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"Bet you have not tried watching some amateur couple stuff. Or maybe some lesbo porn. Both focus more on female pleasure and less on how much jizz the guy can get all over her face. And the porn is so dirty comments, well you are definitely not trying to let go of that religious oppression."

I actually have watched some... its not bad... but idk... I like stories, a plot

8/12/2008 1:21:22 PM

^^haha i don't really usually need much of anything, to be honest

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2008 1:21:40 PM

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"i get the whole mental stimulation thing"

that's all I have going for me.

^^ You obviously haven't cut your religious, omfg sex is evil ties because that shit doesn't happen in the real world!

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : o_o]

8/12/2008 1:21:50 PM

telekinesis ftw!

8/12/2008 1:23:11 PM

^ Lol, when you put it that way...

8/12/2008 1:23:48 PM

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"You obviously haven't cut your religious, omfg sex is evil ties because that shit doesn't happen in the real world! "

I know.. I've been reading romance novels since I was 13. I have a warped sense of reality. I wouldn't allow a boy to kiss me till I was 18... I've only sucked 2 cocks in my life... Idk... and that was only after I had drugs and alcohol in my system... I'm uptight.. highstrung... I'm a huge Bitch.. the kind that you want to choke

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ;-)]

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8/12/2008 1:27:41 PM

^ Lol, when you put it that way...

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : let me get dem digits]

8/12/2008 1:36:23 PM

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"i don't really usually need much of anything, to be honest"

lol i am the same way only 10 times better...

8/12/2008 1:40:11 PM

I got the talk when I was 7 from my Mom. We were at the New Orleans zoo and I saw some giraffes going at it, so I was like, "What are they doing?" It just sort of took off from there.

8/12/2008 1:41:00 PM

In a car. In a parking lot, either walmart, grocery store or some place my mama oddly thought was a good place to talk about this.

Went okay. I was just like "whatever, mom." to most of what she said, because she didn't tell me about anything I didn't know already, but she pretty much said I can have sex if I want to just don't do anything stupid, or something like that.

I was spending a lot of time with this one guy in high school and every time I returned she'd ask me. It was really annoying because I just saw him as a friend (one of my best friends) but she every time was asking if I had sex with him yet.

And when I started dating Julian, she tried to get me on the pill long before I ever started having sex.

8/12/2008 1:42:44 PM

8/12/2008 1:43:31 PM

^^ your mom is a slut

8/12/2008 1:45:52 PM

^don't talk like that about her

[SHE'S EVERYTHING SPECIAL TO ME]

8/12/2008 1:47:30 PM

^^
^^^ at you too, airhead.

8/12/2008 1:55:46 PM

Your mom would rather you have protection to early than "too late"

8/12/2008 1:58:52 PM

[grammar nazi]

If you are going to talk shit, at least LOOK intelligent

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"your mom is a slut"

[/grammar nazi]

8/12/2008 2:16:52 PM

^self pwnt?

8/12/2008 2:22:56 PM

My parents never had any sort of talk with me about beer, drugs, sex or anything else... The most they did was say we know you'll do certain things, but please don't ever feel like you can't call us (if say, I need a ride after I'd been drinking) or talk to us about it...

They trusted me to make good decisions and I did... I couldn't imagine growing up a different way...

8/12/2008 2:51:34 PM

My parents never had any kind of talk with me

But dear god my mom freaked out when I "became a woman"

8/12/2008 2:53:47 PM

^^ my parents were the exact same way and i'm so grateful for it

8/12/2008 2:58:08 PM

I guess I got the talk twice. One from each parent. Both pretty young (like 6 or so).

My mom had this really annoying habit of talking about shit when my brother and I were trapped. So I remember getting the talk from her when we were all in her car on a road trip....trapped....going up to see my grandmother. It was weird because I guess I already knew what she was telling us....she just kind of confirmed it. meh...

My dad just explained it to me, and handed me some condoms. Told me to always wrap it up.

8/12/2008 3:14:17 PM

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"Your mom would rather you have protection to early than "too late""

yep. exactly what it was. that's why I rolled my eyes at whoever called her a slut.

8/12/2008 3:43:52 PM