haha

5/20/2008 9:22:04 PM

lawlbob

5/20/2008 9:22:17 PM

5/20/2008 9:22:45 PM

for the record

not all bigger girls give good head

5/20/2008 9:23:12 PM

is an Asian thing bad? Like..once you get with one you'll be over your Asian thing?

5/20/2008 9:23:24 PM

Please fill out the following application to be considered as a potential date for Desiree

Name: Tyler
Age: 26
Job: UX Designer

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm pretty awesome fun times. And entertaining, intelligent, worldly and well spoken

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Very reasonable

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Pretty much never a douchebag. I can be aloof and arrogant, but I don't do douchebaggery

How big is your penis? big enough to get the job done, small enough that it will still fit where it needs to.

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nope, never really been overly attracted to asians, but you are pretty cute

Are you easily offended? It takes a lot to truly offend me, ive been told im unoffendable, but there are the rare exceptions.

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Nope, but anytime you want to pay for my dinner you can, and I won't break up with because of it!

5/20/2008 9:42:29 PM

I like your Asian haircut in your pictures

5/20/2008 9:46:00 PM

Just for the heck of it, I am bored

Name:Aaron
Age:24
Job:Structural Design Engineer at a Nuclear power plant

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I'm honest, what more could you want? Plus I already know you and I would think you vaguely remember me and should know I'm not a bad person.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Thank you will always be said when appropriate.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Once in a blue moon when I'm frustrated with work or something

How big is your penis? Not to be TWW common knowledge

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? I would say I am an equal opportunity dater provided the person I am dating is interesting and intellectually stimulating.

Are you easily offended? Nope, I have 4 siblings. So try your best

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? No, I would always offer to pay. Only in certain circumstances or if insisted would I allow a girl to pay

5/20/2008 10:55:20 PM

blah, too bad I'm half the world away, and won't be back in 2 months. Will PM when I get back if she's still single.

5/20/2008 11:04:05 PM

Quote :

"dezidelight is single! She, Vix, and I can finally have that lesbian roommate threesome!"

Sounds more like lezidelight.

5/20/2008 11:08:14 PM

^bwnafide lesbo.

5/20/2008 11:08:47 PM

ShawnaLez123?

5/20/2008 11:08:53 PM

Just because I hate men doesn't make me a lesbian.

5/20/2008 11:09:26 PM

5/20/2008 11:09:58 PM

Come on, you suck more carpet than a dyson.

5/20/2008 11:10:06 PM

Gross, there's definitely no carpetmunching in my sexual repertoire (neither giving nor receiving).

5/20/2008 11:11:30 PM

Also, bwn?

5/20/2008 11:13:26 PM

u dont like for dudes to eat you out?

5/20/2008 11:13:30 PM

No. A lot of guys are REALLY bad at it. I'd rather just bypass the whole thing altogether just to avoid the potential pitfalls.

5/20/2008 11:15:37 PM

maybe you dont tell the guy what you do and dont like good enough

5/20/2008 11:16:16 PM

I don't. I also don't care enough about getting oral sex to do it.

5/20/2008 11:16:54 PM

from what i've heard you are ideal for most guys...i heard most guys like to receive and not give

5/20/2008 11:17:46 PM

quit fucking up the thread people. go talk about your weird sexual preferences in your own thread

5/20/2008 11:19:52 PM

"the diamondace, shawna, and DnL talk about their weird sexual preferences thread"

5/20/2008 11:22:05 PM

oh sorry dude, didn't mean to fuck up your egame


my sincerest apologies


so everybody, how do you like your blowjobs?

5/20/2008 11:22:53 PM

ShawnaE?

5/20/2008 11:23:31 PM

^^I just dont want to hear about how you choose terrible partners, and certainly don't want to hear DnL dreaming about getting some action.

5/20/2008 11:26:26 PM

Quote :

"Sounds more like lezidelight."

ROFL

5/20/2008 11:26:39 PM

^^haha you are so full of shit

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : i knew my name would be brought up]

5/20/2008 11:27:09 PM

k, well this is chit chat and threads rarely stay on topic



get over it

5/20/2008 11:27:36 PM

Well I agree with shawna, you know, cause I'm tryin' to get laid.

5/20/2008 11:29:20 PM

i've had a lot of funny responses so far. i guess vix and metricula and i will have to vote on who wins.

5/21/2008 9:12:00 AM

Quote :

"I'm pretty awesome fun times.......well spoken "

5/21/2008 9:13:18 AM

We'll have a special apartment meeting for it.

5/21/2008 9:15:44 AM

Quote :

"I just dont want to hear about how you choose terrible partners, and certainly don't want to hear DnL dreaming about getting some action."

I thought it was your house he banged the asian in.

5/21/2008 9:16:17 AM

Quote :

"We'll have a special apartment meeting for it."

fun! where is your application, Metricula?

5/21/2008 9:23:04 AM

how long will it take for applications to process?

5/21/2008 9:26:45 AM

Quote :

"quit fucking up the thread people. go talk about your weird sexual preferences in your own thread "

god noen, calm down buddy. if there was two users that i knew that would be in this thread trying to get their egame on it would be CaddyMan and noen. 2 for 2.

ive never made out or had sex with or even dated an asian girl. ive always wanted to. i think they are so cute.

5/21/2008 9:33:37 AM

this thread will get you aids.

5/21/2008 9:35:56 AM

she is, indeed, cute

5/21/2008 9:43:41 AM

aww, thanks

5/21/2008 9:44:39 AM

aye gurl

i'll do them dirty thangs to ya these otha dudes wont

5/21/2008 9:45:12 AM

love you long time?

5/21/2008 9:48:06 AM

shouldn't the l's be pronounced as r's?

5/21/2008 9:49:13 AM

gunzz, i'm surprised you overlooked me in saying who's trying to get their egame on.

I'm supposed to PM every girl, right?

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ^i <3 engrish]

5/21/2008 9:49:43 AM

ruv you rong time boo

5/21/2008 9:51:03 AM

chembob, you give yourself too much credit to think you are always on my mind or something

Quote :

"houldn't the l's be pronounced as r's? "

lol, i <3 funny girls....tell me another one

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : double post]

5/21/2008 9:59:49 AM

trying to get a link to my own user info

5/21/2008 10:01:14 AM

Name: Dylan
Age: Dylan
Job: Spitting Hot Fire

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I spit hot fire.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Dylan

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Dylan

How big is your penis? Dylan

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Dylan

Are you easily offended? Dylan

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Dylan

5/21/2008 10:05:19 AM

i don't think there's a single guy on this whole board who wouldn't pay to see these three girls go at it

5/21/2008 10:22:09 AM