I'm just surprised you chose beef as your target, considering how sacred you guys regard cows

10/9/2009 12:38:03 PM

Quote :

"I already canceled the account, sweetcheeks. I won't shop at sam's or wal-mart anymore."

because you're a coward and wouldn't show your face there ever again.

you should be embarrassed.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:39 PM. Reason : ']

10/9/2009 12:38:49 PM

him choosing beef was the genius in the plan

10/9/2009 12:39:27 PM

I feel a little bad because I wasted perfectly good meat.

It would have been tasty.

you know where the phrase "holy cow" came from, right?

You can thank my peoples for that.

Along with Seersucker.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:40 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/9/2009 12:39:30 PM

you should feel bad because the person you were targeting won't be the person affected in any way, shape or form.

douche.

10/9/2009 12:40:31 PM

it would have been somewhat effective if you had found a bigass honey bear jar and just squirted a trail all the way down some aisles

10/9/2009 12:41:06 PM

It's kinda cute that you and God are all butthurt about it.


I went home, and I was back to being in a good mood that day. That's really all that mattered.

You should call me a coward again, that'll show me!

10/9/2009 12:41:10 PM

In light of your ethnicity, this is now at least ten times as funny.

10/9/2009 12:42:05 PM

He can just wash away his sins next time he bathes himself in the Ganges

10/9/2009 12:42:21 PM

it's obvious that you are a coward. it's also obvious that you've never done a hard day's work in your life.

douche.

10/9/2009 12:42:36 PM

great story, but i do feel bad for the innocent stock boy who will end up finding these and having to clean them up


that being said, fuck shitty customer service people- THEY ARE THERE TO KISS OUR ASS, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

10/9/2009 12:43:37 PM

should have set up a fort with some flatscreens and tossed over meat grenades into the customer service pitt

10/9/2009 12:45:34 PM

Which Sam's Club was this?

10/9/2009 12:54:27 PM

probably the one on harrison

check that, it moved to morrisville in june

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : .]

10/9/2009 12:54:54 PM

I'm going to send them this thread.

10/9/2009 12:55:30 PM

that one closed @ the end of June

new one opened in Morrisville

10/9/2009 12:55:45 PM

^^^^that one's not there anymore... hasn't been for a few months

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : yeah ditto]

10/9/2009 12:56:01 PM

yeah what everyone else said

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : .]

10/9/2009 12:56:14 PM

well now we know why

10/9/2009 12:56:51 PM

aha



[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:57 PM. Reason : fatality]

10/9/2009 12:57:26 PM

i thought BD lived in SC or something

10/9/2009 12:57:30 PM

Rules are rules asshole. Man you are a douchebag. You really showed that mean ol' manager by tossing some meat around the store. Wow you are so badass.

Try this on for size, if the manager had broken the rules for you if your wife wasn't so fucking stupid to leave you name off the account, none of this would have happened.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 12:59 PM. Reason : .]

10/9/2009 12:58:57 PM

Hey it wasn't his idea to marry her; everything was arranged

10/9/2009 1:00:27 PM

To me, this screams: infant throwing a temper tantrum.

I bet your whore of a mother let you get away with murder as long as you cried long enough.

10/9/2009 1:02:19 PM

uh oh, looks like i got bobby digital's visa renewal forms by mistake

10/9/2009 1:02:58 PM

Keep trying, kiddo.

eventually, you just might get under my skin.

I know you can do it!

10/9/2009 1:03:12 PM

^^^ dude, lol

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2009 1:03:19 PM

I'm not trying to get under your skin.

I'm simply pointing out how immature, conceited, and generally angry your actions are.

you've definitely got some anger issues that will probably manifest themselves in bruises on your loved ones some day.

10/9/2009 1:05:02 PM

before you feel so sorry for the guy who had to clean it up, realize the guy who had to clean it up probably gets like a 50% discount on HDTVs

10/9/2009 1:05:35 PM

Watch out, he might go Dhalsim on your asses

10/9/2009 1:05:35 PM

^^ and diapers

10/9/2009 1:06:12 PM

what a shitty thing to do

10/9/2009 1:06:15 PM

to me it screams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs

10/9/2009 1:06:23 PM

to me it look like a temper tantrum to me

10/9/2009 1:07:51 PM

You forgot the twist ending, M Night

10/9/2009 1:08:29 PM

Slave famous wins this thread fyi

10/9/2009 1:11:39 PM

Newsflash... walmart doesn't give a fuck if they lose $1000.

and they sure as fuck don't care if you shop at costco.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/9/2009 1:14:12 PM

BobbyDouche loses this thread fyi

10/9/2009 1:14:35 PM

i think dude who had to clean up the rancid meat is the one who really loses

10/9/2009 1:21:02 PM

I think this story is fucking hilarious. That is all.

To everyone calling Bobby a coward, please refer to the definition, as a coward would have folded and called his wife or left without taking action.

It was a douchebag move, because the target of his rage was left unaffected, but something tells me this was a race thing, which would explain the rage, and resulting lack of clear thinking.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 1:24 PM. Reason : -]

10/9/2009 1:21:33 PM

maybe the janitor guy dislikes his management and laughed a little at the act

10/9/2009 1:22:05 PM

Break the wrist, walk away.

Break the wrist...

walk away.

10/9/2009 1:22:37 PM

^^yeah he cleaned up the meat, then bought a 60" LED HDTV for $300 with his employee discount

10/9/2009 1:24:43 PM

^^^^^^^

like i said before, it was all about putting myself in a better mood. As much delusional hubris as I may have, I know that nobody at the store or wal-mart really gives a shit. When I left, I was no longer pissed off, and had a funny story. My wife had similarly rude service when she was originally there, and surprisingly applauded my actions.


^^^^^ I didn't actually unwrap it. Most likely it was still in it's packaging when found. I doubt there was much of a mess.

Quote :

"It was a douchebag move"

Note that I have never denied this. It was absolutely a douchebag move.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ^: more of them.]

10/9/2009 1:26:56 PM

At least the traffic is relatively light around that Sam's Club, no doubt a nice reprieve from all the cows, elephants, heavy trucks, buses, official cars, camels, light trucks, buffalo, jeeps, ox-carts, private cars, motorcycles, scooters, auto-rickshaws, pigs, pedal rickshaws, goats, bicycles (goods-carrying), handcarts, bicycles (passenger-carrying), dogs, and pedestrians you have to navigate around on a daily basis

10/9/2009 1:28:02 PM

^ok, now that is fucking hilarious, i dont care who you are...

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM. Reason : j]

10/9/2009 1:30:17 PM

Quote :

"It was absolutely a douchebag move."

ok, I'm satisfied.

as long as you know how much of a douchebag you are, then we're good.

10/9/2009 1:32:06 PM

You should've put one of those little jars of curry powder with each package of meat.

10/9/2009 1:41:21 PM

^^

what?

that's weak. If you're gonna hate, then hate.

[Edited on October 9, 2009 at 1:45 PM. Reason : Take a few notes from Urkel, dude never stops. ]

10/9/2009 1:45:33 PM

lol, this story was well worth the wait!

10/9/2009 1:49:18 PM