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Spontaneous
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Is there always one fat chick in a sorority?

11/20/2008 11:01:54 PM

EMCE
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there's usually more than one. they con themselves in by knowing someone....

11/20/2008 11:02:33 PM

TroopofEchos
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anal glands you mean

11/20/2008 11:03:15 PM

khcadwal
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no no. the sorority people WANT a few fat girls so they can stand next to them in all the pictures and look good. or go out with her and look hot.

11/20/2008 11:03:24 PM

Spontaneous
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Ah, the "wing" girls.

11/20/2008 11:03:59 PM

khcadwal
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haha exactly

11/20/2008 11:04:10 PM

TroopofEchos
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hahaha they're called the "designated drivers"

11/20/2008 11:05:00 PM

Spontaneous
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lololol

11/20/2008 11:05:38 PM

EMCE
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guys do it too....

case

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point:






man, I made out like a bandit that night....

11/20/2008 11:06:28 PM

Spontaneous
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Oh I know. I'm a professional wing guy.

11/20/2008 11:10:35 PM

TroopofEchos
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the azn is palming that cup with his very large hand

11/20/2008 11:12:01 PM

khcadwal
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i bumped terpballs thread with a kissy face. he didn't respond. whyyyyy?

11/20/2008 11:12:44 PM

Spontaneous
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You know what they say about Asians with really large hands.

11/20/2008 11:12:46 PM

TroopofEchos
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they have a hard time with chopsticks?

11/20/2008 11:13:06 PM

Big Business
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XSMP, faggot or faggotiest?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 11:14:05 PM

Spontaneous
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^^ Exactly.

11/20/2008 11:14:22 PM

terpball
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hah, nice pic Jeff

11/20/2008 11:15:38 PM

EMCE
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Quote :
"i bumped terpballs thread with a kissy face. he didn't respond. whyyyyy?"


he's a busy man

Quote :
"XSMP, faggot or faggotiest?"


he's usually tolerable when he's not trying to be a nuisance

11/20/2008 11:16:13 PM

Big Business
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i'll put you down for faggot

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 11:16:27 PM

LivinProof78
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should i whore it out in slut wear at my b-day party....

boobs hanging out and the whole deal


or just dress comfortably

11/21/2008 11:19:53 PM

EMCE
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just be as comfortable as you can. have fun. talk to friends

think about it....who are you really trying to impress at YOUR birthday party? the people that show up are the ones that want to see you happy. they won't give a fuck if you're dressed in rags.

just be comfortable

11/21/2008 11:26:17 PM

LivinProof78
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but people only hang out with me so they can touch my boobs

11/21/2008 11:27:04 PM

EMCE
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that's not true

aside from constantly propositioning you for sex0r on TWW, I would probably be the last person to try and grope you.

11/21/2008 11:28:21 PM

LivinProof78
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but only because your woman would cut your hands and your dick off if you did

11/21/2008 11:29:19 PM

EMCE
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I'm just not a toolbag

11/21/2008 11:33:10 PM

LivinProof78
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11/21/2008 11:33:30 PM

EMCE
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that's not a question

11/21/2008 11:34:58 PM

LivinProof78
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i don't think i have anymore questions that you can answer

11/21/2008 11:36:01 PM

EMCE
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11/21/2008 11:38:35 PM

twoozles
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damn right your woman would be mad!

just kidding

i am not actually not your girlfriend though sometimes i forget

11/22/2008 12:11:00 AM

EMCE
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wrong thread

11/22/2008 9:18:29 AM

TroopofEchos
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what are you getting into today?

11/22/2008 9:30:36 AM

EMCE
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I think I'm going to go see a movie later, and then go bowling for a bit. I also need to do some grocery shopping so I'll have food to make for turkey day
Other than that...football football football

and you?

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 9:36 AM. Reason : s]

11/22/2008 9:35:54 AM

TroopofEchos
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oh yum!
fairgrounds to poke around with some friends I never get to see and then celebrating LadyJ1123's birthday this evening

I'm so happy to not be working or be on call

11/22/2008 9:40:33 AM

EMCE
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sounds relaxing

11/22/2008 9:44:07 AM

Vix
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Just how nasty is it to leave old pizza boxes on the floor, filled with your uneaten pizza, for weeks?

How much nastier is it when you have a roach problem?

11/22/2008 12:36:05 PM

twoozles
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sorry i was drunk last night and played on the internet when i got home
bad idea!

11/22/2008 1:25:05 PM

EMCE
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^^ that's pretty nasty.
and roaches are disgusting

^

11/22/2008 2:42:26 PM

EMCE
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11/23/2008 9:18:34 PM

TheBullDoza
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been fishing much in NY...what are you rollin with when you hit the water?

11/23/2008 9:31:43 PM

EMCE
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haha, not lately. all of the lakes are frozen over already

but when I was fishing, I would go to work with nightcrawlers

11/23/2008 9:32:35 PM

TheBullDoza
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ice fishing?...maybe the ice isnt thick enough?

11/23/2008 9:33:35 PM

EMCE
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...yeah. I've never been ice fishing before. And honestly, I don't enjoy being cold that much. But I might give it a try. I'll have to talk to some of the people that live here to find out where to fish, for what, and with what.

it's going to be a bitch dragging the wife out there with me. it'll take some convincing...

11/23/2008 9:34:55 PM

TheBullDoza
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neither have i, but i think i would try it out. yeah. It would be cold. I'd wear down clothes...I guess fires are out of the question.

I dunno how you'd get your girl out there...maybe it's best to wait for good weather.

11/23/2008 9:43:49 PM

EMCE
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either that or club her over the head.....and offer her an aspirin when she wakes up in the ice fishing hut...

11/23/2008 9:44:32 PM

Slave Famous
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hey so are you ever gonna post those south meck yearbook photos or was that all a ruse ?

i lost mine a long time ago and i wanna reminisce

11/23/2008 9:45:36 PM

EMCE
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man, I actually looked for my yearbook the other day. thinking of you (homo)

couldn't find it....so it must be in my basement somewhere. I'll get to it eventually....

11/23/2008 9:46:57 PM

Slave Famous
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cool I kinda wanna jog my memory on which girls I should spit game at on face book

11/23/2008 9:48:31 PM

EMCE
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what's your facebook url?

I'll add you. then you can glance over my friends and take your picking. I don't care about any of them, so you can give them herpes if you really want to...

11/23/2008 9:50:00 PM

wilso
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set 'em up

11/23/2008 9:50:13 PM

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