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4/9/2010 12:00:35 PM

anyone else find it funny how GGMon follows lucyinthesky around from thread to thread verbally humping her leg? I think the reality is that he has an e-crush, doesn't like this about himself and tries to compensate by being a hater.

4/9/2010 12:01:58 PM

always have an out if its your first date...especially is this is a blind date.

have a preplanned phone call that can either save your ass or simply be ignored if things are moving

in the direction you want.

also...guys, have a plan on the date. have more than just one simple activity set up especially on the first date. even if its something like going to locopops first or last try finding something different to include.

4/9/2010 12:02:32 PM

My "plan" on the first date...

Always have a condom ready and a free house. My roommate always knows to stay at his girlfriend's house if I'm on a first date.

4/9/2010 12:04:15 PM

Quote :

"I don't play girls in sports that I know they are better than me in. I've dated a collegiate swimmer and tennis player. So when they ask me to go for a swim or hit a few balls on the court...I politely decline. Same goes with the yoga teacher. I'm pretty competitive, I don't let girls win in darts/pool/video games/etc. I'll keep it close to let them feel good...but the whole "you gotta let the girl win" mantra is bull shit."

I will play girls in sports that they're better than me in if I like the sport. As far as other acivities, pingpong, pool, video games, etc, I agree in keeping them building them up and tearing them down. The only caveat to that is Dr. Mario or Mario Kart. It's no holds bar in either of those two games. I will win and they will loose.

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 12:07 PM. Reason : -]

4/9/2010 12:04:54 PM

Quote :

"Always have a condom ready and a free house. My roommate always knows to stay at his girlfriend's house if I'm on a first date."

why so he dun have to listen to you cry as you beat off alone in your room?

4/9/2010 12:12:52 PM

^Ghost edit

4/9/2010 12:14:39 PM

To take the alcohol thing a step further

I like to drink 3-4 drinks before the date even starts to get me in a better state of mind

4/9/2010 12:15:12 PM

To take the alcohol thing a step further

I like to drink 3-4 drinks before the date even starts to get me in a better state of mind

4/9/2010 12:15:12 PM

me and TheBullDoza love playing sports and games. he's better at some stuff and I'm better at other stuff.

but I agree while you're first dating a sports date is probably a bad idea. bar games like pool should be fine though

4/9/2010 12:15:31 PM

Quote :

"have a preplanned phone call that can either save your ass or simply be ignored if things are moving"

If you have an iphone you can get a free app that makes fake phone calls. You can set it up to go off instantly or in a specified amount of time (5 minutes, 30 minutes, etc.). Also when it calls you can actually 'answer' it and there will be a scripted voice on the other end.

I haven't had to use it yet, but you should always be prepared!

4/9/2010 12:15:59 PM

good advice = don't use your iphone as an excuse to get out of a date, men are smart too and know about that app...who do you think jailbroke your phone for you? girl ever does that to me i am smashing that piece of shit out of principle.

4/9/2010 12:20:15 PM

The best way for a girl to get out of a first date is to ask, "So, where do you see us getting married?"

4/9/2010 12:21:29 PM

Guys who jailbreak iphones rarely have dates...so most girls don't have to worry about that.

4/9/2010 12:21:56 PM

i rarely have dates cause i'm a keeper. it IS possible to be good at computers AND life.

4/9/2010 12:35:38 PM

Quote :

"She was in much better shape than me and I couldn't keep up. I tried to match her 7 minute pace for as long as I could but in the end I had to pull up huffing and puffing like Seth Rogen in Superbad. She laughed and joked with me and said no big deal "

This has happened to me before. I made it 1 mile for anyone wondering. I was celebrating like I won something before I found out it was a multiple mile pace. Relationship ended up lasting 3 years. I would workout with another athlete in the future. Maybe trying, failing, and admitting you suck is a desirable quality?

4/9/2010 12:58:32 PM

^ I have found that the people that I enjoy dating most are the people who really challenge me to try harder. So, if a guy's better than me at something, I try harder at it. And most guys I've dated started working out more after meeting me. It's nice to be with someone who pushes you to do better.

4/9/2010 1:01:43 PM

^^^

While that may be true for some, have you ever looked in a mirror?

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 1:02 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2010 1:02:04 PM

^^^lol...a realist!

agreed^^....My mom told me this advice early on in life...

heres some advice..

