well save ohio and kentucky for last

cuz they suck

8/4/2008 6:39:42 PM

i think i love you

8/4/2008 6:40:40 PM

did mccain seriously say that he thinks we should focus on other forms of energy by expanding offshore drilling

8/4/2008 6:46:51 PM

i will not wear a netted lining bathing suit ever again

8/4/2008 6:48:14 PM

Quote :

"a cold during the summer is just lame"

Is there one going around? I just started to feel like shit towards the end of the workday today but I thought I was just tired. Feelin a bit hot and shitty though so it might be more than just a lack of sleep.

God I hope I don't get sick, it's only my second week of work and I will end up taking out my entire team with me if I get sick.

8/4/2008 7:00:38 PM

it all becomes clear

8/4/2008 7:00:52 PM

i think i probably got it from my hotel room in wilmington wed/thurs last week

started feeling bad friday evening. still feeling like shit.

8/4/2008 7:02:40 PM

lol this tit flexing vid is gonna be the most epic thing i've ever done on tww

8/4/2008 7:05:05 PM

dude

wtf

8/4/2008 7:05:47 PM

sound quality will suck


oh well...it will be safe for work

8/4/2008 7:07:40 PM

bwahahahahaahah

8/4/2008 7:08:16 PM

ok bout to do it...gotta wear my bookbag cause its easier to flex them that way

8/4/2008 7:09:07 PM

i really dont want to go to the dog park tonight

8/4/2008 7:16:19 PM

squirting

8/4/2008 7:17:23 PM

hurry up you fucking chicken pot pie

8/4/2008 7:25:50 PM

eww.....hahaha....that was so gross

8/4/2008 7:31:33 PM

thats what she said

8/4/2008 7:32:55 PM

gah somebody bring me some guitar strings, forgot to get some while i was out today

8/4/2008 7:40:28 PM

Hey there Delilah

8/4/2008 7:42:02 PM

What's it like in new york city?

8/4/2008 7:54:01 PM

I bought 21 text books this weekend. I don't want to get started reading, but I have to.

8/4/2008 7:54:59 PM

I need to study.

8/4/2008 7:56:30 PM

i'm a thousand miles away

but, girl, tonight you look so pretty?

8/4/2008 7:56:42 PM

8/4/2008 7:59:53 PM

^7

go to Evan's tomorrow

8/4/2008 8:00:47 PM

I wonder how long it'll be before I can drive.

I guess that largely depends on how much force I typically need to shift, and how much I can get away with.

8/4/2008 8:09:43 PM

hahaha, this damn chihuahua is nuts after he has a bath

8/4/2008 8:09:44 PM

So how cheap could that ring be made for, and how much is he willing to spend

8/4/2008 8:10:55 PM

Quote :

"As heavy as I was, sizing out of Lane Bryant represented an entirely new level of obesity."

oy.

8/4/2008 8:11:21 PM

8/4/2008 8:16:45 PM

my mom is like the most annoying chewer ever. she chews with her mouth closed but like LOUD its like so annoying.

and she chews icecream. whot he fuck chews icecream. she chews all stuff you don't need to chew. i think she just likes to hear herself chew. its like SO loud.

AND she always scrapes the spoon on the top of her teeth. ugh. that noise.

AND she like scrapes the bowl. i'm like...its fucking gone stop eating.

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2008 8:29:34 PM

the big bang theory could be the funniest show i've ever seen

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : and i this episode of HIMYM about the dude with the tramp stamp makes me laugh on so many levels]

8/4/2008 8:31:13 PM

i mean like i'm across the room.

and the tv is on.

i shouldn't be able to hear you chew.

8/4/2008 8:33:00 PM

LIKE

8/4/2008 8:33:09 PM

I LOVE the big bang show!

8/4/2008 8:35:20 PM

FOOD.

8/4/2008 8:35:37 PM

BEER.

8/4/2008 8:36:30 PM

why did i buy this cheesened offbrand chex mix

i have no food, and crozet VA sucks ass

8/4/2008 8:36:49 PM

red lobster commercials always look so good

but red lobster is

8/4/2008 8:38:47 PM

wooohoo. transfer case leak fixed.

8/4/2008 8:48:27 PM

Quote :

"I was home all day and did nothing but eat. I was very concerned when I couldn't breathe while sitting still! I even had a mild heart attack at 22 years old and still was not concerned enough to change my life."

8/4/2008 8:50:08 PM

NASTY BONER

8/4/2008 8:51:00 PM

what the hell are you reading?!?!?!

8/4/2008 8:51:04 PM

damn you, internet

damn you

8/4/2008 8:52:56 PM

followed by

plz to take me back to

8/4/2008 8:55:14 PM

oh god...

i just pulled out a chunk of hair some how

8/4/2008 9:01:03 PM

8/4/2008 9:02:14 PM

Nina Hartley

8/4/2008 9:06:27 PM

set em up

8/4/2008 9:07:26 PM

well.... i called... we'll see if she calls me back

8/4/2008 9:07:52 PM