IS IT IN YOU?

3/19/2010 10:04:03 PM

3/19/2010 10:04:23 PM

monocle

3/19/2010 10:05:50 PM

3/19/2010 10:05:53 PM

3/19/2010 10:06:41 PM

Mr. Joshua JUST WON THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD

3/19/2010 10:07:01 PM

without reading the entire thread

but only the original post...

3/19/2010 10:09:17 PM

i feel bad for the kid. Think about what shes gonna have to go through

3/19/2010 10:17:35 PM

Quote :

"Lumex: If that were a text log for a non-celebrity, no one would even bat an eye. It's relatively pedestrian."

I agree. If anything, the text log supports my original assertion that, like many pro athletes, Tiger is extraordinarily sheltered and immature.

My mom can't find out! Coach can't find out! My manager can't find out! My wife can't find out! They are never allowed to grow up. I'm sure the ladies can back me up on this...these guys lay down some of the lamest middle-school game ever. It's kinda sad. He's clearly trying to turn her on and excite her and practically saying, "Tell me what turns you on. I want to please you." But she's a fucking porn star, and he's so far out of his league...

3/19/2010 10:27:20 PM

As lame as it sounds, look at his syntax. The fact that, in dirty sexting, he still sounds like a well-spoken "professional" (it comes off really... awkward, but hilarious) in them. It's like someone trying to talk bad but at the same time, oh gee, gotta watch that my coordinating conjunctions don't turn into comma splices!

3/20/2010 3:22:37 AM

Quote :

"After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard"

3/20/2010 3:32:29 AM

Which is weird, because she seems like such a classy bird to me.

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/joslyn-james-dp-125209.html
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/super-hot-milf-joslyn-james-fucked-by-2-students-125032.html
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/joslyn-james---fucks-lex-steel-120722.html

3/20/2010 4:49:31 AM

below me

[Edited on March 20, 2010 at 5:35 AM. Reason : ..]

3/20/2010 5:34:28 AM

So let me get this straight.

it SURPRISED you that Tiger Woods had the AUDACITY to talk to a PORN STAR like this.

THE NERVE

wow i expected this thread from a female.....

AND

Quote :

"i feel bad for the kid. Think about what shes gonna have to go through"

yeah that whole idea of being SET FOR LIFE really sucks

There are plenty of BROKE kids that are going to grow up without a Mommy or Daddy. She will get the pick of the finest of everything in life.

She will make it in life just fine. Hell just being Tiger's kid at this point guarantees her some type of career when she is older.....



[Edited on March 20, 2010 at 5:48 AM. Reason : ...]

3/20/2010 5:35:20 AM

3/20/2010 7:47:08 AM

there are much hotter porn stars that he could have had a fling with

3/20/2010 9:13:45 AM

the south park episode was pretty hilarious

3/20/2010 9:30:20 AM

His dirty-texting game is as bad as his driver accuracy.

A COINCIDENCE?!?

3/20/2010 10:29:43 AM

lol at the questions he asks. he sounds so immature

3/20/2010 11:29:29 AM

I would think Tiger can get better girls than this.

3/20/2010 12:56:14 PM

the public reaction to this story is basically proof we need to disband our society and start over

3/20/2010 1:41:41 PM

from the something awful link:

Quote :

"Joslyn: Sent: 06:04 PM 07/30/2009: Oof, hang on, the whole ride over ive been pinching in a pringle sleeve of dook. Gonna need to squat in the tub and work this one out with the ha "

Quote :

"Joslyn: Sent: 06:04 PM 07/30/2009: ndle of the toilet brush. "

Quote :

"Joslyn: Sent: 06:52 PM 07/30/2009: Alright, jeez. Looks like Woodstock '94 in the bathroom. Give me a few minutes to wipe myself down and comb some of this out of my hair. "

Quote :

"Joslyn: Sent: 07:39 PM 07/30/2009: On my way down baby. Dang my junk is barkin' for a bone. "

What's going on here? Did she really shit all over the bathroom and then go have sex with Tiger?

3/20/2010 2:27:47 PM

^Are you joking?

Cause somethingawful is joking.

3/20/2010 2:34:10 PM

why the hell does he ask every girl if they've been with someone else? theyre whores, of course they have

3/20/2010 2:35:36 PM

America's obsession with this situation is beyond pathetic

3/20/2010 3:23:27 PM