2 pages of home alone naked time

4/27/2010 9:28:47 AM

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4/27/2010 9:35:07 AM

God I would love to live alone.

About to buy a house, but still going to need a roommate. I don't think I'll ever have the opportunity to live by myself.

4/27/2010 9:35:50 AM

Living with a roommate doesn't stop some people from being naked, of course. Just saying.

4/27/2010 9:38:06 AM

After living by myself I don't think I could go back to living with a roommate other than a spouse/SO very easily. I'm too used to being able to control temperature/messiness/guests/nakedness/noise/pets/whatever.

I don't feel unsafe most of the time, but I guess sometimes I do a little. Like I don't feel comfortable going to complain to my neighbors about loud music or yell at people thumping bass in the parking lot if I'm there alone. But I probably wouldn't with a roommate either, like other people said. I really want a huge dog but I can't get one

4/27/2010 9:38:57 AM

By yourself with friends close by

Its all the good parts of having roomates (people to hang out with, get food with, drink with, etc.) with none of the bad parts (dirty dishes, live in girlfriends, erasing my shit from the DVR, etc)

Best of both worlds

4/27/2010 9:41:07 AM

i lived by myself for 4 years in a single family house in rocky mount (husband moved in after we got married last june). i have a dog who bites and has a big bark. she has actually bitten a neighbor who drunkenly somewhat forced his way into my apartment in raleigh while i was bringing in groceries. i told him not to come in, i had my hands full at the time, put the grocery bags down on the counter and as i was coming to shut the door he walked in. mia barked, bit him, he went home.

my brother, who mia knows and loves, came into my house around 1am one night. he has a key, he let himself in. mia waited behind the cutback in the wall next to the front door, bit his ankle, ran around the back way to my bedroom, came to the bed & woke me up, then waited next to the wall at the door and bit him again. he was telling her "hey it's matthew, mia it's okay" then yelling at her but she didn't care.

she scared off a man who i now know was casing the neighborhood and is wanted for breaking & entering on friday night. he went to my neighbor's door, tried to come to ours but she used her belligerent i'mgonnakillyou bark and he left. neighbors and i have spoken to police. we're supposed to call 911 if we see him again.

mia is an alarm system and deterrent. she will bite and i have some faith that she will protect me from an intruder...however that faith is not 100%. i have guns in lock boxes behind my chair in the living room and next to the bed. there are a couple hidden elsewhere. there's also a metal bat near the front door. i've screwed windows shut back when there were some break-ins down the street a year or so ago. i have motion detection lights on 24/7. i also have VERY nosey old people for neighbors. they know everything that goes on and if something isn't right.

i also have made friends with a RMPD sgt & lt in charge of my neighborhood, as well as the captain. i have cell phone and home numbers for them. they have no problem coming out if something/one is even just slightly suspicious.

talk to your local police. talk and get to know your neighbors, and let them know when you're out of town. lock your doors. put some lamps on timers. buy those fake security system yard & window signs (NOT the ones from walmart), or get some real ones from a friend/family member who has a system.

4/27/2010 9:43:13 AM

^ Rocky Mount is most def not a safe place. Its good that you have got some decent self preservation skills.

I'm in Tarboro....where a lot less shit goes down. I still have my German Shepherd and some .40 caliber deterrents.

4/27/2010 9:55:05 AM

I rule my Castle and my Kingdom, there is no going back. The only exceptions are females. *grunt*

4/27/2010 10:08:23 AM

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"i'm not too thrilled about the idea of owning a gun, even though i do know how to use one..."

First of all, you're a god damned pussy. Why in the fuck are you bothered by owning a firearm? I mean, if you actually can't kill someone then don't own it, obviously. But there is nothing more useful than an 18" 12ga shotgun and for you I'd say go with an 18" 20ga.

Secondly, baseball bat = raped/dead if you encounter anyone skilled (Unless you train with it quite a bit). You be much better off with a long dagger like a Cold Steel OSS, as they can't grab it out of your hand without some serious skills son and it's lightweight. That means it's much harder to overextend your attack compared to a baseball bat, which is downright EASY to do that with unless you train a lot. Overtaking a smaller, inexperienced, extremely scared person wielding a baseball bat is simple:

1. Let them swing hard, miss, and throw themselves off balance (You'll do this unless you're actually going to train with a damn baseball bat).
2. Grab bat.
3. Profit.

