3 pages of looking at nekkid pics for work

9/14/2009 1:55:09 PM

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

9/14/2009 2:03:29 PM

^ I've had to do that to a bull, but for free.

9/14/2009 2:10:13 PM

lucky bull

9/14/2009 2:17:24 PM

lets see where do i begin:

I frequently have to tie people down, pinch the everliving shit out of them every 2 hours, poke qtips in their eyes, poke them with large needles, shove tubes in noses, mouths, rectums and/or urethras, argue with people in the midst of a "psychotic" episode, dodge punches, kicks and teeth.


but the worst thing ive had to do in the last year was suction brains out of someones mouth and nose....frequently because it just kept oozing out and i didnt want their family to have to see that -- the first time i realized i was sucking out brains.....yes i did the cootie dance.


so.........pretty much nothing fazes me anymore

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 5:47 PM. Reason : oh and explain the concept of brain death...and explain that no, brain transplants aren't an option]

9/14/2009 5:39:45 PM

Neuro Nursing

9/14/2009 5:45:29 PM

brainysmurf, are you a mortician? That just sounds like a job for a mortician.

9/14/2009 6:18:32 PM

neuro critical care nursing

9/14/2009 6:41:35 PM

the craziest thing i do for work is work constantly

9/14/2009 6:47:33 PM

why was someone’s brains leaking out of their nose?

9/14/2009 6:55:30 PM

go to fiftyeleventybillion meetings

9/14/2009 8:05:49 PM

Today I wrote recipe information about the Bloody Mary. It turned 75 years old yesterday. Tonight, I will drink one in celebration of its birthday.

10/6/2009 4:59:45 PM

Writing a guide to proper email and Web footers.

10/22/2009 10:44:20 AM

not related to work, but


try a bloody mary with a pickled hot dog or pickled okra as your stirrer instead of stupid fucking celery(i hate celery)

it is GOOD

10/22/2009 10:55:38 AM

Pickled okra is AWESOME in a Bloody Mary. So are garlic stuffed olives. Mmmm.

10/22/2009 10:56:57 AM

^Lucy, I am continually amazed at how many things we have in common.

I got drunk at the Goat one night, and on the way back to my apartment with a group of people I insisted we stop for snacks at HT. I bought pickled okra, dill pickle spears, and green olives stuffed with onions.

10/22/2009 11:00:37 AM

Quote :

"why was someone’s brains leaking out of their nose?"

10/22/2009 11:05:50 AM

I just tried to order a 14 foot sub ( since there's 14 people here) and got in a big argument with the guy at quizzno's

so we're getting two 6 foot subs and 2 footlongs, but its just not the same

10/22/2009 11:08:31 AM

^^^ Dude, I could live solely on pickles, olives, garlic, pickled banana peppers and giardiniera. My fridge is pathetic. It consists of wine, beer, fresh peppers, hot sauce and the foods mentioned in the previous sentence.

Which is why I'm in luck when I stay at your house. You guys always have pickled banana peppers.

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 11:12 AM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 11:10:50 AM

oh yeah, i'd have bought banana peppers during my drunken snack run but i already had them at the house

10/22/2009 11:12:30 AM

i deal with inmates for 12hrs/day, 14 days a month.

10/22/2009 12:30:29 PM

quarterly taxes

10/22/2009 12:34:02 PM

Work until 1:30 AM on a project only to have it not even looked at for a week after submitting it. Then, when the boss does look at it, she criticizes my work and questions my competence as a professional and as a human being.

10/22/2009 12:38:29 PM

Potty training.
So yeah, I get peed on. A lot.

10/22/2009 12:49:39 PM

drip drip drip

10/22/2009 12:53:05 PM

got peed on again today!
yay

11/9/2009 7:31:54 PM