lol dbl

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : sds]

5/5/2010 10:57:09 AM

Dude, who the fuck told the wives?

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" I dont agree with the whole concept of strippers. Very demeaning to women. If your reasonably good looking and have a good job you should be able to get a hot girl and strippers shouldn't be an issue as you can have your girlfriend or wife fullfill your fantasies. So in summation, no - do not get a stripper/s."

Says the dude who shoves his panties up his ass when a woman cusses.
You should probably move to Utah.

5/5/2010 10:57:09 AM

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason : stupid connection]

5/5/2010 10:57:55 AM

I love this "woe to strippers forced into a horrible industry" that misogynist idiots have

5/5/2010 10:58:57 AM

if your future wife has a problem with you seeing strippers at either your or a good friend's bachelor party that should be a HUGE red flag to the life of nagging, fun-less, your dick and balls in a jar under the sink hell you are about to commit to.

5/5/2010 10:59:40 AM

if it makes a difference, by "fishing trip" i meant we would take my dad's boat down to the coast and fish around cape lookout. didn't want y'all thinking i would consider a saturday on the canoe an acceptable bachelor party.

5/5/2010 11:05:44 AM

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"if your future wife has a problem with you seeing strippers at either your or a good friend's bachelor party that should be a HUGE red flag to the life of nagging, fun-less, your dick and balls in a jar under the sink hell you are about to commit to."

How is this relevant?

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"Apparently me giving the green light on this has caused some of his friends' wives to go "

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:08 AM. Reason : sf]

5/5/2010 11:08:19 AM

it was relevant to the general conversation going on in the thread

not every post has to be a direct response to the OP

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:10 AM. Reason : ]

5/5/2010 11:10:01 AM

Quote :

"I dont agree with the whole concept of strippers. Very demeaning to women. If your reasonably good looking and have a good job you should be able to get a hot girl and strippers shouldn't be an issue as you can have your girlfriend or wife fullfill your fantasies. So in summation, no - do not get a stripper/s."

Do you watch porn? Because if you do, I don't see how that's any different. You can't touch (most) strippers and you can't touch the women on the screen... It's all the same, in my book.

5/5/2010 11:14:44 AM

I have a giant dick, I'm a lumberjack and my chest hair is thick like a rain forest; basically I'm 190% manly. But strippers don't appeal to me at all.

5/5/2010 11:15:48 AM

I have a tiny dick, I'm a barista at Starbucks and I have less chest hair than a pre-pubescent altar boy. But I fucking love strippers.

5/5/2010 11:20:47 AM

^2 I can understand someone just not being attracted to them rather than the concept of one

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:21 AM. Reason : ^ haha!]

5/5/2010 11:21:00 AM

I was trying to post this earlier but got a server error

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"is it uncommon to not care about having a stripper at your bachelor party?"

nope, my husband is a lot like you in that regard. he just wanted to go camping for a weekend at cape lookout w/ his buddies and take his scanoe so he could go fishing/exploring

then NRR posted this

Quote :

"if it makes a difference, by "fishing trip" i meant we would take my dad's boat down to the coast and fish around cape lookout. didn't want y'all thinking i would consider a saturday on the canoe an acceptable bachelor party."

but if you combine the two???
meh, he had a good time

5/5/2010 11:21:44 AM

For sure.

But his response sure seems to be at the OP
Especially since all the other hausfraus in the thread were either all "HELL YEAH TITTIES" or else "meh, not my cup of tea, but it's not a problem if he wants to"

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jesus fucking christ
OH SHIT count is up to like 7 or 8 now

5/5/2010 11:23:34 AM

yeah, i would definitely do like a camping trip with my canoe or something like that. what i was saying was that just dicking around on a canoe for an afternoon would be a piss-poor excuse for a bachelor party.

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:27 AM. Reason : i didn't see it directed at the OP. seemed like just a statement he was throwing out there.]

