yeah, that'd work great

sorry about the last 5 years, here is a gun, go protect me

3/30/2010 9:43:57 PM

set 'em up

3/30/2010 9:44:20 PM

most prisoners would start fragging officers the minute you gave them a loaded weapon. The only people who would fight for our country are the Aryans, because they know that they would be getting the opportunity to shoot at a bunch of brown and yellow people.

3/30/2010 9:44:39 PM

no you just dump them wherever the enemy is and drop the guns after taking off

3/30/2010 9:44:59 PM

somewhere deep in the heart of Afghanistan:

"hey yo, Dwayne, I just found a heroin lab! shazaam!"

"hell yeah, Andre. I'm calling in an airstrike on the guard shack outside."

"hey, do you see those two guys on a camel hauling a tactical nuke over that mountain?"

"stay focused, Andre. we got important shit to take care of."

3/30/2010 9:48:27 PM

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a draft.

3/30/2010 10:21:11 PM