I'm on Adderall, so I drive a Focus.

I'm a physicist, so I drive a Fusion.

I'm famous, so I drive an Acclaim.

I'm an Astromomer, so I drive a Nova.

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4/5/2010 3:59:50 PM

I am a pornstar, so I drive a Lexus.

4/5/2010 4:00:43 PM

I have no fear of death, so I drive a Corvair

4/5/2010 4:10:07 PM

I'm a metal head, so I drive a Pantera



My favorite so far

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"I am Cobra Commander I drive a Viper"

4/5/2010 4:26:18 PM

I am hung like a horse, so I drive a Magnum.

4/5/2010 4:33:38 PM

I'm on "To Catch a Predator" so I drive a Prowler.

4/5/2010 4:40:04 PM

I am a division manager in charge of 29 people, I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

4/5/2010 4:44:47 PM

I'm baller like this so i drive you nuts

4/5/2010 4:51:11 PM

some of these are so good ahaha

4/5/2010 4:54:45 PM

I'm an Indian breast examiner, so I drive a Tata
I'm a licensed CPA so I drive a 7 series
I'm an organist who only performs at college graduations so I drive a Maybach

4/5/2010 5:14:36 PM

I have a small penis so I drive a Hummer.

I have a large penis so I drive a Nano.

4/6/2010 5:48:54 PM

I live on the California coast, so I drive a Malibu.
I'm a Viking, so I drive a Marauder.
I'm a falconer so I drive a Falcon.
I have anger management problems so I drive a Fury.
I'm a big game hunter in Africa so I drive a Safari.
I'm Banky Edwards so I drive a Tracer.
I only accept the best so I drive an Excellence.
I'm an equestrian so I drive an Equus.

I play the concertina so I drive an Accord and an Ion?

4/6/2010 6:41:48 PM

I'm LeBron, so I drive a Cavalier.

4/7/2010 12:21:32 AM