^^^^

... what?

8/10/2010 12:34:16 AM

Mom: "Raymond... do you have your father's sweat glands?"

8/10/2010 1:52:45 AM

moron...yes, i've been in a high speed chase in tampa florida because my dad called a woman a "fucking dumb fucking spick" in a parking lot...she told her boyfriend and by time time we left the shopping complex, we had 3 cars chasing us. i was 10 years old.

8/10/2010 5:04:08 AM

awesome.

8/10/2010 8:37:49 AM

My brother's father in law:
Watching football, and he says to me: "That [Tiki] Barber guy is pretty well spoken, for, you know, a black guy."

8/10/2010 9:33:20 AM

"i never really loved you. Your mother just made me say it cause she knew you were all sensitive like a girl. All I wanted you for was to mow the lawn."

8/10/2010 9:36:23 AM

^lol @ the parent pwn.

BURN!

nah, I'm kiddin. That's fucked up.

8/10/2010 10:13:27 AM