How do you feel about page 3?

6/4/2009 10:46:50 PM

are you romantically involved with anyone right now?

6/4/2009 10:47:57 PM

Shocked, surprised, flattered, cheap.

^ Yep, yesterday was our one year dating anniversary.

[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : h]

6/4/2009 10:48:01 PM

whats your opinion on shaving the pubic area?

6/4/2009 10:50:36 PM

Necessary for both partners.

6/4/2009 10:52:24 PM

ok cool

6/4/2009 10:54:20 PM

why do you think your OP was incorrect so quickly?

6/5/2009 12:10:57 AM

what's your favorite way to pass time?

6/5/2009 12:14:08 AM

Quote :

"why do you think your OP was incorrect so quickly?"

People are REALLY bored.

Quote :

"what's your favorite way to pass time?"

Watching movies while I knit. If I could read and knit, that would be it.

6/5/2009 8:56:17 AM

where are you living these days?
And other than someone special, who is matt?

6/5/2009 8:57:12 AM

Reston, VA.

Matt is a big fat dork, but that's okay because I am too. We complete each others' sentences, which should be scary, but ends up being gratifying and hilarious instead. He's the kind of guy who took me to get my wisdom teeth taken out when my mom could never bother to make time, and helped me take care of my sick grandmother when she was trying to fight through cancer.

And he does sex pretty good.

6/5/2009 9:02:18 AM

where did your username come from? I like squid.

6/5/2009 9:02:40 AM

oh, so he's like my matt

6/5/2009 9:02:46 AM

^^ I think squid are awesome, and tart is one of my favorite words. I had a friend who was running a website called squidonastick and she wanted all of us to pick a favor for our subdomain names. My friend snagged spicy, so I went with tart, then started using it as a username.

^ Matts are the best. <3

6/5/2009 9:05:28 AM

howabout squidbillies

dont you touch that sumbitchen boat. the boat is MINE

6/5/2009 12:44:53 PM

I think it's funny but I haven't watched in a while.

I got mad that Adult Swim got rid of Futurama and stopped watching. I mean, how am I gonna turn to there just in time to see the end of Jurassic Bark and start bawling my eyes out now, huh?

6/5/2009 1:35:57 PM

tartsquid, can we hang out sometime? I currently have an e-crush on you and my hopes are that upon meeting you in person that e-crush will go away and we can just be friends.

6/5/2009 1:39:54 PM

I'm afraid that if you meet me your head might explode.

But actually, I'd chill with anyone who happened to be in the area.

6/5/2009 1:43:03 PM

why are you always high on drugs

6/5/2009 4:19:09 PM

Cracker, please.

I've only smoked pot about twice in my life and that's it. My parents did enough drugs in my youth to swear me off them forever.

6/5/2009 4:21:06 PM

well thats not very interesting

6/5/2009 4:24:10 PM

I'M HIGH ON LIFE

Having parents who are pill heads is always interesting.

6/5/2009 4:25:59 PM

cripes you're sexy .show me your boobs again

6/5/2009 8:18:05 PM

They're in there.

6/5/2009 8:19:33 PM

6/5/2009 8:20:05 PM

ok first tell these peopel that you showed me your boobs

now do it again.


I will take care of the telling people part

6/5/2009 8:20:24 PM

You know, I had completely forgotten that I actually had.

6/5/2009 8:21:16 PM

hahaha

6/5/2009 8:23:05 PM

CANT STOP
CUMMING

6/5/2009 8:24:09 PM

6/5/2009 8:34:49 PM

If you are pregnant, can I have your baby when you're done with it?

6/5/2009 9:08:23 PM

if someone said "you are the stereotypical woman" and they said it with disdain in their voice, what would you think?

6/5/2009 9:12:29 PM

Quote :

"Matts are the best. <3"

Why do you have such good taste?

6/5/2009 10:01:42 PM

^^^ NOOOO. But ours can have playdates.

^^ I would be offended because I would find that completely off base. And I am a misogynist.

^ Maybe I'm born with it, maybe it's Maybelline?

6/5/2009 10:43:45 PM

Does your cat still like to pee on your roommate's shirts?

6/5/2009 11:26:30 PM

face, mouth, or back of knee?

6/5/2009 11:37:19 PM

^^ I don't remember my cat ever peeing on my roommate's shirts. If it happened, it was while I wasn't around and no one told me about it. He certainly did pee on a thing or two of mine before, though. He's not my cat any more these days. :/

^ Back of knee.

6/6/2009 12:20:59 AM

racism:black ppl::sexism:women??

6/6/2009 12:27:00 AM

What was it like dating ReceiveDeath?
That was you, right?

6/6/2009 12:29:55 AM

May I please fist your butt?

6/6/2009 12:30:56 AM

Yeah that was me.

That's a can of worms I don't really want to open. I'm trying to be diplomatic about it - I won't talk about it and hopefully he won't talk about it. That said, it was weird and I don't think that either of us liked each other by the time we split.

[Edited on June 6, 2009 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ^ I dunno about a fist now.]

6/6/2009 12:31:28 AM

do you have a job

6/6/2009 12:34:02 AM

Still in the searching stage. If I had one, I would certainly not be posting here so much again.

I was an assistant teacher before I moved. I loved it.

6/6/2009 12:35:21 AM

what did you assistant teach?

6/6/2009 12:35:56 AM

Elementary school.

6/6/2009 12:38:19 AM

i miss DC so bad sometimes

why did you guys choose to live in reston instead of closer to the city?

6/6/2009 12:38:22 AM

Matt's job is in Reston.

[Edited on June 6, 2009 at 12:39 AM. Reason : 5 minute drive to work is pretty sweet]

6/6/2009 12:38:44 AM

do you ever miss raleigh?

6/6/2009 12:40:24 AM

Lately, yeah. More for the people than the place, because it's nothing special as a city goes.

6/6/2009 12:41:55 AM

most places aren't that special, but a lot of people are

who do you miss the most?

6/6/2009 12:45:05 AM