i used to eat honey on chicken when i was little but i don't anymore

sometimes (a lot of times) i like to eat peanut shells though. i KNOW they are dirty but they are so yummy.

4/23/2010 4:28:32 PM

since nobody reads the last post, is there something wrong about not wetting your toothbrush before you brush your teeth?

4/23/2010 4:30:19 PM

guess not if you have plenty of saliva

4/23/2010 4:31:19 PM

i dunno i kinda always thought of it as soap for your teeth

you don't use soap dry

but who knows. i've just always wet first.

4/23/2010 4:33:19 PM

yeah there is aaronass.

try using soap with a tiny tiny amount of water.

and nasty about the saliva... first you gotta rinse your mouth out before you brush.

4/23/2010 4:35:28 PM

i been doin it wrong

4/23/2010 4:37:49 PM

^ are you also one of those people who wipes standing up?

4/23/2010 4:38:43 PM

I love Honey on my Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendys.. its the BOMB

4/23/2010 4:39:26 PM

i do wipe standing up don't want my hand going in to doodoo water

4/23/2010 4:41:00 PM

EWWWWWW

you are so gross

your momma taught you all kinds of wrong

this explains so much

4/23/2010 4:46:23 PM

4/23/2010 4:48:36 PM

honey on fried chicken sounds good. i also like hot sauce on fried chicken.

4/23/2010 4:49:22 PM

hot sauce on fried chicken isn't weird

i didn't think honey was either

but whatevsssss.

4/23/2010 4:51:31 PM

seriously, though, people were "taught how to wipe?" I do not recall such lessons when I was dumping

4/23/2010 4:53:54 PM

well i'm pretty sure when you're getting potty trained if your parent(s) sees you doing it wrong they are obligated to correct you

unless they WANT to clean up your dirty asshole

4/23/2010 4:55:06 PM

I specifically remember being taught how to wipe

and I was taught to do it standing up

and that's what I kept doing (and thought that was how everyone did it, too) until I heard otherwise on TWW about ~6 mo ago

now I feel all self-conscious when I stand up in a stall to wipe my ass, as I've been doing for the past 25 or so years

4/23/2010 6:21:07 PM

usually it seems like half the users on this message board don't have the mental capacity to wipe their own asses

4/23/2010 6:24:07 PM

^There's NO FUCKING WAY you never realized that people don't wipe standing up...

4/23/2010 6:25:41 PM

Quote :

"now I feel all self-conscious when I stand up in a stall to wipe my ass, as I've been doing for the past 25 or so years"

hahahaahahahaha....awesome!

4/23/2010 6:26:47 PM

^^
honestly, dude, I didn't...it came as a huge shock

how would I know? I've never watched anyone wipe their ass

4/23/2010 6:26:58 PM

So you like your shit to get spread and get smeared between the buttocks so you have more of a surface to wipe....

4/23/2010 6:35:41 PM

yes, exactly

4/23/2010 6:37:35 PM

you are a math major and are scientific minded.

don't roll your damn eyes.

when you stand up, your buttocks obviously come closer to each other even if you are bent over (unless you have a butler holding them open in there with you). no matter how you stand, they can never be as apart as they are when you sit on a toilet seat. and if they are closer together, the amount of surface area covered by fecal matter will definitely increase.

so there.

QED.

4/23/2010 6:41:25 PM

I wipe my ass my way, you wipe your ass your way

as long as neither of us goes around with shit on our asses, I'd say we're both doing all right

I'd dispute your point, but for the life of me I can't think of a more ridiculous, unnecessary question to argue

4/23/2010 6:48:21 PM

You can't dispute logic and physics.

PWNT.

4/23/2010 6:51:18 PM

god, this is pathetic up in here.

4/23/2010 7:11:59 PM

calling your own pwnage is lame

calling your own pwnage which you claim to have picked up on a point of proper ass-wiping technique is about as lame as it gets

I'm not going to answer your disgusting point because I don't want to discuss the distribution and spread of shit on somebody's ass

if you think that means you won the argument, then by all means, put that shit-covered feather in your cap

4/23/2010 7:14:42 PM

Quote :

"SHIT COVERED FEATHER"

4/23/2010 7:16:09 PM

i thought this thread was about chicken.

4/23/2010 7:17:42 PM

... um

4/23/2010 7:25:45 PM

No sir, my feather would be quite clean... it is your feather that would be shit-covered.

Dude, you have no rebuttal. It is like me saying if the palm of my hand has some shit in the middle of it (or honey for this thread) and I make a fist, the shit will spread. A more apt area would be the inside of the elbow. You can't argue that shit.

Quote :

"You can't dispute logic and physics."

4/23/2010 7:40:41 PM

Don't get me wrong... I wipe while I'm still sitting down. In fact, I hate people that stand up to wipe... they disgust me. Scum of the earth.

BUT

I think that when they "stand up", they are still bending over quite a bit. As in, their asscheeks don't clap together to smush the shit between them.

4/23/2010 7:46:26 PM

good Lord, some of you must just explode shit out of your ass if you're worried about getting shit everywhere in the first place

4/23/2010 8:40:57 PM

fucking disgusted

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/23/2010 8:44:51 PM

bttt

5/7/2010 1:31:51 AM