have 2 testicles[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ]
2/15/2012 8:59:27 AM
https://www.google.com/search?q=manly+diaper+bag
2/15/2012 9:00:13 AM
This is me also learning EMCE is a dad.
2/15/2012 9:00:23 AM
I also received a blowjob recently.Does that count?[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 9:14 AM. Reason : v HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOH]
2/15/2012 9:05:50 AM
For you, or the other guy?
2/15/2012 9:12:21 AM
This reminded me of Meatwad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEBhP0YjLrYI finished my upstairs in the house about 2 years ago (Installed studs, ceiling joists, a wall, doors, sheet rock, flooring, electrical with help, crown and base molding, HVAC with help, shelves, plumbing, etc)Deep fried 2 turkeys for ThanksgivingSet up my kegerator in the garage although I need new tubingMade a baby![Edited on February 15, 2012 at 9:14 AM. Reason : .]
2/15/2012 9:13:15 AM
2/15/2012 5:17:27 PM
smoked a cigar last night.
2/15/2012 5:27:06 PM
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2/15/2012 7:46:07 PM
today I ran a bunch of tensile strength tests on wire samples in a factory that makes steel rope... while wearing steel toed shoes
2/15/2012 8:35:53 PM
Jerked to some lesbian porn.
2/15/2012 8:37:13 PM
ate some really hot wingsSO TUFF
2/15/2012 8:38:38 PM
^4 hahaha
2/15/2012 9:07:16 PM
Laughed at miller lite commercials omfg those are so hilarious and totally designed for me. I'm taking your man card lololololol get it, that dude drinks girly beer
2/15/2012 9:59:58 PM
Shaved my taint.Also chopped down a tree with my newest knife just because it felt good to hack something apart.
2/16/2012 10:07:25 AM
Throwing motherfuckers out the bar left and rightLost 30 pounds this past weekDoing a jiu jitsu tournament all day saturdayFishing all day sundaystill gonna go to work friday and saturday night, probably throwing more motherfuckers out left and rightim a damn man
2/16/2012 10:11:21 AM
^ damn what bar do you work at where people are always gettin thrown out?
2/16/2012 10:12:48 AM
2/16/2012 10:24:21 AM
2/16/2012 10:25:08 AM
2/16/2012 10:25:32 AM
just some Duke punks
2/16/2012 12:10:57 PM
Parallel parked.
2/16/2012 12:29:34 PM
attended community college
2/16/2012 12:32:54 PM