It's a great way to wake someone up!!!!

I'm an advocate!

6/10/2008 4:07:45 PM

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"even when you were dating?"

nope.

no morning lovin' either

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 4:09 PM. Reason : .]

6/10/2008 4:08:15 PM

^ Do you wake up way before she does?

I like to sleep in, so it doesn't happen as much as I would like.

6/10/2008 4:11:32 PM

i don't know where the whole head first thing in the morning came from. unfortunately for me my gf isn't much on blow jobs. she might start out with one as foreplay but before i can finish she'd rather fuck.

6/10/2008 4:13:43 PM

no, we wake up about the same time on weekdays, and on weekends, she is up well before me usually.

6/10/2008 4:16:19 PM

innnnteresting

personally i always get tired as shit after i get off so i've never been a huge fan of messing around in the morning bc i always end up falling back asleep and wasting half the day

not to say that i don't enjoy it thoroughly though

6/10/2008 6:14:07 PM

this thread makes me smile

this thread makes me cry

6/10/2008 6:44:01 PM

i'm not really a fan of morning sex

i blame it on being hungover every morning though

6/10/2008 6:45:31 PM

I used to have a girl that would give morning head

maybe I should have married her ass

6/10/2008 6:46:40 PM

morning sex is incredible

6/10/2008 6:50:37 PM

^^i'll marry you if you'll flip me on my back in the middle of the night and wake me up long enough to have some crazy "racing as fast as you can" sex....the kind where i'm barely awake before it's over and then i wake up in the morning not really remembering we've even done it but very relaxed none the less....

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ^morning, noon, evening, night, middle of the night....any of it is good for me]

6/10/2008 6:51:50 PM

^ deal


but after you have sex with me, you'll definitely know that you did it. I'll have you hobbling around the next day like you're Yoda

6/10/2008 6:53:24 PM

it's been a terribly long time since i've had walk funny sex

6/10/2008 6:53:55 PM

it also has a long list of disadvantages

6/10/2008 6:54:27 PM

^^
and
I need a hubby.

6/10/2008 8:35:52 PM

happy anniversary to meeeeeeeeee!

6/11/2008 12:04:51 AM

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"^^i'll marry you if you'll flip me on my back in the middle of the night and wake me up long enough to have some crazy "racing as fast as you can" sex....the kind where i'm barely awake before it's over and then i wake up in the morning not really remembering we've even done it but very relaxed none the less...."

These things change when you get married...sounds like a lot of good times though

6/11/2008 12:19:43 AM

YAY!! Happy Anniversary!!

6/11/2008 12:21:13 AM

Happy Anniversary punchmonk & qntmfred

6/11/2008 1:06:52 AM

Happy anniversary!

6/11/2008 1:07:48 AM

I hope when I get married my husband makes me a thread on my anniversary!

6/11/2008 1:09:18 AM

Happy anniversary!

6/11/2008 1:10:46 AM

bttt. 3rd anniversary date tonight. W00T

6/14/2008 9:32:57 PM

word to the wise
for those of you who are lucky enough to have "fairies"
you should say thank you every so often in order to keep said "fairies"

My husband gets cookies/brownies/pound cake and the like often because I love to cook, but so do the other people who visit the apt, so I wonder if that makes him feel "not as special"?

6/15/2008 1:31:00 AM

My boyfriend just woke up from a nap so I decided to make him lemon poppyseed muffins

6/15/2008 1:36:10 AM

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"Wait a damn minute here... I've been married three years and NEVER have I recieved head first thing in the morning. We are gonna have a little talk when I get home. (Actually the reason a bride is smiling on her wedding day is because she knows she has to only give head on two days a year, her anniversary and his birthday. It sucks for the guy that gets married on his birthday)"

Apparently, you did not do a thorough job of screening your lady before you got married.

One of my true joys in life is making my hubbie happy and one of those ways is by playing what my husband refers to as his own personal 'shower midget.' I like to scrub his back and take care of morning wood. It ensures his cooperation for the rest of the day.

6/15/2008 1:50:35 AM