tell her that she needs to trim the prickly bushes outside her window

8/6/2008 1:22:19 AM

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"just tell her that whenever you see her in the store that you get a little chubby just talking to her and that many times you go straight home and masturbate furiously while imagining her on all fours in the stockroom of the grocery store."

i promise.
i swear, that if she says no i will say this loud enough for anyone else in line to hear me.

8/6/2008 1:25:31 AM

what if she changes her mind to yes?

8/6/2008 1:26:14 AM

then i just hit the jackpot?

8/6/2008 1:26:35 AM

then he must be hot as fuck

8/6/2008 1:26:45 AM

"How about I be sin^2 (t) and you be cos^2 (t) and together we can be 1."

8/6/2008 1:27:31 AM

8/6/2008 1:27:50 AM

yes
2 days ago was the anniversary of the fbf thread about that
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=116795&page=1#2584252

8/6/2008 1:29:01 AM

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"see if she wants to get ice cream or something."

lmao.

8/6/2008 1:30:02 AM

just be straight forward without sounding overeager

8/6/2008 1:31:32 AM

Go into her fucking house and shoot photos of her panties and post that shit on the internet...

8/6/2008 1:32:55 AM

lol tell her you are into starwars

8/6/2008 1:33:43 AM

NICE

8/6/2008 1:34:37 AM

makes a lot more sense to say to someone lol

8/6/2008 1:36:20 AM

Just go up to her and ask. If she is really interested in you then you wouldn't need any gimmicks.

8/6/2008 1:49:01 AM

yeah if you need a gimmick and she falls for it, shes a whore

8/6/2008 1:50:40 AM

yes, but if she isn't interested then gimmicks will come in handy.

8/6/2008 1:51:22 AM

8/6/2008 1:51:39 AM

i mean if she is a whore, sure

8/6/2008 1:51:56 AM

Vix wins this thread with justice.

8/6/2008 8:13:05 AM

My roommate and I were shopping and he saw this hot chick in a store that we would never go into. He's all like, "brb, yo". Walks into the store browses around, finds some cheap ass sunglasses and purchases them. As he's walking out, he turns around and says, "Fuck it, the only reason I came in here and bought the stupid ass sunglasses was so I could check you out cuz you're beautiful, wanna go out sometime?"

He got a yes...

8/6/2008 8:13:33 AM

^ Sure sign of an easy lay

8/6/2008 8:21:39 AM

I thought that's what he was looking for anyways, you know? He said he's leaving in two weeks, so random hook up is key to this situation.

8/6/2008 8:28:09 AM

give her an extra $20 when you get something, then say "either bring me the change or your phone number"

8/6/2008 8:28:25 AM

Stop being a little bitch, tell her that she has an interesting style and that it would be nice to get to know her.

Do not compliment or give her higher value than yourself. Be dominate and assertive, calm and collected. Slowly smile, but not for too long. Maintain eye contact and speak with authority.

You will feel anxious and scared as you walk up to the place, just become one with it and dive in face first.

If it doesn't work out with her, there are plenty of hot chicks. Especially in the RTP area. Consider it practice for the next, hotter one.

8/6/2008 9:22:14 AM

hahaha dominant yet assertive.

are you the dog whisperer?

8/6/2008 9:23:53 AM

i thought guys were supposed to play hard to get? something like a dude plays hard to get and then the chick is even MORE interested?? idk something like that i heard once

8/6/2008 9:24:15 AM

^^^ This sounds like advice from the Dog Whisperer



[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 9:24:16 AM

how about talk to her, make her laugh.

if that works, then ask her out to something small, coffee or a drink after work.

otherwise, hand in your balls.

8/6/2008 9:25:17 AM

^^ this guy sounds like me 1 minute ago.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 9:25 AM. Reason : ^]

8/6/2008 9:25:32 AM

making women laugh is annoying sometimes...you make them laugh and think things are going good and then BAM you say one thing wrong and all that hard work is for nothing

8/6/2008 9:27:09 AM

The psychology behind dog training is also applicable to humans.

8/6/2008 9:27:18 AM

refer to women as "broads" a lot

8/6/2008 9:31:00 AM

i have 6 minutes left on free bird

8/6/2008 9:32:06 AM

"bitches" and "hos" works too.

8/6/2008 9:32:09 AM

i mean under normal circumstances i'd just get to know her then ask her out. but i'm not trying to roll through a grocery store 8 times in the next week.

8/6/2008 9:35:25 AM

Ok, here's what you do:

Go in, buy a bunch of condoms, booze, some prep-H, a home pregnancy test and a card. Make purchase. Immediately sign the card and give it to her and when she looks at you funny, nod at her and say this is all for our future date. It's a sure thing.

8/6/2008 9:38:07 AM

Quote :

"Do not compliment or give her higher value than yourself. Be dominate and assertive, calm and collected. Slowly smile, but not for too long. Maintain eye contact and speak with authority. You will feel anxious and scared as you walk up to the place, just become one with it and dive in face first. "

Good advice

8/6/2008 10:13:10 AM

stop being a bitch pussy and do it already

8/6/2008 10:55:04 AM

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"making women laugh is annoying sometimes...you make them laugh and think things are going good and then BAM you say one thing wrong and all that hard work is for nothing "

well just save the masturbating talk until at least the second date

8/6/2008 11:05:41 AM

So when are you doing this thing?

8/6/2008 11:55:36 AM

ask her what her name is

you can usually get a good read on what to do next

just by how she responds to that

start a conversation and smile

if she laughs at anything you say move to defcon 3 and get them numbers

8/6/2008 11:56:19 AM

EVERYTIME I've tried the "go in a few times" drill the girl is gone by the time I declare readiness. My advice is to just go for it next time you see her. The whole deal. If she says no just go in a bunch more stores until you find a girl that looks better and keep trying until you get one. Its too many fishes in the sea.

8/6/2008 12:07:10 PM

If you have to come to TWW for advice on this you're doomed.

I suggest you just ask her out. Say something like, "Hi, I'm Walls441, what's your name? Well, ____, would you like to meet me for drinks Friday?"

That's it, if she says yes then great. If she says no then shrug it off and move on, there are 3 billion women out there, one of them will say yes eventually.

8/6/2008 12:07:36 PM

now that i think about it the best way is to give her your card and say "heres my card, give me call sometime maybe we can get together or something"

that way you can't lose and she isn't put on the spot. If she says yes she will call if she says no she won't call.

8/6/2008 12:13:47 PM

i wish i could lock this thread.

no one else needs to post or tell me "if you're looking for advice on tww, blah blah blah, stop being a pussy, whip our your dick, rabble rabble rabble".

probably gonna go back in that b tomorrow.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:16 PM. Reason : ^ you think i have a card? if i had a card it would be a euphalo card.]

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:16 PM. Reason : if i had a buisness card i wouldn't give it to a girl who works in a grocery store. or any girl in general]

8/6/2008 12:15:48 PM

Awesome, let us know how it goes.

8/6/2008 12:17:26 PM

i still hope she says no.

where the fuck do you take a girl that you don't know anything about.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : fuck this i'm sticking to chicks i already know.]

8/6/2008 12:18:16 PM

Seriously, meet for drinks, learn a bit about her, tailor the first "real" date accordingly.

8/6/2008 12:19:32 PM

coffee shop, or to a bar/lounge, or to a park

the whole point is you want to get to know her

8/6/2008 12:19:39 PM