6/12/2012 4:36:48 PM
Checking out Of Montreal tonight!
6/12/2012 4:52:01 PM
I just had the best food idea ever. I have a feeling I will eat about a gallon of ranch-ziki sauce in the next 48 hours.
6/12/2012 4:53:46 PM
Just got free tix to Gavin Degraw/Colbie Caillat/Andy Grahamnow to find someone to come with
6/12/2012 5:21:03 PM
http://WWW.youtube.com/watch?v=pYmBrLofu5YSorry of this is old.I love jennamarbles the best.....but this still had me rolling!!
6/12/2012 5:28:05 PM
theres a conservative ghost hunting palm reader with a daughter named aaliyah on my facebook feed
6/12/2012 5:35:26 PM
I'm not sure I want my husband to go with me to the gym. I got half as much done as I usually do with him tagging along because he wanted to actually work out *with* me. I don't wanna talk buddy.
6/12/2012 5:39:42 PM
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6/12/2012 5:43:26 PM
GG[Edited on June 12, 2012 at 5:47 PM. Reason : back to the fatherland for you]
6/12/2012 5:47:20 PM
sprechen zie kliene deutsch...and I can't spell for shit.True story I am only 1/4 german...
6/12/2012 5:51:14 PM
Thankin' bout a girl named Gina.
6/12/2012 6:20:51 PM
lol
6/12/2012 8:16:22 PM
Wait, wieners shrink after 30?
6/12/2012 8:30:18 PM
Common known fact. Have you ever been with a guy on his 30th birthday? It's like at midnight that shit acts like he just jumped in a mountain stream.
6/12/2012 8:34:03 PM
Headache. Also, I really need my interview to go well tomorrow.
6/12/2012 8:59:59 PM
Don't wanna drive 5 hours tomorrowBut a delicious sushi dinner awaits me at my destination
6/12/2012 9:09:23 PM
going to the ocean?
6/12/2012 9:12:11 PM
Sunscreen costs too damn much.
6/12/2012 9:27:07 PM
long day was long
6/12/2012 9:31:28 PM
This was good for a few lawls:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/ways-to-tell-that-youre-addicted-to-facebook
6/12/2012 9:39:45 PM
Apparently I offended a coworker over lunch today without knowing it. Instead of telling me I offended her, she just cancels our plans for tomorrow. I don't know whether to feel bad I offended her, or get pissed at her ridiculousness.
6/12/2012 10:16:22 PM
6/12/2012 11:01:26 PM
i was with it until the grandpa
6/12/2012 11:03:46 PM
I can't let Hanson come in the middle of this relationship...I've been given the ultimatum...it's either Hanson or me. Folks...I think sawahash is going to give up Hanson
6/12/2012 11:57:42 PM
bullshit
6/13/2012 12:31:24 AM
I hope the total wipe/reformat/reinstall on my phone fixes the random problems I've been having lately. I'm eligible for renewal but Verizon's Android selection sucks right now, so I don't want this to be a hardware problem.
6/13/2012 12:37:38 AM
Gonna have to call and decline this job offer for tomorrow. Back on my search again though.....
6/13/2012 12:40:02 AM
you brave
6/13/2012 12:40:50 AM
6/13/2012 8:54:05 AM
this is creepy
6/13/2012 11:37:23 AM
^^hahahahaha
6/13/2012 11:39:22 AM
where is qntmfred going? Is he selling tdub?
6/13/2012 11:53:04 AM
Interview was great and I've got the rest of the day off work. Happy.
6/13/2012 11:55:51 AM
^^ out of fear of competition, Zuckerberg is buying TWW for a cool billion.
6/13/2012 12:24:54 PM
I am having a hard time deciding when to go to the gym next week, but I want to go ahead and reserve my spots because they sold a Groupon and it's a little busy lately.
6/13/2012 2:43:45 PM
I just realized the facebook mini-feed is not on my homepage anymore. When did this happen?
6/13/2012 3:44:33 PM
6/13/2012 3:58:55 PM
i REALLY want to go to Ireland
6/13/2012 7:16:18 PM
Paris Jackson is really pretty.
6/13/2012 8:36:22 PM
I want to get my handwriting analyzed.
6/14/2012 12:02:20 AM
I'm due for some good times
6/14/2012 12:04:52 AM
omg....my facebook friends list just increased by 60 people [Edited on June 14, 2012 at 6:40 AM. Reason : it seems to have readded everyone who has deleted their account]
6/14/2012 6:35:04 AM
6/14/2012 7:39:04 AM
I think it's broken...
6/14/2012 8:14:58 AM
is there a number 8 is this, cause I can't find it
6/14/2012 9:11:13 AM
9 rows from the bottom
6/14/2012 9:12:50 AM
3/4 of the way down in the middle
6/14/2012 9:13:11 AM
ohhh look at that!
6/14/2012 9:17:08 AM
that was way easy
6/14/2012 9:17:52 AM
20 days need to hurry the fuck up!
6/14/2012 10:10:28 AM