hungry

I shouldn't order jimmy john's this late for lunch...but I'm too lazy to go anywhere

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 2:48 PM. Reason : 2809]

5/10/2012 2:48:45 PM

On my way to Slovenia on a train with wifi, and I realized I left my passport back in Vienna. Some random Shengen countries check passports on the bus, but not usually the train...I'm just hoping there won't be a problem...

5/10/2012 2:58:59 PM

interview to job offer in less than 3 hours....

record?

5/10/2012 3:39:35 PM

YAY!!!!

(... right?)

5/10/2012 3:43:45 PM

yes, yay

i'm pretty excited, but nervous too.

5/10/2012 3:54:24 PM

I'm wondering if my company did something to block facebook today because it shows up in text only mode and is all sorts of messed up.

5/10/2012 4:02:56 PM

I could go for some breastfeeding right about now...

5/10/2012 5:39:23 PM

this chick on fb just posted a pic of some kid (her niece? friend's baby? looks like MAYBE 2 yrs old) "nursing" her baby dolls



[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 6:43 PM. Reason : ]

5/10/2012 6:43:01 PM

Hahahaha that's funny. No need for fb, but funny.
I babysat a 2 yr old, and beforehand Ok'd it with the parents that I breast feed Ryan in front of him. Not 4 hrs in to the first day he was "nursing" his stuffed monkey. Haha

5/10/2012 6:50:10 PM

that was pretty much my thought on it kids do lots of funny stuff, not all of it needs to be on fb though

5/10/2012 7:07:34 PM

My only uncle just died

5/10/2012 7:50:46 PM

I'm pretty sure I just pulled a bot fly larvae out of my chest...


I had never heard of these being in NC, and I'm kinda worried now....

5/10/2012 7:56:07 PM

I knew a guy with a bot fly about a year ago. But he went to somewhere in South America, and came back with one in his leg. When the doctor removed it, it was about the size of a quarter.

5/10/2012 8:20:17 PM

Today was not a good day...

5/10/2012 8:30:45 PM

You had to use your AK?

5/10/2012 8:31:40 PM

Pretty close...

5/10/2012 8:40:38 PM

I think I might have a kidney infection...but I'm not quite sure...lower back pain all day and it also felt like it was in my ovaries...but who knows...and I've had to pee so many freaking times today it's not even funny...

I've also been feeling really lightheaded and dizzish...I just don't like today at all...

5/10/2012 8:51:42 PM

Flight school is like college all over again. Except this time I actually give a shit and am not broke.

5/10/2012 8:57:47 PM

Thought you were taking a break from drinking?

5/10/2012 9:00:08 PM

Like college without the drinking or getting laid.

So like high school?

5/10/2012 9:15:36 PM

^

5/10/2012 9:15:46 PM

I got drunk and laid in high school, you guys are doing it wrong

5/10/2012 9:18:11 PM

i didnt drink much in high school

also

5/10/2012 9:19:29 PM

I either missed out on a lot in high school or avoided a lot in high school.

5/10/2012 9:24:34 PM

I didn't drink much or fuck.

but uh...I got like the second highest SAT score in my school.

5/10/2012 9:25:56 PM

I just found out I will be the discipline lead on a small project over this summer. I've been looking forward to doing this in the next couple of years: I definitely did not expect it NOW. I'm excited but nervous at the same time.

5/10/2012 9:30:28 PM

My lower back is killing me...I can't really tell if it's kidney pain or muscle pain...how do you tell the difference?

5/10/2012 9:31:40 PM

http://www.articlesbase.com/non-fiction-articles/lower-back-pain-and-kidney-pain-how-to-tell-if-your-back-pain-is-caused-by-a-kidney-infection-245766.html

5/10/2012 9:34:05 PM

Mother fucking google!

I think I'll see how I feel tomorrow after a good nights rest and if I'm still hurting then I might hit up the doctor.

5/10/2012 9:38:05 PM

My husband: I'd like to get more involved with Pride activities through the business network.
Employee: Wait, Josh, you're gay?
My husband: Yes, Amendment One turned me gay.

i <3 him.

5/10/2012 10:01:34 PM

omg, my dads side of the family formed a facebook group (my dads side is ridiculously large)

now I get nonstop notifications of people posting on it

5/10/2012 10:08:18 PM

you can turn them off

5/10/2012 10:08:51 PM

I just sneezed...it hurted

5/10/2012 10:12:28 PM

ya, I can go into settings or whatever, I didnt even accept the invite, just automatically had me join

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 10:16 PM. Reason : .]

5/10/2012 10:16:32 PM

oh yeah that happened to me once

got home to like fifty emails in my inbox cause it automatically had email alerts turned on.

5/10/2012 10:17:27 PM

One of my campers from a couple years ago and I are friends on facebook. She's 17 now. She's dating a 21 year old. At first I was like...she is way to young to date a 21 year old...and then I realized that when I was 16 I was with a 22 year old...

I'm totally gonna be a hypocritical parent when the day comes...

5/10/2012 10:21:42 PM

ya, all my facebook emails go to my bullshit account

5/10/2012 10:27:00 PM

Quote :

"I got drunk and laid in high school, you guys are doing it wrong"

I, too, got drunk and laid in high school. So...I guess like middle school?

5/10/2012 11:14:20 PM

I wasn't going for super literal. Just making fun of you. But you take the fun out of everything.

5/10/2012 11:17:00 PM

oh she mad!

5/10/2012 11:18:16 PM

^^ I also got drunk once in middle school.

So I guess really like elementary school.

[Edited on May 10, 2012 at 11:19 PM. Reason : :troll:]

5/10/2012 11:19:39 PM

I got drunk in elementary school. So like pre-school.

5/10/2012 11:35:10 PM

I got unfriended by someone with like 2000+ friends, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

5/11/2012 1:00:52 AM

What does it matter to you? When you got a job to do, you gotta do it well.

5/11/2012 2:16:04 AM

i keep having dreams about all my bastard children. watching all the games of thrones episodes back to back is really messing with my head.

5/11/2012 7:00:40 AM

this day is going to suck

officially

5/11/2012 7:03:33 AM

Fareako is an asshole. Always.

5/11/2012 7:05:59 AM

i'm deleting what people write on my facebook wall if i don't like it. sorry. i don't care if you are family.

5/11/2012 7:27:07 AM

cool starry brah!

5/11/2012 7:36:21 AM

yay friday

5/11/2012 8:01:01 AM