it's good thing there isn't anything i want to watch on tv so maybe i'll get some work done

8/17/2008 1:13:46 PM

People actually believe that bullshit?

8/17/2008 1:14:52 PM

Back from lunch, woo!

Time for some new Kangas, these ones bug me.

8/17/2008 1:33:00 PM

Forgot that the father was in town today. Crap.

8/17/2008 1:34:05 PM

^^^^ the race starts soon

8/17/2008 2:00:27 PM

ahhh, the benefits of a small venue

8/17/2008 2:06:36 PM

Have a little more energy now....let's see how long that lasts

8/17/2008 2:07:33 PM

i just burnt the top of my mouth

8/17/2008 2:17:24 PM

should i eat a snack

or clean the bathroom

haha

8/17/2008 2:17:59 PM

it was interesting meeting cousins I never knew existed.

8/17/2008 2:18:04 PM

how about clean the bathroom then reward yourself with a snack

8/17/2008 2:18:35 PM

^ lol you should be a motivational speaker or a life organizer or whatever that is called. get paid to tell other people what they should do

8/17/2008 2:20:26 PM

life coach

8/17/2008 2:21:04 PM

There's this girl at corporate who is a bombshell beauty queen and pretty damn smart except for the fact she has a life coach and apparently they tell her it's ok to be batshit insane and to shove your life lessons down another's throat.

I swear if she didn't have a few good cockholes she wouldn't be where she is today ...

Anyway, my actual thought is about sex.

8/17/2008 2:32:39 PM

i think i got a crumb in my eye

8/17/2008 2:34:31 PM

whether nicklepickle is related to dnl

8/17/2008 2:35:35 PM

pretty sure im dying

8/17/2008 2:38:33 PM

should i take a nap and then do my office work...

or just start working on it

8/17/2008 2:40:16 PM

you should take a shot

8/17/2008 2:41:11 PM

that's NEVER an option

8/17/2008 2:42:03 PM

that's not an acceptable answer

8/17/2008 2:42:22 PM

time to shower up then go to the bar

for a fantasy league draft im totally going in blind for.. got asked last night when i was hammered to join this league, they needed a new member

keeper league, 4 new members this year, i dont know who is already gone or even what the fucking scoring system is.

in other words, i may as well just hand in the $100 today.

8/17/2008 2:43:22 PM

ok....i'll make a deal with you...

i'm going to go potty...


then i'll make a drink....but i'm not taking a shot of gin

8/17/2008 2:43:32 PM

k deal

agreed, shot of gin not good

8/17/2008 2:44:03 PM

I will be a proud momma when one of my photos hits the random interestingness page for the first time.

8/17/2008 2:50:59 PM

i think this is going to make my tummy hurt

8/17/2008 2:55:16 PM

lol only liquor i had left last night was some kind of apple mix shit that was like 40 proof.. made my stomach hurt

8/17/2008 2:55:58 PM

i woke up about 5:00 this morning not feeling too well

8/17/2008 2:57:40 PM

WELL I WENT TO SLEEP AT 5 OK

8/17/2008 2:58:00 PM

K...GAH!

8/17/2008 2:59:33 PM

I love my sex bloggers never update on the weekends, and then monday and tuesday are good reading days

8/17/2008 3:29:57 PM

finally syncing my iPhone

w00t!

8/17/2008 3:33:18 PM

Ok after seeing how big a woman gets with one child I cannot imagine how 7 fetuses can survive in a belly. I mean really....what???

8/17/2008 3:35:41 PM

wtf....apparently i totally missed the entire area right in front of my couch when vacuuming...


and that's bad since this is where i sit all the time

8/17/2008 3:45:43 PM

you sit in the area right in front of your couch?

8/17/2008 3:48:11 PM

so i finally do this shit

and you insist that I keep handling this shit, because, literally, i had a headache on the day I did my part?

8/17/2008 3:50:10 PM

Ellen DeGsomething is 50 yrs old?

Daaaaamn


22 check outs in 4 hours? Fuck me!

8/17/2008 3:51:17 PM

how to trim down 227 people so that of who we invite only 130 will show up

8/17/2008 5:10:08 PM

Wedding on a beach=room for the unexpected to stand

8/17/2008 5:11:53 PM

LK i was not invited. are we not facebook and myspace friends?

8/17/2008 5:13:30 PM

nahhhhhhh...if we had it on the beach then my plan of having the wedding at a small venue so my mom can't invite everyone she's ever talked to her whole entire life would be foiled

8/17/2008 5:24:46 PM

I'm tired...but I haven't done shit all day.

8/17/2008 5:30:04 PM

^^haha word.

I hope to have a small wedding with no strangers except for maybe his side whom I've not met just yet....

Ready to be outta here!

8/17/2008 5:38:30 PM

I really hope the people upstairs finish moving in soon. It's been 3 days. Shit!

8/17/2008 5:40:01 PM

I miss Yoshiemaster.

8/17/2008 6:16:05 PM

i definitely need to get like 9 hours of sleep more often

8/17/2008 6:27:58 PM

I need to buy a card and I need to buy a wireless adapter or webcam for my sister's computer as a going away present, but I have no motivation to leave the house right now.

augh.

8/17/2008 6:33:52 PM

227 to 183!

this whole anticipated 150 shit though is giving me heartburn. "oh they won't come, but we need to send an invite" that's totally jinxing us

plus 150 is still too many...it's gonna have to be narrowed down more

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ]

8/17/2008 6:51:21 PM

having your butt hole checked up airport security must suck.

8/17/2008 7:04:05 PM

I've been searched every single time I've flown this year.. I'd like to know what kind of f'in list I'm on

8/17/2008 7:08:07 PM