^ I just chalked that up under the "part of ALMOST every sexual encounter". Cause sometimes a man just doesn't feel like eating pussy.

But most of the time, I am down to grub out.

3/30/2010 4:58:38 PM

c)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

Stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west



[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 5:00 PM. Reason : I be strokin]

3/30/2010 4:59:11 PM

A.) I am always down to go downtown! Combine fingers and tongue simultaneously and your girl will never leave you

3/30/2010 5:23:38 PM

All this..."girls will never leave you" crap is bull shit.

If you're good at giving head...it's great and girls will like it. But if you learn to lay the pipe, they could give a fuck if you even have a tongue. This is tried and true.

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 5:53 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2010 5:52:47 PM

Triple A

3/30/2010 5:58:34 PM

A+

3/30/2010 6:03:18 PM

A

3/30/2010 6:20:18 PM

A

3/30/2010 6:23:42 PM

d

3/30/2010 6:23:56 PM

AAA

Quote :

"black snatches are nasty anyway like a piece of bubble gum stuck in the middle of an ashtray"

i lol'd

3/30/2010 10:06:48 PM

are womens postin in this thread?

ah fuck it.

AAAAAAA.

3/30/2010 10:08:14 PM

A

3/30/2010 10:08:56 PM

e) other

3/30/2010 10:12:05 PM

Quote :

"A.) I am always down to go downtown! Combine fingers and tongue simultaneously and your girl will never leave you "

shut the fuck up

3/30/2010 10:12:40 PM

A

3/30/2010 10:16:06 PM

A

3/30/2010 10:19:46 PM

*

*With someone I plan on seeing again

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2010 10:22:08 PM

A

3/30/2010 10:29:50 PM

fingers and tongue combo guy has a point

3/30/2010 11:00:09 PM

Not really. Yeah, she'll probably like it, but she'll still leave you if you do something retarded, like get caught cheating.

3/30/2010 11:00:54 PM

A

3/30/2010 11:05:40 PM

^^ this is true

i retract my last statement

3/30/2010 11:06:21 PM

^^^obviously it's not the end all be all, but I aim to please (and cheating isn't pleasing)

[Edited on March 30, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : ^^^]

3/30/2010 11:06:34 PM

Quote :

"Combine fingers and tongue simultaneously and your girl will probably never leave you"

3/30/2010 11:09:20 PM

3/30/2010 11:17:50 PM

I've heard chewing straws is a sign of sexual frustration.

3/30/2010 11:22:00 PM

^^LOL

3/30/2010 11:24:20 PM

i hate it when i go to grab my straw and do that momentary tongue search for it

3/30/2010 11:59:46 PM

you would hate it even more if someone video taped it, made a .gif, and posted it on the internet, amirite?

3/31/2010 12:01:30 AM

that gif was epic way before the straw ending.

3/31/2010 12:02:36 AM

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3/31/2010 12:36:10 AM

Quote :

"but she'll still leave you if you do something retarded, like get caught cheating."

Well no shit. Maybe I should have clarified. If you perform this combo flawlessly she will reach orgasm every time and love you for it. I'm talking earth shattering, ground quaking, speaking in tongues while having a seizure orgasm! Even if you fuck up the relationship and do something stupid, she will always remember the guy who put her in an orgasm induced coma. After you've done all that shit, lay the pipe too her and bust a nut. She won't care how long you last. It's really quite simple

3/31/2010 12:52:37 AM

Quote :

"I have heard from my black female friends that most black dudes don't like licking puss. so my guess is yes."

Did this remind anyone else of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzdEAy8WOw

@ 1:38

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 2:00 AM. Reason : ]

3/31/2010 1:59:38 AM

Quote :

"Maybe I should have clarified. If you perform this combo flawlessly she will reach orgasm every time and love you for it"

Question - how long does it take a woman to orgasm?

Answer - who gives a fuck.

Caring about the womans enjoyment of sex that much makes you a pussy. Its well documented.

3/31/2010 7:16:52 AM

^ I don't always care how much a girl enjoys it. But if it's a girl that I'm really into and want to impress her or keep her around then I make sure she's happy too. Not quite sure how that makes me a pussy??

3/31/2010 7:46:37 AM

wanting / needing to impress a leg shaver makes you a pussy.

3/31/2010 7:51:38 AM

SO TUFF

3/31/2010 8:07:54 AM

A, but my experience will vary from most of you.

3/31/2010 8:40:32 AM

Quote :

"wanting / needing to impress a leg shaver makes you a pussy."

Dabble in hairy women much?

3/31/2010 8:56:52 AM

I love hairy bush.

3/31/2010 9:30:06 AM

A

now the funny thing is that some girls have never gotten an O-face from fuckin but they only can from the clit. so it depends, is the girl just frigid or has she not had a guy who can do it right.

or are they just retarded and dont know when they actually have an orgasm.


every girl ive been with since my gf in college who i started giving head to, and they all have said im the best they ever had and i think the proof was in the fact one just about squirt but just soaked the sheets and the other went into seizures. but having a big dick helps in the fucking too

3/31/2010 11:25:19 AM

ITT, we find out that every guy truly believes they are the "best ever"



[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 11:31 AM. Reason : *]

3/31/2010 11:30:13 AM

Quote :

"Combine fingers and tongue simultaneously and your girl will never leave you"

2 finger cul-de-sac technique ftw

3/31/2010 11:36:26 AM

since every guy already does that, why do you think it's something special?

she's just telling you that

3/31/2010 11:38:23 AM

Haha I've tried that porn technique a few times where you get the three fingers and thrust hard as hell, like your trying to build up the turbo boost on a drive in Tiger Woods

None of them liked it

3/31/2010 11:39:02 AM

nex ttime, shove three in deep, hook your fingers up behind the mons pubis, and just straight pull that bean to your mouth

she'll love it

(liar!)

3/31/2010 11:41:19 AM

Another porn thing that doesn't translate to real life:

Heels

They are deadly weapons

3/31/2010 11:42:49 AM

If any of you guys have that fantasy where you want to see a black guy fuck your girlfriend, and give her the clap... let me know plz.

3/31/2010 11:45:24 AM

Quote :

"After dating someone for years who refused to do it, even fresh out of the shower, I have nothing but total appreciation for getting it on the reg. Giving is quite satisfying as well."

Did anyone else read this as "on the rag"...I was like... EWWW but then I reread and was like

3/31/2010 11:47:53 AM

Quote :

"Heels They are deadly weapons"

3/31/2010 11:49:40 AM