010 1:29:33 PM

There was really only one guy that I regret not doing anything with. Later he expressed that he was really into me, but was too intimidated to say anything.

We've had a really bizarre and unresolved relationship for over 5 years. And, coincidentally, he was the best kiss I have ever had.

3/13/2010 1:30:26 PM

AND NO DDK, WE WILL NOT STOP.

Besides, you clearly didn't refute the claim, so we are on to something!

3/13/2010 1:30:40 PM

that girl has blue eyes. i do not.

bitch aint me

3/13/2010 1:31:58 PM

Could be contacts!

3/13/2010 1:33:00 PM

actually i do want to get some gray contacts. but i'm afraid i'll look creepy haha

3/13/2010 1:33:45 PM

You think your mastery of biological transmutation has PUT US OFF THE TRAIL?

I INFORM YOU THAT SUCH TRICKERY SHALL NOT FOOL US.

3/13/2010 1:33:47 PM

3/13/2010 1:34:15 PM

If I were to make a parody...should I use the same incorrect grammar as the OP?

3/13/2010 1:37:05 PM

Such is the way, punchmonk.

3/13/2010 1:40:12 PM

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"out kicked his coverage"

I don't get the sports reference.

3/13/2010 2:20:07 PM

ITT, thegoodoctor talks about me like I can't read this shit...

3/13/2010 2:24:42 PM

ITT, EMCE reads this shit.

3/13/2010 2:26:53 PM

i had an opportunity to drunk rape amy jo johnson once

3/13/2010 2:30:00 PM

Why didn't you ever make a move EMCE????

3/13/2010 2:35:41 PM

i definitely could have bwnd thegoodoctor

just sayin

3/13/2010 2:36:17 PM

As much as I love women with large breasts, and fantastic donks... I'm very timid around women with large breasts, and fantastic donks.

3/13/2010 2:37:33 PM

^ you assume I have large breasts and plenty of donk to go around. But you know what happens when you assume

^^ there is no banging unless I say so

3/13/2010 2:40:53 PM

i see your and raise you

3/13/2010 2:41:38 PM

Quote :

"amy jo johnson"

3/13/2010 2:42:24 PM

ohsnap

3/13/2010 2:43:07 PM

its on bitch

3/13/2010 2:43:55 PM

Enough of the talk. Lets start the action.

3/13/2010 3:26:25 PM

18 year old freshman

3/13/2010 3:29:43 PM