FUCK THAT, I JUST DIE

5/12/2010 3:12:51 PM

RIP SAAB!

5/12/2010 3:14:16 PM

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"No TV in the bedroom"

sounds like the ladies ITT have never had a good tv-on, volume-muted, rest-of-lights-are-out pussy pounding with the ambient light of the tv dancing around two naked bodies

its really the perfect middle ground compared to lights on fucking and pitch black fucking

5/12/2010 3:17:26 PM

Don't really want to light my sexual acts with random images of consumerism

5/12/2010 3:22:42 PM

what do you have a movie projector or something? cause if not all you're gonna see is the light levels change on the ceiling and walls

The muted TV essentially just acts like a low light candle...it really has absolutely zero zilch nada to do with whats actually on the television

5/12/2010 3:25:41 PM

Don't write anything down you wouldn't want someone else to read.

5/12/2010 5:45:22 PM

Quote :

"Don't write anything down you wouldn't want someone else to read."

Disagree; sometimes writing helps your thoughts. If you need to write to get thoughts out, this restricts the topics you can really plumb.

5/12/2010 5:48:40 PM

well, don't leave it in your dresser drawer for your mother to find when she is cleaning your room. and don't put it on the internet for your high school classmates to find. and don't leave it in your mom's car. etc

5/12/2010 5:50:14 PM

wtf?

Quote :

"19. Do not bring lunch to work."

5/12/2010 7:40:26 PM

Live free or die trying

FUCK THE POLICE

5/12/2010 7:42:09 PM

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars *~*~*~*~

5/12/2010 8:23:52 PM

there's no sex in the champagne room

5/12/2010 8:32:58 PM

absolutely. positively.

5/12/2010 9:48:39 PM

The no TV in the bedroom thing is my fucking rule

you can share it or you can ignore it

works well for me

5/12/2010 10:37:53 PM

Agreed. I could never be with someone who wants a TV in the bedroom.

I don't even have TV in my house. I'm sure when I get in a srs relationship I'll have to compromise and get TV, but there will never be TV in my bedroom.

Ick.

5/12/2010 10:42:54 PM

i never had a tv in my bedroom until i went to college. i thought it was so cool

5/12/2010 10:45:24 PM

A TV in your dorm room is one thing.

Dorms are diff from bedrooms.

A bedroom is a sanctuary.

A dorm room is a cess pool/wild world.

5/12/2010 10:48:50 PM

I don't know... The womenz seem to like the pron going on in the background... just saying.

5/12/2010 10:50:48 PM

i suppose. i have one in my room now but since i live alone it hardly gets used. if i'm watching a movie or show i'm in the living room. i don't mind it being in there though. plus i like to watch saved by the bell when i get ready for work each morning.

5/12/2010 10:51:09 PM

- Seduce lucyinthesky. Knock her up. While she's tit feeding our love child, grab the titty and squeeze... thereby squirting Buck in the eye. Tease him mercilessly.

5/12/2010 10:51:33 PM

oh, there will be a home theater, eventually

but not in the bedroom

5/12/2010 10:51:41 PM

^^

^and homemade mooooovie collection!!!

5/12/2010 10:58:33 PM

5/12/2010 10:59:20 PM

Rule 18: Limber up!

5/12/2010 10:59:42 PM

Rule #69: learn to put your legs behind your head!

5/12/2010 11:09:11 PM

8==========

5/12/2010 11:11:44 PM

if you cant sleep well, something's wrong....fix it!

5/13/2010 8:49:07 PM

Keep in touch with your family. Don't put that shit off.

5/13/2010 10:24:31 PM

#47) drink and poast on the interwebs

5/20/2010 10:40:01 PM

do not work all of the time

do not play all of the time

never take yourself too seriously

being mature is knowing when to be immature

5/21/2010 12:00:17 AM

if you care, you fail

5/21/2010 2:11:12 AM

Why can't I bring lunch to work?

5/21/2010 2:53:53 AM