I like my garbage like I like my women, gone by the time I wake up.
11/23/2010 10:55:35 PM
Like I like my Presidential policy...domestic.
11/23/2010 11:04:30 PM
11/24/2010 8:37:21 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women - in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
11/25/2010 9:35:25 AM
I like my tea like I like my women, hot, strong, sweet, and milky.
11/25/2010 6:26:53 PM
....like a shop-vac, sucking golf balls through hoses
11/26/2010 4:07:41 AM
I like my cars like I like my women. Always working and fine tuning them with great reward
11/26/2010 10:53:38 AM
microwave, easy to turn on and gets things hot quickly
11/26/2010 1:00:59 PM