Fucking facebook messing up my lame jokes with its bugs

8/18/2012 10:16:57 AM

It doesn't want you to keep making dad jokes.

8/18/2012 10:20:20 AM

My feets are tired and raw

8/18/2012 11:37:22 AM

Dayum! Tracy Byrnes is hot!

8/18/2012 12:52:29 PM

Single again. And no train. Choo choo.

8/18/2012 1:47:37 PM

GOD DAMMIT MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BALLS!

8/18/2012 1:58:39 PM

Quote :

"Aug 18, 2012 8:14 AM On FedEx vehicle for delivery RAEFORD, NC"

pick up the pace, fedex dude

8/18/2012 2:14:49 PM

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!!!!

8/18/2012 2:18:42 PM

I thought the second hair chalking experiment went well but I guess it's not as bright as I thought b/c you can barely see it in any pictures

boo

8/18/2012 2:38:36 PM

something big is gonna happen

8/18/2012 3:34:34 PM

The answer to my broken tablet was 42.

8/18/2012 3:38:44 PM

^^and what is that??

8/18/2012 6:33:54 PM

I sent him naked pictures of your mom

8/18/2012 6:35:33 PM

very nice

8/18/2012 6:36:18 PM

She look good for a mature for lady

8/18/2012 6:41:06 PM

For those that don't know, I really have seen bretts moms boobs and they taste like candy

[Edited on August 18, 2012 at 6:45 PM. Reason : .]

8/18/2012 6:45:11 PM

For those that don't know, I really have seen bretts moms boobs and they taste like candy

[Edited on August 18, 2012 at 6:46 PM. Reason : .]

8/18/2012 6:45:11 PM

not living with the same people has completely fucked my alcohol tolerance.

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8/18/2012 6:50:02 PM

hey compact disc dweller. long time no see

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8/18/2012 6:50:38 PM

tomorrow is going to suck

8/18/2012 7:16:42 PM

Fuuuuucked uuuuuuuuuppppppp

8/18/2012 7:21:42 PM

Kind of bummed this storm isn't bigger

8/18/2012 7:37:54 PM

good shower was good.

now once the beer man returns home, i will start up hunger games

8/18/2012 7:38:53 PM

this all day afternoon headache SUCKS

8/18/2012 7:42:33 PM

^^^I know that feeling! I wish that the storms had been a little more hardcore

8/18/2012 7:44:25 PM

I do not want to spend my last 3 days before returning to work sleeping

Where is my energy?

8/18/2012 7:47:03 PM

god damn im a fuckin marble master




..and im hungry too

8/18/2012 8:00:04 PM

pic?

8/18/2012 8:00:45 PM

Picked this up at Packapalooza for the new baby

8/18/2012 8:04:21 PM

not sure if you are talking to me..but if you are:









..about to go pick up some more out of the kiln..
mibs are FUN!23234

8/18/2012 8:04:40 PM

Gorgeous!

8/18/2012 8:08:14 PM

Yes, that was directed at you, and those are very nice!

8/18/2012 8:08:18 PM

I like your balls

8/18/2012 8:15:42 PM

whats that game with marbles? Its kinda like GO!

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8/18/2012 8:16:23 PM

chinese checkers?

8/18/2012 8:18:11 PM

Mancala? (I have no idea what Go is)

8/18/2012 8:19:18 PM

thanks!

8/18/2012 8:21:23 PM

Chinese checkers.

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8/18/2012 8:23:51 PM

these range from 1.6-~2.9in in diameter...would make for one awesome table-sized chinese checkers board..



....ideas..

8/18/2012 8:25:46 PM

Slept too long

8/18/2012 8:27:07 PM

Vampire movies/shows suck!

8/18/2012 9:07:37 PM

the people upstairs are having loud sex

8/18/2012 10:35:04 PM

how much blow did tom arnold do before getting on that stage?

8/18/2012 10:35:21 PM

Sorry, Lesa. I'll keep it down.

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Having a difficult time getting emotionally invested this time around.

8/18/2012 10:36:53 PM

honey if you were up there causing a ruckus, i'd be knocking on your door asking if i can watch

8/18/2012 10:39:02 PM

8/18/2012 10:40:03 PM

oh lawd

8/18/2012 10:49:44 PM

I am so sad right now

8/18/2012 10:53:10 PM

I really should not have dropped that bottle of fish sauce.

8/18/2012 11:31:32 PM

Uh, yeah. I'm not as happy with my husband being home as I thought I would be.

8/19/2012 12:15:02 AM