what you think jacking off with sap would be like?

3/19/2009 10:05:11 PM

no seriously! days of being funny are apparently over (especially when i was like "DUDE!! we should totally get introduced to the spaceballs theme!" and was denied he's a party pooper)

3/19/2009 10:06:14 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=561548

3/19/2009 10:07:03 PM

oh saps will totally know that

just don't block me, k?

3/19/2009 10:08:20 PM

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"what you think jacking off with sap would be like?"

sticky and gross

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"no seriously! days of being funny are apparently over (especially when i was like "DUDE!! we should totally get introduced to the spaceballs theme!" and was denied he's a party pooper)"

i dont know if i'm qualified to make this pick, what about the space oddity song he made for you

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM *click*

ya thats still me being funny, you guys dont have like an "our song" or something?

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"http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=561548"

http://prosperolt.googlepages.com/twwuserblocker_0.4.xpi

who you blocking?

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"just don't block me, k?"

never!

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3/19/2009 10:10:05 PM

i think my sister and her husband danced to alison kraus 'when you say nothing at all' for their first dance.

3/19/2009 10:10:49 PM

What kind of stuff have you jacked off with?
ie: butter, jelly, feces, pig blood, mayonaisse, mud, etc.

3/19/2009 10:11:23 PM

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"ya thats still me being funny, you guys dont have like an "our song" or something?"

what is this 6th grade?????

and appreciate the suggestion twoozles but country is absolutely out of the question...we both can't stand the first twang
sorry you said alison kraus...but yeah, i thought country 1st...so better say no song that has ever been originally sung or covered by a country singer that makes me think of the country version 1st...b/c then we'd want to throw up

hehe, *click*

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[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : ]

3/19/2009 10:13:31 PM

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"What kind of stuff have you jacked off with?"

soap a couple times back in the day, then i read in a book that you should never jerk off with soap, it didnt say why but i'm not one to call a book a liar so i never did it again

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"what is this 6th grade?????"

no but i mean just about any girl ive ever spent a decent amount of time with at least one song had become meaningful to both of us due to us relating it to certain events or moments that we spent together

3/19/2009 10:16:42 PM

awww saps ignored my ?

3/19/2009 10:17:55 PM

^end of page 2

3/19/2009 10:19:07 PM

yeah...forgot to get one of those...

3/19/2009 10:21:59 PM

do you wear flip flops? if so at what temperature do you begin wearing them? or what month? whichever comes first.

3/19/2009 10:23:08 PM

ok well ill just throw a few of my past ones out there then, you wont like any of them and its pretty much pointless but maybe it'll give you a starting point

dave matthews "crush"
sarah mclaughlin "chocolate"
sublime "santeria"
dixie chicks "landslide"
red hot chili peppers "hard to concentrate"
phish "waste"
old crow medicine show "wagon wheel"

maybe that'll help a lil

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"do you wear flip flops? if so at what temperature do you begin wearing them? or what month? whichever comes first."

not really, ill wear sandals though, i have fake feet so i dont really care about the temp, as long as its not wet and it doesnt make me look socially awkward wearing sandals in the snow or something

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2009 10:25:45 PM

what about "underneath your clothes" by shakira? do you think grandma would like that??

i've actually tossed around smashing pumpkins' "landslide" during my own private deliberations...

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3/19/2009 10:27:13 PM

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"what about "underneath your clothes" by shakira? do you think grandma would like that??"

i have never heard it, but i doubt she would

3/19/2009 10:28:40 PM

sorry saps...i just saw all the answers at the top of this page and figured that was the first time you had answered since the bottom of the previous page

3/19/2009 10:31:24 PM

rats.

is 59 degrees too cold to wear sandals if wearing with jeans and a long sleeve shirt

i hate shoes. i really want it to be sandal/flip flop weather. sigh.

3/19/2009 10:31:31 PM

(from a lady...55-65 degrees is my fave time to wear jeans, long sleeved shirts, and flops )

3/19/2009 10:34:13 PM

^ awesome as long as one person approves then that is what i am wearing tom!

3/19/2009 10:35:55 PM

will duke lose tonight?

3/19/2009 10:36:23 PM

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"will duke lose tonight?"

no way, i mean wouldnt mind if they did, but i dont see it happening

3/19/2009 10:41:20 PM

You got me a new job yet??

3/19/2009 11:01:28 PM

still pending

3/19/2009 11:02:46 PM

you will lose ten bucks?

3/19/2009 11:03:38 PM

^^ mine is too.

3/19/2009 11:05:09 PM

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"you will lose ten bucks?"

yes, as i said before my only hope is for vazquez to catch fire

3/19/2009 11:05:10 PM

you will be at Bada tomorrow, wearing maroon or yellow, around 3pm?

3/19/2009 11:06:13 PM

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"you will be at Bada tomorrow, wearing maroon or yellow, around 3pm?"

no but ill be there about 7:30 wearing jeans and a polo and and celebrating my new promotion, i encourage other people to be there as well

3/19/2009 11:09:04 PM

they dont open til noon

3/19/2009 11:09:56 PM

PM dur

3/19/2009 11:10:17 PM

k, PM sent

3/19/2009 11:11:37 PM

my stomach is going gurgle gurgle and feels very angry

is it because i ate taco bell? what will happen to me?!

3/19/2009 11:11:51 PM

^^tailgate ftw

3/19/2009 11:12:00 PM

^^^haha i didnt get it at first

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"is it because i ate taco bell? what will happen to me?!"

yes, taco bell has that effect, you will prolly pee out your butthole very soon

[Edited on March 19, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2009 11:12:06 PM

Dear saps,

I miss your facebook friendship. Is there any chance that we'll be pals again?

love,

Scrumples

3/20/2009 10:37:22 AM

prolly not, if i'm gonna have a stalker i'd at least prefer it to be a female one

3/21/2009 9:54:42 AM

do you consider yourself a cool mofo or a ninja? well ninjas are cool mofos but just answer the damn question

3/21/2009 9:59:54 AM

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"do you consider yourself a cool mofo or a ninja?"

personally i think im both, i'm one bad ass dude

3/21/2009 10:12:20 AM

cant you do the ninja dance and be invisible at the same time?

now that is bad ass!!

3/21/2009 10:14:05 AM

i can do the point dance and if by invisible you mean drunk then yes, i can do the point dance and be invisible at the same time

3/21/2009 10:19:09 AM

BAD ASS!

3/21/2009 10:24:05 AM

totally!

3/21/2009 10:27:22 AM

favorite color?

3/22/2009 8:46:11 PM

used to be blue, but now its green

3/23/2009 8:51:17 AM

entertain me while i figure out what i wanna do

3/26/2009 8:09:31 PM

what promotion did you get

3/26/2009 8:20:39 PM

I haven't spoiled myself in a very long time. What should I do with the ~300 i'm getting back from the IRS?

3/26/2009 8:22:45 PM

i now tell 7 people what to do 33% of the time

3/26/2009 8:22:45 PM

since noone reads the 49th post

3/26/2009 8:59:06 PM