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3/29/2010 12:30:41 AM

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3/29/2010 12:43:07 AM

1 time after a car wreck...I was fine (seat-belt ftw) But I had to take the ride regardless cause I was like 8.

3/29/2010 12:45:04 AM

1000 have been called for those fools i beat down

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 12:46:41 AM

zero times.

3/29/2010 1:02:09 AM

0. i did, however, recently meet an ambulance downstairs at my grandparents' place after my younger brother accidentally tackled my grandmother.

3/29/2010 10:42:38 AM

3 times

once for an anxiety attack in college
once for hemorrhaging 2 liters of blood post tonsillectomy
once for getting hit by a minivan while riding my bike

3/29/2010 10:45:59 AM

1 time. I also passed out. Came to and was like WTF did you call the EMTs for?

3/29/2010 10:46:55 AM

Poll: Numba of times da amber lamps had been bring fo you.

3/29/2010 10:49:32 AM

Never had it called for me personally, but I've called it numerous times for my son.

3/29/2010 10:51:03 AM

1

3/29/2010 10:51:08 AM

0

nor have i had to call one.

3/29/2010 10:51:54 AM

2

3/29/2010 10:52:28 AM

# of times the waahmbulance has been called for Joie:

23,105

3/29/2010 10:52:46 AM

3/29/2010 10:53:41 AM

ambalamp called 1 time, i took a very excruciating 50 mile ride in it.

3/29/2010 10:53:47 AM

BRING DEM

3/29/2010 10:54:19 AM

i am EXHAUSTED today.

i thin kim gonna take an hour or two nap before workout/studying today.


yeah. that sounds nice.

3/29/2010 10:55:25 AM

Just once

Got carried away with a bunsen burner in high school chemistry

3/29/2010 10:56:28 AM

0 ambulance

but i think ive been to the ER only 1 time... when i rode my bike down the stairs and face planted into the sidewalk, jamming my teeth back up into my gums

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason : lol wtf face rode]

3/29/2010 10:56:30 AM

i AM the ambulance

3/29/2010 10:56:41 AM

^^ouch

3/29/2010 10:57:30 AM

^^^^^

Sounds good, KEEP ME UPDATED.

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ]

3/29/2010 10:57:52 AM

Had to call it once for someone else...I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake.

3/29/2010 10:58:08 AM

Just once. Managed to dislocate my right hip playing baseball. Not much room for your femur to come out of the socket, so it did quite a bit of muscle straining/tearing/overall damage.

Freak accident, I hit a line drive down the third base line and as I took off for first I kinda twisted to see if it got by so I could possibly stretch it into a double and her a pop. Went down like a ton of bricks.

3/29/2010 10:58:54 AM

^^^I WILL

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : ^^]

3/29/2010 11:00:17 AM

1

after a car wreck

didn't ride though

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 11:11 AM. Reason : .]

3/29/2010 11:06:00 AM

Quote :

"i did, however, recently meet an ambulance downstairs at my grandparents' place after my younger brother accidentally tackled my grandmother."

wait, WHAT?

story time!

3/29/2010 11:09:35 AM

3 times. Rode all 3 times too.

2 were car accidents. In one accident, I was knocked unconscious and they had to cut the top off of the car to get me out. In the other accident, I was unconscious and broke the windshield out with my head.

1 was a playground accident in 3rd grade. I ended up in ICU with a spinal injury.

3/29/2010 11:36:17 AM

^^they were trying to recreate the betty white snickers commercial

3/29/2010 11:47:21 AM

how do yall tards get hurt so much

3/29/2010 11:53:21 AM

once, when I was being born

3/29/2010 1:08:08 PM

0 for me

[Edited on March 29, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/29/2010 1:14:41 PM

Quote :

" wait, WHAT? story time!"

lol, not much of a story. went to give her an overly enthusiastic hug in the parking lot as my parents were loading into the car and ended up driving her to the ground.

3/29/2010 1:20:14 PM

Quote :

"3) The night me and my ex broke up, I told her to leave me the fuck alone, I had taken a muscle relaxer and was just going to go to bed. She called EMS and told them I took a bottle of pills. Thaaat took awhile to sort out."

what a whore.

3/29/2010 1:21:50 PM

1

I was 13 and got hit by a car on my bike. Don't remember anything about it except waking up in the hospital.

3/29/2010 1:28:43 PM

3/29/2010 1:41:40 PM

COOL STORY BRO!

3/29/2010 1:43:12 PM

0

3/29/2010 1:43:39 PM

once in a soccer game. thought i broke my hip but it was a really bad hip pointer. i couldnt move my lower body an inch so it was pretty necessary but i still felt like a bitch.

3/29/2010 2:27:04 PM

called twice, ridden once.

one time was after a car wreck. i was sitting on the curb and the paramedic comes up to me and asks if i hit anything. i looked at my totaled car, the other totaled car, then back at up him and raised my eyebrows. i never said a word but he got the message.

the other time was after a bike accident and ended up in the hospital for a few days.

3/29/2010 6:40:00 PM

0

I did get badly cut by a broken mirror when I was little, but my grandfather drove me to the hospital for that.

3/29/2010 6:51:08 PM

0 but I've been to the ER numerous times

3/29/2010 7:13:31 PM

Just once.

Busted my head open skiing on my 12th birthday and got a ride to the hospital because they thought I had a concussion.

3/29/2010 7:23:21 PM

Quote :

"i AM the ambulance"

3/29/2010 8:40:11 PM

can i become a paramedic?

this question is mostly directed at evan

isn't that what you are? or emt? is there a difference? i decided this is my new life plan.

3/29/2010 8:47:45 PM

0

3/29/2010 8:50:34 PM

set em up

3/29/2010 10:15:19 PM

Quote :

"0 nor have i had to call one."

3/29/2010 10:18:32 PM

As an adult, zero times. Any time I've had a problem I have just asked to be driven to the hospitality suite.

As a child, I have been in an ambulance one (1) time. I was an adult first, child second son.


Fuck the door closer son.

3/29/2010 10:20:23 PM