set 'em up

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I wanna hear more GoldenGirl sex stories.

3/16/2010 12:29:13 AM

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"let me just put it in for a second, just to see how it feels... wow, so you're the chick who fell for that."

Nope I was the one who said it. and by no means am i perfect, but i am tamer than I was when I was young. But according to everyone else,I was pretty tame.

3/16/2010 12:39:52 AM

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3/16/2010 12:46:15 AM

i need to find more women who are up for this "fitting" routine

its like trying on clothes, right? gotta test them all out until you find the one that fits juuuust right

3/16/2010 12:56:46 AM

Or you could just get your clothes tailored

3/16/2010 1:14:58 AM

There is such a thing as a guy being too big. sex can be painful if that is the case.

3/16/2010 1:18:54 AM

i aint never met an armpit i wouldnt fuckerright

3/16/2010 9:51:40 AM

Anybody who says 5 is not sex is a fucking idiot.

Vaginal sex is not sex unless the guy comes.

3/16/2010 3:43:10 PM

this fitting idea seems terrible. if i am not finishing its just going to be super frustrating.

the last thing i want to do is get my boner on and stick it in a girl for one thrust and then be told that is all i am getting. In fact my flaccid penis is getting softer thinking of the idea. that shit sucks

3/16/2010 3:59:00 PM

To be fair, I was fooling around with a girl and put it in for one thrust and then she decided that we shouldn't.

I was disappointed at the time and never really counted it as sex.

3/16/2010 4:02:42 PM

I, too, believe, one penis-in-vagina-thrust is not sex.

3/16/2010 4:54:42 PM

I'm glad to say that I've never had a 1 thrust penis-vagina insertion

3/16/2010 5:00:51 PM

the 1 thrust penis-vagina insertion does suck. Especially when that is all it takes for him to bust a nut.

3/16/2010 5:05:19 PM

you must have that good shit

3/16/2010 5:17:50 PM

^^ Wow, does that actually happen IRL? I thought it was a myth like the boogie man.

3/16/2010 6:07:31 PM

The big factor in not counting the one thrust intercourse is that later when I think about it I have no way of rating the sex, aside from noting that it seemed warm and moist during the few seconds of penetration.

Of course, it stayed in there for a few seconds longer while I said "Really? I mean, it's already in there........you sure? No no, thats cool."

3/16/2010 6:11:41 PM

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"To be fair, I was fooling around with a girl and put it in for one thrust and then she decided that we shouldn't. I was disappointed at the time and never really counted it as sex."

See!

3/16/2010 6:13:58 PM

This thread was already great, but Mr. Joshua has magnified it ten fold.

3/16/2010 6:14:19 PM

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"'m glad to say that I've never had a 1 thrust penis-vagina insertion"

3/16/2010 6:20:49 PM

^^^^^ yes, it really did happen

and H8R ...

3/16/2010 8:42:23 PM

o dag

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