Also, step one can be replaced with simply absorbing the blow with an arm and then moving in for the kill. It just depends on the situation, but a determined attacker who is larger than you will probably get right through your batman defense mechanism (Again, unless you train). I'm just being real with you here. If you have a long knife, on the other hand, the slightest mistake on their part will put them in big trouble. I still consider the knife a last resort, btw. You want a firearm or AT LEAST Cold Steel Inferno. Any old pepper spray will not do, some only work upright and not upside-down, some are a mist which can easily get you as much as the attacker, some foams remain foam and can be flung back at you, etc. Cold Steel Inferno god dammit. Don't fuck around with your god damned safety like these other fools. Yes, the probability is low. But, if the time comes that a man comes to rape you and kills your dog and you're now in the corner waiting for him to kick down your bedroom door, are you still going to be glad you didn't buy that shotgun? Call 911, they'll be sure to arrive after you've been raped honey. As someone who has witnessed attempted murder, I'm going to tell you straight up, the likelihood that the cops will get there in time to stop it, hell, the likelihood you are even going to have time to call them, is extremely small. They will take minutes to get there AT BEST, when seconds count. This is the problem with most people, they honestly think the police can save them from everything. That simply isn't the case, there are plenty of audio files of women being murdered on the phone with 911, women being raped on the phone with 911, etc. The attacker will not necessarily give a shit. Don't fall into that ridiculous trap of thinking that a criminal thinks like you! They will not appreciate your kindness. They will not appreciate the fact that you didn't buy a shotgun. They will simply take advantage of your weakness, because that's what they do.


And that's assuming there's only one person and that they didn't bring their own weapons to the party son. Again, if you have a dog and they know this and plan their attack, they WILL have a weapon because they will have planned to take care of the dog. You need a ranged weapon with the capability of multiple uses (A TASER is no good for this reason alone). If you get some Cold Steel Inferno, you'd be better off than a baseball bat. Indoors you don't have to worry about wind blowing it back in your face and it's a dissolving foam.


Do what you want, I really don't care honestly, I'm just trying to tell you what is going to happen if you actually get targeted by someone with half a brain.

4/27/2010 10:38:12 AM

I hated living alone. I guess though that I have a big house and my roomate now is awesome. She does the dishes!!

my parrots and mess doesn't bother her.

actually nothing bothers her and I am never there so she and her dog really have the house and yard all to themselves.

4/27/2010 10:40:02 AM

I can't wait to live alone! (Except, in reality, I know I will miss bmel because she is an awesome roommate and I <3 her to death.)


I think I'm mostly excited about being able to keep it as cold as I f'ing want. But I will probably get a gun if I alone and I will definitely have Gambit.

4/27/2010 10:40:59 AM

^ 12ga or 20ga, like I said before son! 12ga will give you more ammo selection and better gun choices, but 20ga will suit your body type better honestly. The 12ga is going to be a heavy hitter for you to fire, although you'll handle it no problem. It's just harder to do a lot of training with at first because it beats you up some. Btw, what you mean by a Gambit son?


You need a Karambit son (The word gambit reminded me of it! )! One for the street:




And one for the home:

4/27/2010 10:44:02 AM

I'd like to live alone, but I have a four bedroom house and the benefits outweigh the negatives right now. When it gets annoying I just think about the years of rental income in my bank account that wouldn't be there if I had been living alone. Not to mention I'm gone a lot and the security of having people at the house when I'm not there is nice.

[Edited on April 27, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : s]

4/27/2010 10:58:56 AM

living on your own can be great...

....except when you're eating and you realize that you could choke to death and not only would no one be there to save you, but they might not find your body for days.

but its best not to think about that.

[Edited on April 27, 2010 at 11:48 AM. Reason : or slipping in the shower.]

4/27/2010 11:38:46 AM

my b, Saab

this is what I mean by a "Gambit":

4/27/2010 12:34:19 PM

^ NICE.

YOU STILL NEED DAT KARAMBIT THOUGH.

4/27/2010 12:34:55 PM

Quote :

"much easier to make booty calls"

4/27/2010 6:43:17 PM