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1/2/2011 12:59:17 PM
1. “If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?”Brace my back against the opposite side of the blender and chimney up the walls.2. “What is the philosophy of Martial Arts?”Depends on the Martial Art. 3. “Explain [to] me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years.”We elected a retard, killed people for 8 years and then the economy took a shit right around the time a qualified black guy took over.4. “Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.” I range from 6.5 to 8.5 depending on the day.5. “How many basketball[s] can you fit in this room[?]”Which room?6. “Out of 25 horses, pick the fastest 3 horses. In each race, only 5 horses can run at the same time. What is the minimum number of races required?”5? I dunno.7. “Given the numbers 1 to 1000, what is the minimum numbers guesses needed to find a specific number if you are given the hint "higher" or "lower" for each guess you make.”No clue.
1/2/2011 1:36:11 PM
1/2/2011 2:00:44 PM
shit's easy. I can answer all of them.
1/2/2011 2:13:11 PM
1/3/2011 9:16:12 AM
for the horse race, i'd say 5 races, since 5 is the max per race. then you take the three fastest times among the 5 races, and bob's your uncle.
1/3/2011 3:27:14 PM