5/5/2010 11:26:20 AM

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 11:35 AM. Reason : hahaha holy wrong thread]

5/5/2010 11:34:39 AM

My ideal wife is one who would not find a male stripper entertaining.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/5/2010 11:39:03 AM

I don't really care too much about strippers one way or the other. They're cool, but not that big of a deal. I don't like strip clubs, though, because (a) I'm not into paying to get teased, and (b) a half-retarded 21-year old girl trying to play me for a fool is damn near offensive.

5/6/2010 12:32:09 PM

tell those catbitches to man up

5/6/2010 12:38:36 PM

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"Generally, you just don't tell the wives"

5/6/2010 12:40:38 PM

i pretend to be jealous about strippers but i'm really not. i mean can i stop my boyfriend from looking at other women - stripper or not - for all eternity?? no. i wouldn't want to and i don't think that is healthy, either. but whatever. strippers aren't really my thing though. the one time i went to a strip club it was upsetting ONLY because i was super drunk and in that analytical (irrational? haha) mode and i decided all girls that strip have self esteem issues and need constant approval from men. i realize that is so not true it was me being drunk and ridic. i would like to go to a classier strip club to retry my stripping experience

anyway. my personal ideal (IDEAL because it is $$$ so it may never happen) bachelo/bachelorette party would be renting 2 houses side by side in like savannah or something for a weekend - one for girls for and one for boys and doing separate boy and girl activities throughout the weekend but since the houses would be next to each other we could pregame together and after party together. cause eric and i have many overlapping friends of opposite sexes. and then we could do a guy only stripper thing and then another stripper thing where everyone is involved. but i'd def wanna give the boys their time.

5/6/2010 12:53:58 PM

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"My ideal wife is one who would not find a male stripper entertaining."

thats me

5/6/2010 12:55:00 PM

^^that sounds miserable.

5/6/2010 12:55:51 PM

^i respectfully disagree

5/6/2010 12:57:15 PM

See, I think the best idea for a male stripper is to hire one of your hairiest mutual guy friends to don a banana hammock and dance around for the ladies.

Like sparky did for one teedub lady back in the day.

Also, I would NOT want a joint party. BC I want to have a mega wild night.

5/6/2010 12:57:16 PM

^^^ i think it sounds awesome. of course i am basing it on similar trips that have happened in the past. and my group of friends. and my relationship. different strokes for different folks.

i imagine the boys chartering a boat to go fish or something and the girls spending the day at the spa

then at night pregaming together (flip cup, beer pong, baseball, whatev). then each group going out separate to bars. or together, whatever works. then at 3am coming home and just being ridic again.

^ yea i do too but - i think it is workable. i dunno though that is just what i have come up with in my head hahaha.

edit: i think i would only want a joint party if it was a destination party. but if it happened in raleigh or something then perhaps the normal separate parties. but i still think it'd be fun to have a joint after party. but that is just how my friends operate. i guess i'm weird

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 1:01 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 12:57:45 PM

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"thats me "

Well there goes my employment opportunity

5/6/2010 12:58:03 PM

most reasonable women i know are fine with going to the strip club...but having strippers to the house is a bit different.

5/6/2010 1:04:12 PM

yo sparky, would you ever entertain at a bachelorette party again? Or is that service over now that you're hitched?

5/6/2010 1:05:44 PM

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" anyway. my personal ideal (IDEAL because it is $$$ so it may never happen) bachelo/bachelorette party would be renting 2 houses side by side in like savannah or something for a weekend - one for girls for and one for boys and doing separate boy and girl activities throughout the weekend but since the houses would be next to each other we could pregame together and after party together. cause eric and i have many overlapping friends of opposite sexes. and then we could do a guy only stripper thing and then another stripper thing where everyone is involved. but i'd def wanna give the boys their time."

My husband and I did the renting a beach house thing. We did separate things, and we did some things together. We all enjoyed it.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 1:09 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 1:08:08 PM

^^ i would consider it...would def need to ask the wife first though.

from my heyday

5/6/2010 1:11:43 PM