the scars on my hands are proof of my cat hate

10/25/2008 7:46:49 PM

the firefly vodka is like liquid candy

10/25/2008 8:02:44 PM

yup oh so good

10/25/2008 8:03:47 PM

i'll check back later and i'll let ya know how drunk it gets me

10/25/2008 8:06:05 PM

10/25/2008 8:17:38 PM

this stuff is not very strong

10/25/2008 8:42:54 PM

I can't speak son.

I would only get twoozles sick son.



Too tired to move son but I need food son.

Somebody bring me some food son.

[Edited on October 25, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : ]

10/25/2008 8:51:33 PM

SHUT UP SON

10/25/2008 9:09:00 PM

10/26/2008 7:15:05 AM

HAH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY PWNT THEMSELVES.

10/26/2008 7:49:27 AM

twoozles

10/26/2008 8:01:28 AM

twoozles

10/31/2008 2:09:10 PM

10/31/2008 2:09:39 PM

10/31/2008 2:09:51 PM

hay guyz

10/31/2008 2:11:14 PM

sup

10/31/2008 2:11:54 PM

I am in greensboro at mom & pop's

10/31/2008 2:13:36 PM

sexcellent

10/31/2008 2:14:57 PM

^^ you should come trick or treat at my house. I have Skittles and condoms

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : a]

10/31/2008 2:21:08 PM

that is the plan

10/31/2008 2:21:37 PM

omg twoozles

Registered : 5/11/2003 (2000.0 days ago)

W00T!

10/31/2008 2:22:23 PM

ok, i don't have condoms

10/31/2008 2:23:44 PM

yeah fuck condoms

10/31/2008 2:24:24 PM

i was gonna say make sure you have 3 musketeers but then i saw you wrote that and i spit water out all over the keyboard

10/31/2008 2:24:37 PM

i will get 3 musketeers instead of condoms

10/31/2008 2:25:27 PM

k i will be there after my date

10/31/2008 2:35:13 PM

10/31/2008 2:38:49 PM

Bring your date....is she hot?

10/31/2008 2:59:57 PM

just my friend that was looking for an apt & does coke now
i think i have mentioned her a couple times

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/31/2008 3:00:32 PM

BRING HER OVER!

I HAVE COKE IN THE FRIDGE!!!!

10/31/2008 3:01:15 PM

i tried snorting coke a couple times but im not a fan
the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

10/31/2008 4:58:41 PM

thanks for the chocolate

11/1/2008 11:47:28 AM

I see what you did there

with both posts

11/1/2008 2:01:01 PM

u glad?

11/21/2008 9:32:50 PM

o/

11/3/2009 1:36:29 PM