Given the chance, I would drown you in a bathtub full of Rosanne Barr's anal leakage

5/29/2008 6:29:31 PM

whatever dude

ILL FUCK YOU UP!

5/29/2008 6:30:06 PM

uh huh

you couldn't even hurt my feelings

5/29/2008 6:31:17 PM

you're probably right

i hate confrontation, and most 12 year old girls can beat me up

5/29/2008 6:32:22 PM

well, now I feel bad

we should just hug this the fuck out

5/29/2008 6:34:56 PM

DEAL

5/29/2008 6:39:33 PM

6/4/2008 7:18:29 PM

never mattered before.....who cares...

6/4/2008 7:20:51 PM

i like the way these guys dip a little bit into the WB frog in their rendition

6/4/2008 7:21:41 PM

I didn't think that anyone other than me remembered that show

6/4/2008 7:22:28 PM

i'll outnerd it

as a child i noticed that this old ass movie (back when they used to show old movies on tv during the day instead of judge judy) that was playing (on the DC station [channel 5...eventually became a fox affiliate]) bared a striking resemblance to mr belvedere the tv show...especially due to the fact they kept calling this old ass dude mr belvedere

the name of the movie was "sitting pretty"

sure enough years later i looked it up

1947 SOURCE MATERIAL

6/4/2008 7:27:23 PM

that's too much

BEYOND TRIVIA

6/4/2008 7:28:35 PM

BEYOND REALITY

6/4/2008 7:29:16 PM

i'm sorry, my blackness enables me to NOT answer that question

6/4/2008 8:34:06 PM

Hello Jeff

how is the North treating you?

6/7/2008 10:27:22 PM

it's going alright I suppose. I've really just been doing a lot of relaxing lately, and finding my way around the area.
today, I went out to the park to do some fishing....

the people seem nice enough
the house is pretty much in order
there are a lot of bugs, but it's not unbearable....
the cost of living in considerably less than anywhere that I've ever lived....which is good I guess


but, I've only gotten laid like 3 or 4 times in the 2 weeks since I've been here. I don't know if it's because Wordsworth doesn't find me attractive anymore, or if we've just been busy. either way, I think I'm going to talk to her about that.





how are you doing Mr. Gimp?

[Edited on June 7, 2008 at 10:31 PM. Reason : d]

6/7/2008 10:31:28 PM

i hear ya man, seems like we are in about the same boat moving wise and getting use to a new area. it sounds good though that you are getting settled in and shit.

i had to go yesterday and get fingerprinted for my job and fill out some more paper work for my background check, so it looks like i have to stop raping people and robbing banks. and i start work monday, which im a little bit nervous about, but im sure it will be cool.

blah took some vacay from work and came down to help me move in. shes been a big help and has bought me a bunch of shit to put in my new place, so thats awesome.

OH YEA. i mowed grass today for the first time in like 10 years, and it was like 100 degrees outside so that plus the 10 or so pine trees i have in my yard made for an interesting little saturday.

but hey, i can't complain.

6/7/2008 10:36:56 PM

haha, yeah, I had to basically give up all information about me for my security clearance...

name, age, who I know, who I've worked with, where I've lived....
I thought they were going to ask me for a semen sample too

6/7/2008 10:39:36 PM

6/8/2008 1:43:58 AM

Quote :

"Hi, Jeffy Bugar Face!! HAHAHA!!! :-)"

6/20/2008 8:55:10 PM

oh goddammit
I knew that was coming


1) kill Camille
2) clean off my facebook wall

6/20/2008 8:57:22 PM

6/20/2008 8:58:38 PM

hey babe, I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your bed rock

6/20/2008 9:01:33 PM

and my beautiful wife...CAMIIIIILLE

6/20/2008 9:05:04 PM

she got a big ole butt

and a bigger mouth

6/20/2008 9:07:21 PM

lolz angry face

6/20/2008 9:08:17 PM

^^ Who??

6/20/2008 9:09:32 PM

that girl in the pic



I'm not saying there's anything wrong with big ole butts though

6/20/2008 9:11:21 PM

Good..b/c I'd be S.O.L if so! Love mine!

6/20/2008 9:15:04 PM

as a matter of fact, I love yours too

I think that all three of us should meet up

6/20/2008 9:20:35 PM

Hello Jeff!

New job/town still going well for you?

6/24/2008 9:08:54 PM

oh yes, it's going great. I love it.
I get to work hard during the week, and relax and night and on the weekends.
How is your new position?

6/24/2008 9:15:23 PM

Its pretty baller
just got assigned a couple of minor projects, so getting to be pretty busy. but in a good way
doing the whole long distance with the lady friend, which sucks of course
my plan is to knock her up so i get to keep her

too bad i shoot blanks

6/24/2008 9:17:07 PM

I mean, I'm willing to help you out if you want.

just seduce her, cut the lights off, and say you have to use the bathroom. then I'll come into the room, act all GIMPish, knock her up, and leave you to enjoy "your" love child

glad to hear everything is going well, man

6/24/2008 9:18:31 PM

that sounds good but i don't think i can handle a son with a bigger dick than me

you know about us white folk

6/24/2008 9:22:27 PM

did you rent or buy an apartment or house?

6/26/2008 8:23:07 PM

i decided to rent for a couple years, a duplex that is

maybe if the market is like it is now next year or the year after that, i might take out a loan and buy

but we'll see

6/26/2008 9:01:10 PM

Quote :

"as a matter of fact, I love yours too I think that all three of us should meet up "

what the fuck man??? Remember me? Your girlfriend????

6/26/2008 10:28:09 PM

OH FUCK!

6/26/2008 10:28:55 PM

Hey, so is this foursome happening or wh....



NVM!

6/26/2008 10:30:08 PM

i'm tired of all these bitches throwing themselves at my man...I mean i know he's sexy but damn!!!

6/26/2008 11:19:51 PM

maybe if you told them all how small my penis is, they would stop sweatin' me

6/26/2008 11:33:39 PM

why would i lie to them?

6/26/2008 11:34:13 PM