When I yank you by the fuckin perm
don't be lookin at a nigga crazy
Just get with the digits and be the fuck out, you know what i'm sayin?
Let me break it down for y'all

It was just one of those days
when I wanted to catch sunrays
Fun to get blunted on a Sunday, afternoon....


[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 1:05 PM. Reason : o]

4/9/2010 1:03:30 PM

^^^

Well everytime I do any fitness class with begonias I am the worst student in the room (or tied for worst with Stein). It's all good. . Time for some double stuf!!!!!!!!!!!!!




[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 1:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2010 1:05:30 PM

Double Stuf may not help your performance. But if you simply want weight gain, go ahead.

In the words of the great Luda:

People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating.

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 1:07 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2010 1:06:02 PM

Send ies


Get ies

4/9/2010 1:07:35 PM

lick my butt
lick my butt
suck my nuts
suck my nuts

4/9/2010 1:07:55 PM

^^

4/9/2010 1:08:19 PM

Show your p33n

Get b00bs

4/9/2010 1:16:17 PM

if you want good dating advice get your smoothest friend to help out. the friend will radio you via an earpiece while you are on a dinner date in a fancy restaurant. repeat everything your friend says.

foolproof

4/9/2010 1:19:36 PM

Better advice: Tell her to get decked out for an elegant evening at your favorite restaurant. Take her to Shoney's. Ask her to order from the Kid's Menu.

Then complain that the food was bad and that you want a refund.

4/9/2010 1:23:54 PM

Better yet: Take her to an elegant restaurant, deck her, and have sex with her while she's unconscious.

Then complain that the sex was bad.

4/9/2010 1:28:22 PM

Dude. Shoney's is good.

4/9/2010 1:29:48 PM

Shit, I just gave up my plan for my date with lucyinthesky.

4/9/2010 1:31:09 PM

When in doubt, whip it out.

4/9/2010 5:41:40 PM

alcohol makes so-so dates into awesome dates

4/9/2010 5:55:55 PM

... or terrible ones.

4/9/2010 5:56:35 PM

well don't get repulsively drunk, but ive been on several dates where it was a little borish but after a bottle of wine we were very chatty and got along great.


1st dates that didnt' work well for me:

putt putt.

coffee.

4/9/2010 6:00:43 PM

i like to start my relationships kinda backwards

first i drunkenly make out with you and then put my hands down your pants while your friends videotape it (videocamera subsequently gets stolen by gangsters and is probably on the internet somewhere)

THEN we get drunk together a few more times

make out. AGAIN

then we go on our first date.

4/9/2010 6:06:46 PM

i predict many PMs for you...

4/9/2010 6:07:46 PM

i should say i start my most successful relationships that way

since we have been dating almost 5 years

4/9/2010 6:08:25 PM

LMAO

4/9/2010 6:08:51 PM

4/9/2010 6:09:19 PM

damn, i felt like i was listening to a price is right showcase when i read that...

yeah, i think thats how a lot of people start relationships...minus the friends video taping it.

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : k]

4/9/2010 6:09:38 PM

Y0 kadwackle, let's make out

4/9/2010 9:53:07 PM

If you can't find a hole, stick it in a roll

4/10/2010 5:13:51 AM

or show her Deucefest® . It's been done.

4/10/2010 5:15:25 AM

inform her that for the nights entertainment you brought a bikini and a hula hoop

4/10/2010 7:48:23 AM

^ for her to wear or for you to wear? Throw in a bottle of Knob Creek and that's a perfect date!

4/10/2010 7:51:46 AM

^ A dude wearing a bikini and playing with a hula hoop sounds pretty standard to me son. You think that will be enough to woo her my son?

4/10/2010 8:13:41 AM

The knob creek is vital. And a camera. The panties will fall right off, son.

4/10/2010 8:25:34 AM

I see....


So, Lucy son, I currently have in my possession a bottle of knob creek and a camera, as well as a bikini and a hula hoop... How would you feel about coming to visit me at the mansion on this warm spring evening? I will send the limo out at once if you wish.

4/10/2010 8:43:03 AM

It's a long limo ride from Orlando. Got a private jet, sugar?

4/10/2010 8:51:37 AM

I will personally see to it that you are picked up at the airport by my private jet. You will be treated to a fine bottle of Knob Creek during the flight in preparation for your arrival.

4/10/2010 8:59:08 AM