haha you might have incriminating pms on me... but those arent creepy

6/22/2008 8:15:29 PM

haha i was being silly

i dont think ive ever written or received any creepy pms

6/22/2008 8:16:44 PM

NakkedDave08 (7:55:55 PM): i had half of a tuna sub, but im still hungry
NakkedDave08 (7:55:58 PM): what do you suggest i do?
Come On Get Down (7:56:21 PM): eat your own jizz

6/23/2008 7:56:34 PM

Quote :

"From : drunknloaded To : Jen Received : Wednesday June 25, 2008 at 4:01 PM Subject : the "show your ass" thread thinking about making a parody "post pics of your boobs" and photoshopping my head on your body of that one pic(u know the one) but i wont cause you will hate me more so i just wanted an excuse to pm you "

6/25/2008 4:04:55 PM

lol awesome...u should post more

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : post the one about my neighbor possibly fucking her dog]

6/25/2008 4:05:18 PM

oh this is jen in response to fucking a dog and spitting in a dogs mouth

Quote :

" From : Jen To : drunknloaded Received : Tuesday June 24, 2008 at 4:18 PM Subject : Re: hey at least the dog enjoys the later"

pretty creepy

6/25/2008 4:06:13 PM

From : Jen
To : ReceiveDeath
Received : Friday February 15, 2008 at 5:23 PM
Subject : Re: i need conformation on this matter
not today

this is the real thing b

6/25/2008 4:06:26 PM

6/25/2008 4:15:48 PM

HAHAHA man i always thought about sending some wierd shit jus for kicks........glad i decided against it now.....NCSUWolfy's are the funniest

6/25/2008 4:18:00 PM

NakkedDave08 (6:55:35 PM): IM GETTING SOME PIZZA WOMAN
NakkedDave08 (6:55:37 PM): YOU CAN'T HAVE NONE


Auto Response from Come On Get Down (6:55:41 PM):


NakkedDave08 (6:57:03 PM): jk
NakkedDave08 (6:57:09 PM): if you were here i would give you some
NakkedDave08 (6:57:13 PM): THEN PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!

6/26/2008 6:59:33 PM

Come On Get Down (6:59:41 PM):
Come On Get Down (6:59:47 PM): i love when you talk dirty to me

6/26/2008 7:04:09 PM

haha divababy could totally like blackmale(lol no pun intended) with this...i was sending her shit like "let me practice fucking you" and shit earlier

6/26/2008 7:11:53 PM

NakkedDave08 (7:30:41 PM): come here
NakkedDave08 (7:30:48 PM): im going to give you some semen so you can make a baby

6/26/2008 7:32:46 PM

Quote :

"From : Fermat To : mcPpnts Suhbject : My Dearest Elizabeth Long have we been parted by my ways. Do not fear that I do not know it. Do not feel that I have gone unpunished, You are the parting of my lips on every word and mock me from behind my closed eyes. Our path will be as it will be. I still pray a loving one? I should try to be brief. My company got holed up in Baton Rouge. The rifled team was captured as we passed a burning town no-one could name. We didn't lose anyone. They were just gone when we got there. I saw a woman with the fingernails burned from her right hand sitting naked under a barren peach tree. I think she was Iroquois. There were 100 of us counting prisoners, but she stared at me till we crossed a fence where her head turned and she fell down. Do you remember Clara? Supplies are coming now and I can hear deserters in the woods. There is a trail now, the deserters use, we all know it. It is well worn. Captains still pretend it isn't there though and there are no posts watching them, as far as I know, clear to Richmond. It is as if the winter has taken cover with us. I do not doubt we will make it through this, our Captain is a rational man and supplies seem stable, and I've been hard enough coming up to show enough bravery for five of him. It is hard, but not bitter. Yet the cold down here seems to come from inside. In Campburg the chill was strong and the wind and snow could cut you in half and strand you for dead, but I do not think even a fire could hold this kind of cold out. It grabs you. Bill and Ovid have made it fine. The two of them got picked for a navy squad on the lakes. Tell Marla I don't think there should be no danger coming from those parts. (I know she knows this but if you told her it was from me she might be more like to buy into it) There are sick all over but most seem to get well, and all the way. Those who don't, however. Tell Jess he got to take af'ter his momma. He's bright but sometimes I think he just forgets things. I know you'll stay on him. Give him my old shave kit. He always admired it. might help him keep from wondrin what to do. Send me back if you can. liz I know that hogs never seemed part of your future, and yer daddy same. But hogs is what I got now. and in a couple maybe seven months I'll be there to tend em. Maybe not forever? I know we learned our letters together for a reason, so please send me some of yours. I feel your heart is with my own, even if we fight it. ~In Earnest~ Howard "Booger" Rehnquist "

6/27/2008 1:46:12 AM

From : drunknloaded
To : TenaciousC
Received : Saturday June 28, 2008 at 1:18 AM
Subject : Re: hey i'm just curious
no offense but i'm pm'ing chicks a lot hotter than you right now

6/28/2008 1:19:10 AM

Quote :

"From : kiljadn To : WolfpckGrl17 Received : Wednesday June 25, 2008 at 8:33 PM Subject : Re: yep. gonna go shoot some kids in the face. catch you later."

