Seinfeld's success is proof that the Jews run Hollywood and are responsible for 9/11 and the global economic turndown.

3/31/2010 3:11:30 PM

3/31/2010 3:17:32 PM

Giddy-up

3/31/2010 4:55:32 PM

i want a friend like george constanza.

for real.

3/31/2010 4:57:16 PM

^I concur. I have said this to Ken before. He is just so overly vulnerable and it makes me wish I had such a neurotic friend irl. Isn't George a fictional Larry David?

3/31/2010 5:03:38 PM

yep

3/31/2010 5:04:04 PM

ahaha really?


i think a george in my life would make it much more interesting.

3/31/2010 5:04:29 PM

if I could have lunch with one person, it would be Larry David

3/31/2010 5:06:23 PM

i, too, would like to know a George Costanza irl.

3/31/2010 6:48:18 PM

more like Fart Mandegay!

3/31/2010 6:49:50 PM

k

3/31/2010 6:50:28 PM

jason alexander is so good at playing him too

4/1/2010 1:26:38 PM

The scene in "The Blood" where Jerry wakes up in the hospital:

Kramer: "You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy!"
(Jerry screams loudly, followed by Kramer as they scream in unison)

I lose it every time. Every single time.

4/1/2010 1:31:08 PM

hey look, it's quagmire fagging up another thread

4/1/2010 3:30:09 PM

the ocean called.....

they want their shrimp back

4/1/2010 3:32:09 PM

Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!

4/1/2010 3:46:02 PM

4/1/2010 3:48:37 PM

tinypic says "no soup for you."

4/1/2010 3:52:09 PM

maybe the dingo ate your baby

4/16/2010 11:10:13 PM

the jerk store called. they're running out of you.

4/16/2010 11:41:37 PM

The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, and I don't know what's going on with the papayas!!

4/16/2010 11:44:08 PM

I can't carry a pen! I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum!

4/16/2010 11:54:57 PM