^^joie rejected his advances

she's a married woman, y'know

10/19/2012 7:44:21 PM

I'm really enjoying Oddities on Netflix.
Great little show.

10/19/2012 8:17:50 PM

SO I was coughing my freaking lungs up and went in to the bathroom to get a tissue and before I could get there coughed something really big up and ran in and spit it in the sink, as I was rinsing the sink I started coughing again and then puked and genius me decided to catch it in my hands instead of just puking in the sink and my hair was down so then I had to take a shower.

10/19/2012 8:56:35 PM

in on page 2993

10/19/2012 9:09:45 PM

I hope this girl isn't crazy.

10/19/2012 9:18:58 PM

^ Pls don't end up in a gutter.

I feel gross now because I fell asleep at 7:30 and just woke up. I can't decide whether to get up and do stuff for a bit or just try to go back to sleep.

10/19/2012 11:00:33 PM

i went to Walmart tonight to do my shopping
i forgot something, so i stopped at Harris Teeter to buy that ONE THING on the way home (since i need it tomorrow)

behold, my Walmart receipt for 33 items and my HT receipt for ONE FUCKING ITEM

10/19/2012 11:51:40 PM

You must be a VIC card holder.

10/19/2012 11:54:53 PM

all those eVIC specials they printed on my receipt are emailed to me every week.

why the fuck do i need them printed on my receipt?

i'm sending this to Corporate

10/19/2012 11:56:09 PM

10/20/2012 12:01:22 AM

i posted a laptop on ebay last week, expected to sell it for 7-800

it sold for $1200, but the winning bidder was a 0 reputation user, i figured it was a scam

5 days later, guy actually paid me the correct amount and has a confirmed paypal shipping address

is it still possible that this guy is scamming me?

[Edited on October 20, 2012 at 12:14 AM. Reason : found it. guy sent a separate message asking to ship to different address]

10/20/2012 12:03:57 AM

man i hate those fucking scammers

10/20/2012 12:20:42 AM

holy shit, that was awesome....

10/20/2012 12:24:04 AM

Robotussin wore off 30 min before next recommended dose

10/20/2012 12:30:57 AM

It feels good to catch up on sleep. But whenever I'm in bed for more than like 9 hours my muscles feel creaky and pissed at me.

10/20/2012 9:14:47 AM

I can't believe I'm sitting outside a tmobile waiting for them to open so they can figure out why my boss's email won't work

10/20/2012 9:52:31 AM

uhh, I don't think they will be able to help you with that.

10/20/2012 9:56:26 AM

That's what I said but he told me to go, so here I am

10/20/2012 9:57:39 AM

Did that work out for you?

10/20/2012 11:06:42 AM

I switched it out and got him a windows phone. Screw blackberry.

I think it's for the best. He'll be able to sync up his outlook calendar and I can get him to finally trash his 10 yr old palm

10/20/2012 11:11:17 AM

i think im a sex addict

10/20/2012 11:29:03 AM

my bellybutton itches

10/20/2012 1:24:41 PM

slowly chipping away at that pace!

10/20/2012 1:41:13 PM

I don't know how I'm gonna fix my hair for this wedding tonight. I have like 45 mins to decide lol

10/20/2012 1:45:42 PM

My bastard sangria method of add stuff, taste, add stuff, taste until it's good is not the best idea on an empty stomach. Someone come drive me to the grocery store

10/20/2012 2:44:24 PM

as soon as he's up...a toy is in order.

10/20/2012 3:27:31 PM

Who has a wedding at 12:30 in gatlinburg on a Saturday with peak colors? Fml

10/20/2012 6:03:16 PM

I'd like to have a glass of wine to wind down, but I know that it'll put me straight to sleep and it's too early for me to hit the sack.

10/20/2012 7:34:05 PM

i feel like i'm about to spot some TWWers tonight

10/20/2012 9:03:01 PM

Between weights with my brother and suspension training with Laurie, I'm one sore mama.

10/20/2012 10:05:14 PM

I am so fucking tired of this cough.

so


fucking


tired

10/20/2012 10:10:27 PM

Quote :

"i feel like i'm about to spot some TWWers tonight"

you ain't knocked on my door yet

10/20/2012 11:10:36 PM

give me time

10/20/2012 11:22:09 PM

a great day, followed by a few small shitty events, means this lesbian is getting drunk and going to bed before a few random tires get slashed

10/20/2012 11:24:55 PM

Lezbehonest

10/20/2012 11:26:30 PM

i fucking hate maryland... i feel bad for that kid, but fuck the terps

10/21/2012 12:09:00 AM

this show is sad why am I watching it. poor doggy

10/21/2012 12:24:33 AM

The Walking Dead makes me too jumpy.

10/21/2012 12:33:09 AM

Do the number of views only update when someone bumps a thread

10/21/2012 12:38:02 AM

I love the way people on the Food Network act like the food they made is the best tasting food ever.

10/21/2012 12:57:54 AM

anyone online?

10/21/2012 3:44:43 AM

No, "Dub Step", I do not want to be your friend on facebook.

10/21/2012 11:44:48 AM

Quote :

"Lezbehonest "

10/21/2012 2:55:46 PM

hahaahaha watching the credits roll for Boogie Nights and i see this:


Consultant.............................................Ron Jeremy


why am i laughing so hard about this?

10/21/2012 3:24:35 PM

Oh hai hammys and glutes. I wasn't aware you existed until I did squats for the first time in a month today.

10/21/2012 3:55:45 PM

Quote :

"The Walking Dead makes me too jumpy."

A friend of mine made an eerily similar facebook post around the same time...

Also, we just started watching this show. And it rocks

10/21/2012 4:44:29 PM

goddammit dairy

10/21/2012 4:56:41 PM

I need a massage

10/21/2012 4:57:18 PM

ugh, i really need to go back out and work on the car a bit more

but i'm not going to

10/21/2012 5:07:25 PM

^^you and me both!

10/21/2012 5:07:58 PM