shes not a doctor, shes a prosthetist

and shes hawt

8/11/2008 3:54:39 PM

that's way too many jumps

8/11/2008 3:58:02 PM

i have not had any soda today

8/11/2008 4:13:02 PM

also im three lbs over my max weight, need to start playing disc golf again!

8/11/2008 4:13:17 PM

I need a haircut

8/11/2008 4:15:35 PM

I need a haircut

8/11/2008 4:16:48 PM

Wii + Dr.Mario = really really want

8/11/2008 4:17:06 PM

If I get this job, and they *make* me take lunches

I might look into the 30-day unlimited swim pass.

17 swims/mo is the break-even point

8/11/2008 4:17:10 PM

plz to caption this

8/11/2008 4:18:06 PM

you know

I re-read those, and they definitely aren't bad.

I'm proud of myself.

8/11/2008 4:21:47 PM

i'm about to crash

8/11/2008 4:27:50 PM

dear Pro/E, please work.

Thanks.

8/11/2008 4:37:44 PM

good god

women are so fucking batshit crazy

8/11/2008 4:37:48 PM

^

8/11/2008 4:39:43 PM

I need to stop running late in the mornings. I'm going to be on time tomorrow! (maybe)

8/11/2008 4:40:02 PM

^if you're important enough, they'll wait

8/11/2008 5:05:01 PM

It really, really, really disturbs me how inflamed people get by the mention of buttsecks, by anyone, in a fun, consensual context.

It's less objectionable to mention anal in a rape context, than to admit that some people enjoy.

8/11/2008 5:09:30 PM

where should we go eat tonight? in goldsboro

8/11/2008 5:17:40 PM

i didn't know there were places to eat in goldsboro.

8/11/2008 5:19:38 PM

i like my hometown. please don't ever stop on your way to the beach.

8/11/2008 5:23:05 PM

I hated living in goldsboro.

8/11/2008 5:24:31 PM

oh lawwwd. for a second i was like 1/2 way scurred we were going to war with russia.

i mean you never know these days. it sucks never knowing whos my friend and whos not.

8/11/2008 5:24:56 PM

did you hate goldsboro or the people you lived with?

8/11/2008 5:25:13 PM

I hated the people I lived with, and I hated not living with my parents (I was a HS freshman), and I fucking hated harassed at goldsboro high school because I was white.

8/11/2008 5:37:22 PM

i really don't know much about goldsboro. just sayin'...

8/11/2008 5:37:52 PM

i kinda want to go to mccall's

8/11/2008 5:42:54 PM

i could really go for a mccallisters club sammich, big glass of sweet tea and good company tonight

8/11/2008 6:12:07 PM

"tap that ass"

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : quote]

8/11/2008 6:12:59 PM

I, too, could go for some good company tonight.

8/11/2008 6:16:56 PM

i, too, want to own a company when i get older

8/11/2008 6:20:04 PM

pain
pain
pain

8/11/2008 6:22:28 PM

time for 20 miles

8/11/2008 6:43:35 PM

funny how im doing fine now and my ex is supposedly super happy with her guy now

she wouldnt talk or anything after her little crying "i love you" that one night

but now she messages me on myspace and says
"hope you had a good birthday, looks like you did"
when i tell her to basically fuck off
she got mad and switched the picture from her to one of the two of them.
hahahaha


she's driving the fail boat and i could care less
haha

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : .]

8/11/2008 6:43:51 PM

I should pack...but I'm so tired

8/11/2008 6:46:46 PM

it really sucks having to walk to the grocery store to get groceries

8/11/2008 6:47:55 PM

When I think of kissing my ex I think of a really sweaty fish with ginormous lips.

And then I puke

8/11/2008 6:49:32 PM

^whenever i think of my ex,
lets just say its not good.

selfish, bipolar whore

8/11/2008 6:51:47 PM

To be honest I only thought of him because of your post. When I do think of him I wonder if it all really happened or if it was just a dream.

Crazy how important someone can be one day and how indifferent you are to them the next. Or over the course of 6 months.

8/11/2008 6:56:50 PM

I PASSED MY LAST CLASS OF COLLEGE!!!

8/11/2008 7:03:37 PM

grats...i'm about 24 days behind you

8/11/2008 7:04:27 PM

someone give me motivation!!!

8/11/2008 7:04:53 PM

GO PACK

8/11/2008 7:08:06 PM

who is playing?



shit, stupid kids making me stupid during the day.

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 7:12 PM. Reason : ]

8/11/2008 7:09:42 PM

battery

8/11/2008 7:11:11 PM

i think it's time to cook dinner, drink a bourbon and act all hard listening to rap music.

in my boxers, undershirt and business socks.



yep.


im fucking michael bolton



[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 7:13 PM. Reason : it's been one of those good days that this is the perfect cap ok]

8/11/2008 7:12:30 PM

Final Exams make me a sad panda

8/11/2008 7:12:50 PM

i really wish my porch didnt get direct sunlight from like noon to sunset...makes it hard to sit outside on my laptop

8/11/2008 7:13:57 PM

yea, i just dont really care anymore

she was pretty good looking
fucked really good together

but when i look at it now, i know she aint worth anything and not going anywhere. besides the top two things, she aint what i want or need

8/11/2008 7:15:27 PM

i figured out what i want to be when i grow up!!!

a jeopardy clue crew member

how does one get this job?

8/11/2008 7:16:29 PM

2602

8/11/2008 7:17:51 PM