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4/22/2010 10:39:45 PM

I personally would go with #3 at this point in my life but she needs to think about where she's at and what she wants to do with her future/job/career

4/22/2010 10:40:54 PM

lol you can sell fetuses?

4/22/2010 10:44:57 PM

embryonic stem cell research ftw?

4/22/2010 10:46:56 PM

1. Abort.

If not 1,

2. Work really hard to do the math and narrow it down.

Once 2,

3. Get them hair samples.

4. Call mom and dad to borrow several thousand dollars.

5. Perform several DNA tests.

6. Inform father.

7. Accept money from father under table while collecting benefits as a single mother.

4/22/2010 10:55:21 PM

^ I LIKE YOUR STYLE!

i might add that to collect under the table you MIGHT want to dig up some dirt on father to blackmail him with just to ensure you get that $$$

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2010 11:16:56 PM

AHA, that's until the kid is 2 1/2 or 3 (pre-school age)...at that point...

1. Tap into the savings you've been hiding from the government.
2. Enroll child in preschool.
3. Move into better neighborhood.
4. Take actual, legal child support ($$) out on unsuspecting father.
5. Resume job as decently paid chef.
6. Continue to tap into friends/family for support.


(I've planned this out just in case...)

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : Basically, be a stay-at-home mom on gov/dad's dime, then flip the script and get to work...]

4/22/2010 11:23:02 PM

^,^^^Ladies, this is premo advice.

Take note!

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ^^I love you!]

4/23/2010 12:37:58 AM

better advice: sell baby's organs on black market.

4/23/2010 12:41:20 AM

Yeah, but recall that it's your own baby we're talking about here...it's not just any regular old baby that you can steal and sell off for parts.

4/23/2010 12:47:18 AM

The ninja turtles will take care of it.

4/23/2010 12:47:37 AM

if you feel sad about it afterward, use some of the money you made to buy yourself a hooker.

4/23/2010 12:48:46 AM

Bridget gives smart advice ITT!

4/23/2010 8:14:59 AM

Quote :

"1. abort 2. stop being a whore"

HAHA


Personally....


I'd go on Maury, because who DOESN'T want to meet him? BUT FIRST.... I would do what has been previously stated and narrow it down by math and/or hair samples. That way when I go on the show, I can bring the baby daddy on that actually is the father but act like I haven't done the tests so I can yell "OMG LOOK AT THIS BABY, LOOK AT HIM - SPITTIN' IMAGE OF HIS DADDY" and he'll be like "NAW BITCH, NAW" and then he will be humiliated when Maury is all "YOU ARE THE FATHER"

4/23/2010 8:19:53 AM

but before going on Maury, remember to have sex in exchange for a cheeseburger while your new bf is cheating on you because your bff tempted him with her delicious chxn tetrazini



that way you can be famous via replay clips on The Soup

4/23/2010 8:23:19 AM

hypothetical questions sluts come up with.

4/23/2010 8:24:06 AM

oh fuck yeah... then I"ll be like

Quote :

"WHATEVA, WHATEVA - I DO WHAT I WANT"

4/23/2010 8:24:50 AM

and then when the truth comes out, i be all like

4/23/2010 8:28:15 AM

Quote :

""

AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

4/23/2010 8:30:08 AM

then I'll see some cute guy in the audience and be like haaaiii

4/23/2010 8:30:13 AM

but then a bird will fly into the audience and I'll run out crying, ruining my chance of ever finding a new baby daddy that's fo real fo real

4/23/2010 8:32:42 AM

ABORT

4/23/2010 8:39:40 AM

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! *ding ding ding

4/23/2010 8:45:11 AM

well if it's Jerry we're talking about, stripper poles HAVE to be involved

4/23/2010 8:46:09 AM

I like where this is going...

4/23/2010 8:47:31 AM

I should get a stripper pole for my place

I already have the black lights and mirrors

4/23/2010 8:53:00 AM

haha, H8R, if we merged our bedrooms we'd have one wild place

bc I have the pole

4/23/2010 8:55:11 AM

Brown chixn brown cowwwww

4/23/2010 9:03:06 AM

six guys, and cant narrow it down a little.

SLUT...

4/23/2010 9:06:16 AM

hope this doesn't happen!

4/23/2010 9:50:42 AM

White ppl be stealin all da blk chirrens

4/23/2010 9:54:12 AM

Quote :

"bc I have the pole"

You have a stripper pole?!?!? You have NEVER posted about it

4/23/2010 11:17:06 AM

4/23/2010 11:21:33 AM

Quote :

"and then when the truth comes out, i be all like"

4/23/2010 12:00:13 PM

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore

4/23/2010 1:00:05 PM

i actually watched that episode with the girl fucking for cheeseburgers

4/24/2010 10:36:54 PM

So, if you had sex for cheeseburgers, would you want Kobe sliders, a Big Mac, a Whopper or a GardenBurger?

4/24/2010 11:59:14 PM