6/28/2008 1:22:14 AM

lol

6/28/2008 1:23:29 AM

Quote :

"From : ****** To : H8R Received : Saturday May 31, 2006 at 3:12 PM Subject : Re: want to mmmmmmmmmmm baby. you wanna piece?"

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : :O]

6/28/2008 1:27:59 AM

lol knowing my creepy ass, i could go back to that time, find when i was posting(cause i'm always online all the time) and probably guess what broad sent that


but i'm way too drunk for that right now

6/28/2008 1:29:14 AM

From : Jen
To : drunknloaded
Received : Saturday June 28, 2008 at 1:49 AM
Subject : if you see in public
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU WOMAN HATING SON OF A BITCH





this woman did 1 too many whip-ets(sp?)

6/28/2008 1:51:36 AM

From : drunknloaded
To : par0d0xe
Received : Saturday June 28, 2008 at 3:23 AM
Subject : yo
totally cant believe you fucked katiencbabe...bitch was hot imo....gg

6/28/2008 3:24:16 AM

6/28/2008 5:53:55 AM

I didn't know the PM'ing was active. my inbox rarely turns green.

6/28/2008 5:55:07 AM

OMG Minka is still alive

6/28/2008 5:55:40 AM

shhhhhhhh!

6/28/2008 5:59:46 AM

6/28/2008 6:08:18 AM

I don't wanna ruin my tdub rep by sending "dirty" PMs.

6/28/2008 6:32:21 AM

Mail » InboxDeletedSent » Hey

From : raiden To : EMCE Received : Saturday June 28, 2008 at 6:52 AM Subject : Hey

I've always thought you were kind of hot. Call me sometime

6/28/2008 6:35:41 AM

oh snap, how'd that happen?

6/28/2008 7:00:08 AM

just
like
this

6/28/2008 7:01:36 AM

OMG HAX!!

6/28/2008 7:03:59 AM

bassman803 is too classy for this thread

6/28/2008 9:26:29 AM

From : drunknloaded
To : DivaBaby19
Received : Monday June 30, 2008 at 3:01 PM
Subject : in all seriousness
can you send me your address one more time? its probably like 15 pages back and i dont wanna search...i'm gonna write it and send it out today hopefully

6/30/2008 8:27:10 PM

mcPpnts is mine!

6/30/2008 8:33:44 PM

NakkedDave08 (7:32:06 PM): oh
NakkedDave08 (7:32:07 PM): btw
NakkedDave08 (7:32:18 PM): ive been washing the 500 towels you soiled this weekend
NakkedDave08 (7:32:23 PM): so you owe me!!!!
Come On Get Down (7:32:41 PM): i think what i owed you was in those towels
NakkedDave08 (7:33:02 PM): im totally posting that when i get back!~!!!!!11111111

7/1/2008 8:14:42 PM

gross, who would say something like that!?

7/1/2008 8:18:00 PM

i need to get my mattress professional cleaned now

thanks

7/1/2008 8:19:15 PM

you're welcome

7/1/2008 8:20:52 PM

7/1/2008 8:22:15 PM

I've started coming up with shit just to post in this great thread

Quote :

" From : Fermat To : Duck Received : Tuesday July 1, 2008 at 10:43 PM Subject : I have many hobbies, and know many dances. Do not ask me if the pictures on my profile are me because right here and right now I am telling you that they are indeed me. If you believe me than thank you. If you don't, I don't really care. I am who I say I am, and if you can't take my word for that then buzz off and don't talk to me."

7/1/2008 10:46:53 PM

Quote :

" From : tripleD4u To : blah Received : Sunday July 6, 2008 at 12:21 PM Subject : hey want to go tothe bada bar"

Quote :

" From : blah To : tripleD4u Received : Sunday July 6, 2008 at 12:25 PM Subject : Re: hey no"

Quote :

" From : tripleD4u To : blah Received : Sunday July 6, 2008 at 12:27 PM Subject : Re: hey well that's fucked up i was gonna buy you a jagerbomb and celebrate cinco de mayo we were gonna have puppy back ribs and pickled canaries"

Quote :

" From : blah To : tripleD4u Received : Sunday July 6, 2008 at 12:28 PM Subject : Re: hey fag"

Quote :

" From : tripleD4u To : blah Received : Sunday July 6, 2008 at 12:29 PM Subject : Re: hey you're a piece of worthless shit i'd trample your skull with a ballpen hammer and fuck the wound solid"

7/6/2008 12:34:22 PM

lol...unless triple d broke up with his girl hes not single

7/6/2008 12:35:40 PM

drunk jokes are fun

7/6/2008 12:37:49 PM

i just got the funniest pm ever

i wish i could display it

7/7/2008 6:20:21 PM

post it w/o the sender's name

7/7/2008 6:50:15 PM

when did this shit get reset?!

7/7/2008 6:51:09 PM

speaking of PMs

i gots none

7/7/2008 6:54:05 PM

^ inbox green, sorry im a slow typer

^^^ I wish i could but she already told me

Quote :

"nooooooooooooooooooooo"

i will say its from ambroshia though

7/7/2008 6:59:18 PM

you should have just posted it and not said it was from her

7/7/2008 7:00:32 PM

NakkedDave08 (8:51:45 PM): so, why don't you come see me
NakkedDave08 (8:51:55 PM): and ill smash your guts
Come On Get Down (8:52:03 PM): i would like that

7/8/2008 8:54:01 PM