God damn that sounds like a winning combination. Even better if I don't fucking wake up.

5/15/2012 6:44:27 PM

waking up is awesome. it's the best part of my day.

5/15/2012 6:49:43 PM

The Judge I had on my first case today looked exactly like Star Trek's Captain Riker.

5/15/2012 7:24:26 PM

All the bitches wanted Riker

5/15/2012 7:24:49 PM

I wish my hips would stop being all kinds of fucked up.

5/15/2012 8:05:29 PM

lol i guess i'm going to the gym instead of drinking.

my brother's gf was like "ERica! Are you already drunk?!"

uhm. . .noooooo, not exactly.

5/15/2012 8:11:36 PM

I wish my knee wasn't fucked up

Also, I wish I owned something that actually has value because I need SOME GOD DAMN MONEY

5/15/2012 8:28:52 PM

Quote :

"Looking for a new place to live is stressing me the fuck out."

me too

5/15/2012 8:32:57 PM

^ I thought y'all bought a house

5/15/2012 8:33:25 PM

no, this was a 2 year gig in roxboro so we rented. now i'm going for a 1 year gig near rockingham/hamlet, so i'm looking for another place to rent.

5/15/2012 8:36:15 PM

I'm bored as hell....but it's okay...I'd rather not be doing anything right now.

5/15/2012 9:14:31 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuu...almost blister on my foot.

5/15/2012 10:01:26 PM

It's sad that one of the things I'm looking forward to with returning to work is taking the stairs for more exercise in my day

5/15/2012 10:49:38 PM

housesitting a house with dogs, a pool, and all the beer I can drink is pretty ok

also, that one girl on here is blowing the fuck up

5/15/2012 11:25:07 PM

^that sounds pretty awesome. The pool makes it.

5/15/2012 11:30:11 PM

there is also a pool table that we didn't even get around to tonight

but there's always tomorrow

5/15/2012 11:34:45 PM

A friend of mine from grade school used to house sit a really nice house around here when he went to state, but a baller piano was the best it had to offer for fun. Aesthetics only go so far.

5/15/2012 11:37:06 PM

this is a nice, small house that just happens to have the perfect amenities

small houses with character are the best

5/15/2012 11:38:37 PM

Fuck character, give me 5 bathrooms

5/15/2012 11:39:30 PM

there is also a 3DTV here, but who the fuck is into watching a replay of the ACC Championship Game from December in May?

5/15/2012 11:45:14 PM

I haven't been this happy in a LONG time

5/15/2012 11:48:44 PM

I'm about to delete like 50 people off facebook

5/16/2012 1:51:10 AM

6 hour nap was awesome, but I don't know how I'll ever sleep tonight.

5/16/2012 2:11:30 AM

Quote :

" small houses with character are the best"

I mostly agree. Gotta have a comfortable amount of space though.




^^^

5/16/2012 2:21:49 AM

and a dishwasher!

we founded a really cute, oldish place with lots of "character" .......but no dishwasher

it may not seem like a big deal, but when i come home from work angry i'm not going to give a damn about the "character" of the place

5/16/2012 7:06:39 AM

My mouth is finally starting to feel normal again.

5/16/2012 8:17:20 AM

I woke up this morning for a run but instead I have vertigo. I have to stay horizontal or else every thing starts spinning and I get sick

Woe is me

5/16/2012 9:42:21 AM

Boring day is boring

5/16/2012 9:43:00 AM

^

5/16/2012 9:43:32 AM

I swear my Grandma thinks the only purpose of email is to forward religious chain emails

5/16/2012 10:31:37 AM

Someone brought it Biscuitville mini ham biscuits. I've already had 2, and I'm debating a third.

5/16/2012 10:34:15 AM

Sometimes I do a vanity search and I'm just like what in the fuck.

5/16/2012 10:48:20 AM

sounds like i'm jumping right in to it tomorrow...A&P summonses to get out; mediations & depositions to schedule; and (my favorite--really) discovery!!

5/16/2012 11:11:54 AM

After watching like an entire season of Hoarders, we decided to go through my husbands boxes of magic cards. His collection is massive and he no longer plays, so I suggested that he give away or sell most of them. The comments from him as he prices of some of his cards is hilarious.

"W00t! $5.50 and I have 8 of them! Booo. . .15 cents.... WTF I must have thrown away 10 of those!"

I guess he's going to make his fortune 70 cents at the time.

5/16/2012 11:30:06 AM

I think I finally quit my beer promo job, been a long time coming. $20/hour to bullshit around for 4 hours on Fridays and Saturdays was cool, but I need my weekends back especially with the PE exam coming up

5/16/2012 11:49:50 AM

I thought Mott's Garden Blend vegetable juice would taste like V8/store brand vegetable juice. It does not. Bleh.

5/16/2012 2:07:07 PM

I think I hogged all of the world's sleep last night. I took a 6 hour nap and then slept for another almost 8 hours.

But now I'll never get to sleep tonight.

5/16/2012 2:13:09 PM

w00t just found out I'll be getting a raise. Apparently it's the first time in three years they've approved raises for people.

5/16/2012 2:20:04 PM

Why would someone ever think this look is ok?

5/16/2012 2:23:14 PM

^^congrats

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5/16/2012 2:23:18 PM

Thanks

5/16/2012 3:10:00 PM

got my first day back to the job outfit

5/16/2012 3:40:47 PM

The responses my students put on ClassEval were amazing! Nothing but positive reviews.

5/16/2012 3:57:53 PM

The longer he stands up unassisted the more I find myself holding my breath waiting for him to take that first step. Come on kid! You can do it!!!

5/16/2012 4:16:59 PM

Just tried my first Anvil's Cheesesteak today....not too shabby!!

5/16/2012 5:00:17 PM

i just rode a bike for the first time in over 12 years...

i think i'm going to puke

5/16/2012 5:31:00 PM

^^I love that place... amazes me that they stay in business though, as I'm the only one there whenever I go

^MUSH!!

5/16/2012 5:42:27 PM

i raced with bryson....

i won the race...but he won the war cause he rode around the block 2893423893473824 times and i was panting on my porch

5/16/2012 5:43:50 PM

lol nothing like a little kid to show you where you lack in physical stamina... the little bastards!

5/16/2012 5:50:14 PM

no shit...

he's all "WAIT FOR ME....i can't go that fast" which, of course, i didn't do....i had to keep going while i could...

then he catches up and just keeps riding...and riding...and riding...

and i'm laying in the yard about to hurl

5/16/2012 6:00:53 PM