how could you not tell the bench was wet?


you sure you didnt just pish yourself?

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9/15/2012 9:57:20 AM

h

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9/15/2012 9:58:46 AM

so much for being up at 8! oh well, i finally got to sleep in

9/15/2012 10:00:52 AM

^^ >--- ---<

9/15/2012 10:18:07 AM

Thinking about taking a shit

9/15/2012 10:18:11 AM

Time to go buy some new running shoes, some more socks, and some more shorts. REI or Dick's?

9/15/2012 10:21:21 AM

neither! find your local running store

9/15/2012 10:22:16 AM

But I like REI. I dig the dividends and the return policy.

9/15/2012 10:26:01 AM

sounds like you made up your mind then

9/15/2012 10:28:04 AM

how often are you going to return your socks, shoes, or shorts?


and dividends are just a way to justify the fact that they charge about 5-15% more than anyone else for all their stuff.


don't get me wrong, I love REI, but there are plenty of things you would be a dummy to not buy elsewhere

[Edited on September 15, 2012 at 10:36 AM. Reason : w]

9/15/2012 10:31:25 AM

phone has been recovered...

life can continue as scheduled now

9/15/2012 10:37:14 AM

Quote :

"But I like REI. I "

I figured you would prefer dicks

9/15/2012 10:56:45 AM

badump ching!

9/15/2012 10:59:28 AM

i am in love with the hot zingo man...

i want to have all his babies...

i'm convinced he left his flash light in my car so he's have a reason to see me again...

9/15/2012 11:03:02 AM

Now I feel like an ass.

9/15/2012 11:53:02 AM

that'll happen...

9/15/2012 11:53:40 AM

dammit corso- I hope you did not just give UT the kiss of death!

9/15/2012 12:01:41 PM

9/15/2012 1:14:08 PM

^whatup boo?

9/15/2012 1:36:43 PM

i just found out a friend's mom died...

she had the same kind of cancer my mom has...

9/15/2012 2:06:43 PM

>--<

9/15/2012 2:12:34 PM

dammit

i wish my office turned on the AC during the weekends.

9/15/2012 2:33:47 PM

^^^Oh, that sucks/ I sorry to hear that.

9/15/2012 2:51:06 PM

I need an attack plan for packing. This "I am going to pack today" mindset isn't really working out because I don't have a particular place to start, so I just walk around my house moving random things around.

9/15/2012 2:55:30 PM

come on...bite!

9/15/2012 3:29:22 PM

college football isn't as good without beer and bad for me food

9/15/2012 3:40:28 PM

I am terrible about birthday gifts for family. In thinking of what I would get my dad, which is nothing at this time while I think about something decent to get him, I realized I didn't get my brother anything. His bday was July 30th.

Worst gift giver ever.

9/15/2012 4:58:26 PM

did you know that "dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards spells "dammit I'm mad"


mind = blown

9/15/2012 5:16:43 PM

I, too, follow George tekei on fb

9/15/2012 5:21:49 PM

Pull weeds eeryday.

9/15/2012 8:47:24 PM

Oh my goodness. I wish I could have video taped me waking up a sick 3 year old to give her more medicine, and the subsequent conversation

9/15/2012 9:19:08 PM

NCSUHippie and I will not be earning our fire-building merit badges any time soon.

9/15/2012 9:28:22 PM

Goddammit

9/15/2012 9:31:01 PM

Ahahaha my phone thinks that every time I post a colon that I am going to follow up with a parrot

9/15/2012 10:14:16 PM

I should go out and run

9/16/2012 5:10:18 AM

9/16/2012 5:12:29 AM

Early to bed, early to rise.

I think I'll go for a run.

9/16/2012 5:18:39 AM

you people running at 5am

i got off work at 3 and am winding down

i should probably try to go to sleep now

enjoy your run don't get hit by a deer

9/16/2012 5:20:51 AM

I just had steak and eggs with a side of bacon for breakfast. It was glooooorious.

9/16/2012 8:34:28 AM

I love getting 7 ripe bananas for $0.67 at Harris Teeter

9/16/2012 8:40:03 AM

well...it was actually 11 here.

I am not an overachiever

9/16/2012 9:03:22 AM

aea is killing it at the race!



and I am on the exact opposite plane of human existence, feel like crap, need food, and plan on being absolutely sedentary all day

9/16/2012 9:43:54 AM

I am going to miss my dog

9/16/2012 10:00:01 AM

goin to get UTI antibiotics. blah

9/16/2012 10:01:38 AM

^^What kinda race?

9/16/2012 10:34:40 AM

just got an email from mail@e.creepygiraffe.com

subject: your talent for working with children is needed.

9/16/2012 10:38:08 AM

So did piddle bug and bio freak break up??

9/16/2012 10:39:31 AM

^^^half marathon in philly

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9/16/2012 10:39:54 AM

Quote :

" I am going to miss my dog "

What happened?

9/16/2012 10:41:46 AM

^

9/16/2012 10:43:42 AM